Tuesday, May 5, 2015

Haley's son arrested in DC

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Haley Reeves Barbour was arrested in Washington, DC for allegedly defending his wife.  WTOP reported:


WASHINGTON — The son of former Mississippi Governor Haley Barbour was arrested in D.C. early Friday morning on aggravated assault charges.

Haley Reeves Barbour, Jr. was at a bar when a man complemented his wife. Police say Barbour then started to make fun of the man’s hairstyle, and then repeatedly punched him in the face.

Barbour claims the man touched his wife inappropriately and says he was defending her, though his wife never told police she was touched inappropriately.

Barbour’s next court appearance is scheduled for May 29.

Mr. Barbour recently married the former Jennifer Fox.

90 comments:

Anonymous said...

Mr. Barbour recently married the former Jennifer Fox.

Really? When did he divorce Jackye (Gray)?

Kingfish said...

Last year.

Anonymous said...

trophy wife?

Anonymous said...

Huh. Guess I missed that. The old reprobate!

Anonymous said...

http://www.mademan.com/chickipedia/jennifer-fox/

Anonymous said...

Wasn't she a model ?

Anonymous said...

If Thad can do it so can Reeves.

Kingfish said...

Ehhhh, warmer, warmer, eh, ya red hot, doc!

Anonymous said...

Thought Papa Haley was a big proponent of moderation.

Anonymous said...

Disgusting!!!!! She is so fake!!! What body part is real?!? Who ain't hit that shit?!?

Anonymous said...

Did Reeves meet her at a casina?

Anonymous said...

There goes his political career but he has big time augmented his reputation as a mercenary lobbyist.

Anonymous said...

She looks to be the marrying type.

Anonymous said...

Cam he not afford a suit that blinds people?

Anonymous said...

Mama was thrilled with that pick

Anonymous said...

Surely that pic is from the bachelor party. Come on people.

Anonymous said...

That girl was at the casina last week.

Anonymous said...

Dayumm! For real?

WROCKETTE?

Anonymous said...

Oh. My. Goodness.
But to quote Mae West, "Goodness had nothing to do with it."

Kingfish said...

Ok clowns, if you are going to provide links, provide some warnings. People don't realize what sites they are accessing until they are actually on them.

Anonymous said...

I guess it might be this Jennifer Fox?.

Yeah I bet both momma and the ex were happy for that social status update. Back in the day this would have been bad for his political prospects. Anymore, who knows?

Anonymous said...

If these are the right pictures for a model named Jennifer Fox, that girl is practically a porno star! Just google images for model Jennifer Fox

Anonymous said...

Oh My, the arrest is the least of his worries.



Anonymous said...

WARNING!!!

The link takes you to pictures of a nature that could get you in trouble with either the wife or the work!

I bet both momma and the ex were thrilled to get that social status update! A little internet search and is she really a Wrockette?

This type of thing used to be frowned upon in political circles, but anymore I really wonder if it matters? Seems like it could fit right in with the type of work BGR Group does.

Anonymous said...

She is worthless--give me a southern girl that knows how to make fried green tomatoes, grits, boiled peanuts, gumbo,clean fish and cook deer meat.

Anonymous said...

Wow! That's some expensive/cheap "stuff".

This guys parents aren't responsible for his choices anymore. He is an adult. I don't think it's a story to drag his mom and dad in.

Anonymous said...

Does her butt make his hand look big?

Anonymous said...

You people are DISGUSTING for judging them. I know them both personally and they are a great couple. I can assure you they have nothing but LOVE for each other. Mississippi's finest are at it again. I'm sure you'll all be in church on Sunday, praying for forgiveness. Just because his father was a Governor doesn't mean he can't make a mistake! If this had happened to any of your children, it wouldn't make it on the news. Grow up and find something better to talk about!

Anonymous said...

Jennifer is actually surprisingly nice.

She probably did marry this clown for money but hey, why not.

Anonymous said...

No 4:40 AM, I'll be there praying for his two children forced to go through this trauma.

Steeter Pickup said...

I bet Ole Haley can't stand up (without embarrasing himself) when those two come over.

Anonymous said...

Meh, Butter Face

Anonymous said...

Last time I got blasted for not knowing who the candidates in my House District were, but I come here to lessen my ignorance. With that in mind...


Who is running against Mr. Walker?

Are Chancellor elections partisan?

Since this is a special election, will it be on the same date as primaries? General election?

When was/will be the filing deadline?

exjxnres said...

He is as lucky as THIS GUY:

https://www.google.com/search?q=PICTURE+OF+HE+WON+THE+LOTTERY+AND+MET+HIS+NEW+WIFE&es_sm=122&tbm=isch&imgil=MWY9hdN9kXVP6M%253A%253BN6vUftpJtdiNRM%253Bhttp%25253A%25252F%25252Fthecount.com%25252F2012%25252F04%25252F01%25252Flotto-winner-meets-love-2-days-after-win%25252F&source=iu&pf=m&fir=MWY9hdN9kXVP6M%253A%252CN6vUftpJtdiNRM%252C_&usg=__zHTTxU02GjlGIsT6cGNl0QzkgiU%3D&biw=1398&bih=765&ved=0CCoQyjc&ei=TiJKVd2iPNHEogSHpYDYCg#imgrc=MWY9hdN9kXVP6M%253A%3BN6vUftpJtdiNRM%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fthecount.com%252Fwp-content%252Fuploads%252Flottery-winner-in-love.jpg%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fthecount.com%252F2012%252F04%252F01%252Flotto-winner-meets-love-2-days-after-win%252F%3B500%3B460

Anonymous said...

I can't help but to think of Sam Kinison who said, "The next time I think about getting married, I think I'll just find a woman I hate and buy her a house."

Anonymous said...

This reminds me of the guy who won a $5,000,000.00 lottery and met his trophy wife in the same week. Of course the marriage fell apart, but he still has half of the money.

Anonymous said...

Angie Foote took some of those pics on whatever that Wrockette site is. I know Angie and she would probably die if she knew what her pics are being used for.

The Barbour wife v.2 looks like a piece of trash. Why would a girl want to look like a stripper? Those poor kids from v.1 are in for a rough ride.

Anonymous said...

boobpedia ?

Really ??

A website called boobpedia ?

The things I learn from Jackson Jambalaya.

Anonymous said...

Conversation at the Barbour House at the After Church Sunday Lunch:

Reeves: Hey Mom, did you see Jennifer in the October issue?

Marsha: Reeves - I didn't see her under the recipe section of Southern Living this month

Reeves: yea Mom, that guy said her hot buns recipe were fake! I hit him!

Anonymous said...

Mrs. Barbour's real name is Jennifer Gowen. Went to school at Northwest Rankin, had some creepy old rich guys pay for plastic surgery aplenty and then changed name to Fox for her entrance into the world of softcore porn. But, hey, she hooked up with a Barbour and is financially set so that's good. Y'all stay classy.

Anonymous said...

It's Foxxx. Or atleast that's what her tag says. I just want to know what is "inappropriate" to her? Did the guy not tip her afterwards? That could be a problem. She has had more people inside her than the White House has visitors. She's not a model. She's a wanna be porn star who was turned down by playboy because her face is more for radio

To Answer The Question said...

Why would a woman want to look like a stripper? Ah, so she could hook the son of a millionnaire who has free passage to condos all over the world?

And a pontoon boat on Wolf Lake?

Anonymous said...

Damn, that Joe Biden can still take a punch at his age.

Anonymous said...

Not surprised by anything that comes out of the Barbour klan.

Anonymous said...

Total downgrade from jackye.

Anonymous said...

So the guy in the bar asks "Is that FoXX with XX or FoXXX with XXX?"

Next thing you know it's on!

Anonymous said...

So, the lobbyist son of Mississippi GOP Godfather Haley Barbour, 2 term former Mississippi Republican Governor, former Chairman of the Republican National Committee, frequent GOP heavyweight television personality and national media go-to GOP guy, his son who bears his name MARRIED a micro bikini girl/softcore porn star after divorcing his first wife? Is this correct? Is this true? Is this reality? Really? Mississippi reality?

Anonymous said...

Yeah, this won't be the first time he gets into it with someone at a bar with her around. Her face is horrible, but the body and whore clothes will get the attention. And she definitely looks like the type that will instigate things to watch the fight.

Reeves, you don't marry these. You have your fun and move on.

Anonymous said...

Y'all bow your heads because all you can do after seeing that is pray for his precious poor mother. It's a miracle the poor dear didn't have a stroke when meeting that. It's sad when once respectable men loose their mind, get divorced and take up with trash. It's simply above his raising.

Someone should tell the boy that you play with adult toys in private. You don't take them out in public. And you sure as hell don't marry adult toys. I hope he has a prenup. The unfortunate girl, who clearly needs Jesus and the DAR to get a hold of her, appears as thought you would need a 10 day course of antibiotics from shaking her hand. God forbid she kissed you on the cheek.

Again his poor mother. I wonder if the deputy has met the klassy lady?

Anonymous said...

Personally, I'm not a fan of spray tans that look like you've been dipped in a vat at the Cheetos factory.

Anonymous said...

12:20pm is right on. downgrade is an understatement

Anonymous said...

You have your fun and move on.

I'm sure, with his years of personal experience, that Haley gave him the same advice.

Anonymous said...

hahahahahahahha!!! Jackye and co busy at work here. Hilarious. No one else cares. Bless it.

Anonymous said...

I bet Jennifer Fox Barbour's best girlfriend and co-model in shoots is named Melanie Melons!!!

Anonymous said...

Well for sure I'm not Jackye and I've spent a lot of time trying to decide whether this is eye candy or something else.

The other thing is that I checked out in some of these pictures is exactly how much a Wild Weasel doesn't cover.

Best thread of the month except for alleged aggravated assault in a bar is never really fun. "Can we all get along?"

Anonymous said...

1:56,

I don't know Jackye.

But I do know a whore when I see one. The current Mrs. Barbour has lots of trashy pics littered all over the internet. I wonder if she has daddy issues, too. Those types usually do.

Anonymous said...

This is the girl who comes into the veterinary clinic my wife works at and brags of being in porn movies. At least she takes care of her pets.

Anonymous said...

The correct term is not "butterface," but rather "Cleveland Brown:" Great uniform, bad helmet.

Anonymous said...

Young Barbour apparently has "Brain In Pant's" syndrome!

Anonymous said...

They're in love?? Give.me.a.break. They have only been dating a few months. The only love involved is the love of money. She's a gold digger. At least when Anna Nicole married her 100 year old millionaire she was hot. Gowan is a train wreck in person. She wears more makeup than bozo the clown...and every single one of her photos are highly photoshopped. For those who claim people are jealous are ridiculous. Jealous of what? A trailer park wanna be porn star who has fake boobs and terrible fake extensions? Or perhaps people are jealous of her "gift that keeps on giving". Any girl who openly brags about giving old guys bj's for money is the lowest form of trash. This is the same girl who gave Snoop Dogg a lap dance and spent the night with him. Perhaps they were just making a love song together... She's the poster child for STD

Anonymous said...

In San Francisco they call them 49'ers --- they think they're a 9 but they're really a 4.

Anonymous said...

Can you imagine calling Jennifer Fox Barbour mommy one day, 'cause you know she will want a kid from Haley Jr. to use as a trump card if/when the marriage goes south...

Anonymous said...

"Cleveland Brown" or "Cleveland Steamer"?

Pussy Galore Revisited said...

Enough of this. How about let's reveal what her REAL name is. Fox is obviously her 'Screen Name' for Penthouse, Hustler and Playboy.

This broad has got to be an embarrassment for Haley and the wife as well as for the rest of the family (and the party). But, I'm sure Ricky Cole and his band of gay-wads on the left side are enjoying it immensely.

Anonymous said...


Here is the problem 1:02pm, "respectable" was never at play here.

While Jesus certainly would try to save her, in light of these photos the door to the DAR would forever be closed. It would not matter who she might descend from.

Funny how greed and lack of honor, attract the same birds of a feather isn't it?

Anonymous said...

Tell you what 7:52 PM, considering the many brutal Third World Dictators ol' Haley has represented as a lobbyist, and the corrupt crap he's pulled in elections, I somehow doubt that Boss Hogg Barbour is embarrassed about anything.

Anonymous said...

In all honesty people you should really know someone before you make accusations about them. Jennifer is a very sweet and good hearted individual, who just happens to be pretty damn hot.. She did nothing wrong here, and attacking her looks only shows were your insecurities are. Have a great day!!!

Anonymous said...

A lot of these comments about her looks is just jealousy. Most women would kill to have her body. Most of the men on this site would trade places with Reeves in a second. And it doesn't matter if you don't want to marry her, the fact remains that you still want her, and you would marry her if you didn't care so much about what other people thought of you. Apparently Reeves has guts and is having fun.

Anonymous said...

http://thedirty.com/gossip/jackson-does-have-a-hot-girl/comment-page-1/

Apparently Nik Richie from the Dirty has weighed in on her.

Anonymous said...

Makes you wonder about this thug's upbringing. Also, when will members of the community speak out regarding this violence?

Anonymous said...

I'd hit it.

Anonymous said...

Sorry. Not one single thing about her makes me jealous. She looks like a clown. Her body is photoshopped in her pictures. She's trash. Her hair, face, and outrageously clown like boobs are gross. There's a difference in looking trashy and looking sexy. She's trash and it shows. If she wouldn't dress and act the way she does in public it would be different. She seeks attention and goes after money. There's nothing about her that would make anyone I know jealous.

Anonymous said...

She may be a good-hearted individual, but she still sells her body for money on the internet. I guess that makes her a good-hearted ho.

Anonymous said...

Perhaps her time with Snoop Dogg was on behalf of the GOP's efforts to become more diverse.

(Btw, did y'all know that Snoop Dogg's parents are both from Pike County? His mother is from McComb and his birth father is from Magnolia.)

Anonymous said...

Instead of a trophy wife, he got a booby prize!

Anonymous said...

7:52 - this has nothing to do with "the Party". And once kids grow up, there is little that their actions actually reflect on'their parents', no matter how prominent they are.

"The Party's" interest in this is zero. I'm sure Reeves is a Republican - have no idea about the politics of the 'hottie'on his arm (or under his hand).

Now, if you were the chairman or executive director of a 'party' your social choices might actually reflect something about what your 'party' thinks. Ever check the Dems Rickey Cole and his choices?

Remembering Fawn Hall said...

12:20; You're a fool if you actually think once a child leaves the nest his behavior cannot negatively affect his parents. You're also a fool to think the son of a political operative cannot negatively affect his father by ridiculous, outlandish conduct and behavior.

And if you actually believe 'the party's interest in this is zero', you're a fool for the third time.

Anonymous said...

Does Butler Snow still rent (eh hem...give for free) office space in their building to Reeves so he has a place to sit and play around on thedirty.com and yazoowhores.net?

12:20 here said...

3:38 - I have no allusions to the fact that the parents are affected. My comment was that the parents don't have the same 'control' over the actions of their children who are now grown adults and make their own decisions.

As a parent, most of my children's actions make me proud. But I am sure they could make others that would cause me great concern. But I'm not sure that I could control the personal life actions of a 35ish aged son.

I don't understand why this is news here - other than it is scandalous because of the foxy Foxx, and because the media - and anonymous blog commentators - like to look for anything they can use to take pot shots at Barbour.

As to the party? Reeves Barbour is not a party official, former official, office holder or anything else connected to the party other than I assume he has voted Republican and his father was an elected official and a party official. Are members of the party concerned? Absolutely. But it is for personal friend and family reasons, not for any political or partisan. Grow up.

Anonymous said...

One of my best friends has been in jail for basically this same offense for the past 10 years. His "victim" was Louie kuebler, who is now serving life for murdering his girlfriend in a drug stupor. I wonder if Barbour will serve 10 years for the assault... Somehow I highly doubt it

Let's Get Real said...

12:20, aka 6:04: You have changed your position. First, you said this: "this has nothing to do with "the Party". And once kids grow up, there is little that their actions actually reflect on'their parents', no matter how prominent they are."

Then in your more recent post you changed and said a parent has no control over their adult children but is certainly affected by inappropriate behavior.

And at 12:20, you claimed: "The Party's" interest in this is zero." Then at 6:04, you say, "Are members of the party concerned? Absolutely." Then you go into the subterfuge of claiming Reeves is not a party official.

Make up your mind, son, and don't tell ME to 'grow up'. The boy is an embarrassment to his father's career and to the party and you know it. And the boy's relationship to both the father and, therefore, the party, is the ONLY reason this is in the news.

Reeves Barbour, just like Jeppie and many other Barbour klansmen have personal keys to the washroom at state Republican Party headquarters in downtown Jackson. The boy is part of the empire, a cog in the giant Barbour wheel, easily recognized at all party related functions and an important egg in the basket sat upon by Mother-Hen-Haley.

The primary thought, though, of most republican operatives, is they hope Reeves will start bringing his wife to events.

Anonymous said...

Well, somewhere along the way, his parents should have taught him not to put his hand on his hand on any woman's fanny in public. And, he does it in a photo!

They did not raise a gentleman so it shouldn't be a surprise that he isn't with a lady!

The lack of class is glaring!

12:20 again said...

5:36 - evidently you and I don't read and converse in the same way. I don't think I said two different things - sorry you read it that way.

I will try to clarify again what I said the two times earlier. Parents have little "control" over their adult children. Parents always are 'concerned' about their children, adult or not. My first comment was that the child's actions "reflect" on the parent. Not that the child's action "affects" the parent.

Obviously in this case Reeves' action has affected the parents, but it does not reflect the attitude or the action of the parent. To equate Gov and Ms. Barbour with the actions of their child is - in my opinion - wrong. Do they like to see the publicity that is given to this situation? I am sure not. For themselves or for this child. One of my frustrations, as I said at 12:20 is that none of us would be talking about Reeves if his parents were not who they were. I am sure that Gov is not happy about his position bringing his son into the news/blogosphere.

About the "party". Again, I would suggest you learn to read. "The Party" interest is zero, as I said at 12:20. My second comment said "some members of the party" have an interest but it is not political, it is personal about their friends and their family.

Realize your comprehensive level is low, but "the party" and "members of the party" are two separate and distinct things. And I made clear the difference in my comment.

And your last slanderous statement (klansman) is totally incorrect. I'll absolutely damn guarantee you that your assumption about the party headquarters is incorrect. I'll take the bet, you name the amount, that none of them have keys to the headquarters, as if that would make a difference.

Bigger fact - I'll bet Reeves has not been in the party headquarters more than once or twice in the last decade.

Grow up and quit your bitching about crap you know nothing about.

I do ask again - why in the world is this in the news. Gov Barbour has been out of office or any official position for almost 4 years. If it were any other political has been, the DC media wouldn't be peddling this story in MS.

Anonymous said...

3:10 pm

If a child of mine had a mental illness or had gotten into drugs in adulthood, it would not reflect on me.

However, if I had not taught my children why it was important to treat others with respect while in public ( especially their spouses) and how to conduct themselves as gentlemen and ladies, I should be held accountable.

If I had also failed to explain sex well enough for them to not be at the mercy of their hormones or how to recognize a lack of character in others or what is wise and mature behavior in themselves and others, I would also be remiss.

I feel sorry for the Barbours. I suspect Mrs. Barbour almost raised this boy with little other than financial support. I suspect Hailey was emotionally and physical absent most of the time. But, the reality is they didn't know or bother to find out how to raise a child and not get this result! This is the post for a male child raised without a good role model!

Once upon a time, parenting didn't stop at 18. Some of us were raised to respect our parents , seek their pride in our behavior, and understand that there is wisdom that comes with age and experience. But, then we had parents who were involved and spent time with us and to whom character mattered! And, that family legacy is not acquired when the next generation is spoiled and irresponsible!

Kingfish said...

There are kids who have been raised right or came from good backgrounds who went down the wrong path or didn't live up to certain standards.

Anonymous said...

That would be Jennifer GOWEN. Fox is a made up last name when she posted nude and did soft core porno. She has been around here for a while. Graduated from Northwest. She was married to Jake Klingler of the Klingler Electric family until he kicked her to the curb.

Anonymous said...

I agree KF, but there's always explanations when that happens...usually mental illness or substance abuse but sometimes there are genetic and physical illness/injuries/traumas as well.

Anonymous said...

I know her personally. She is sweet. But a slut and a drunk. Who don't mind flashing people in clubs. And obviously don't mind getting naked for a camera. And yes all her plastic are paid by dirty old men.

Anonymous said...

What's the latest on Jr's arrest?

Anonymous said...

Wat's the latest on Junya Barbour?

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