Friday, March 20, 2015

Bartley takes on Bomgar

Bruce Bartley issued this press release announcing his candidacy for House District #58:




30 comments:

Anonymous said...

No address for donations? Rookie mistake.

Anonymous said...

He's got my vote! Anything to keep the tea party out of the legislature.

Anonymous said...

He is a certified NRA instructor. If he's at tough on the campaign trail as he is on the gun range, Bomgar is going to get a real run for his money!

MC Rep said...

FINALLY! A true Republician joining the race!

Anonymous said...

Hayes Dent is no rookie!

Anonymous said...

6:10 That's all you got?rookie commnentor. It's a press release Not a fundraiser. I think it covered all the bases. Lol

Anonymous said...

Puppet of the Superintendent's to force Bomgar to spend money on his own race. Not a terrible strategy but not a serious candidate.

Anonymous said...

Hayes Dent isn't a rookie but he is overpriced.

Anonymous said...

9:55. Who are U suggesting Bomgar was going to spend his money on of no one ran against him? Was he maybe going to give it to other Tea Party candidates to try and defeat sitting GOP legislators? Hold up, I will answer that for you. That's a big fat YESSSSS!!!! Real Republican against RINO Tea Party in the 58th district. Sounds like one of the best races to watch to me!!! Now tell me, how did MCDaniel do in that county?

My Fellow Murcans said...

I tend to distrust everybody who starts sentences with "After much prayer....."

It's disingenuous pandering put out there to impress mediocre IQs.

Was Hayes Dent EVER relevant?

Anonymous said...

He's got my vote. Bomgar is to be respected for his achievements and his love of Mississippi, but I support Bruce.

Anonymous said...

Isn't he a carpetbagger? Didn't he run for Congress in Kentucky?

Anonymous said...

** Anonymous Nobodies for Bartley **

Anonymous said...

Bartley with the southern accent And Mississippi roots vs Bomgar with the Yankee accent with Idaho roots. I hate Yankees.

Nobody Has Roots said...

No different from the State Supt of Education who, prior to being hired here, was a yankee who floated her resume to twelve other states.

Anonymous said...

Sam Hall was hired after an exhaustive nationwide search.

Anonymous said...

now we know who has been lurking and who posted all of the anti-Joel comments (since nobody will take credit nor substantiate anything they post)

Anonymous said...

I've lived in Madison for most of my adult life and never heard of this guy. "actively working on multiple business development projects." Ha, gimme a break.

Anonymous said...

Oh, and who lists a bullet point style resume page on a "press release"? Ha, talk about amateur hour.

Anonymous said...

Who is Bruce Bartley?

Anonymous said...

Never heard of him? There is plenty yet to come out that you will be hearing.

Anonymous said...

This press release might possibly be the worst release I've ever seen. More importantly, who the heck is Bruce Bartley?

Anonymous said...

Haven't heard of Bruce Bartley? Just Google him and you will see his years of community, civic and political involvement and contributions! LOL Apparently Google hasn't heard of him either.

Anonymous said...

Great. Tea-party nut vs. Gun Nut. Just be sure if it is this guy he isn't allowed to bypass the metal detector whenever he enters the Capitol.

Anonymous said...

8:26 you're laughable--the day we start basing people on their internet " Google worth" is the day we know that we've truly lost respect for real people, society, and their right to privacy.

Anonymous said...

What does running for Congress in Kentucky have to do with representing the people of Madison? Am I missing something here?

Anonymous said...

It's clear to anyone reading this "press release" that this person has some BIG issues.

Anonymous said...

So what is he running for now? He is holding a fundraiser in Madison Monday night.

Anonymous said...

Dude doesn’t even pay his taxes or his HOA fees? Ima pass on that dude.

Anonymous said...

What is Bruce Bartly's professional background? What actual jobs or positions has he held and what has he accomplished in those rolls. From what I see, he is constantly running for office,and networking, making sure that he is always at the right place at the right time with the right people, for a photo op, but he really hasn't ever accomplished anything. Seems that his only focus is to get elected and get on the Government payroll. Can anyone give me any insight into who this guy really is and why I should vote for him, other than he looks good in a suit?



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