Wednesday, August 9, 2023

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 He's not the candidate we need but the candidate we deserve. 

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

YES!!! One thousand times yes.

Anonymous said...

I would actually like to serve with cat

Anonymous said...

Here is my wallet, daughter and my vote. This guy seems legit

Anonymous said...

"Let me be your man".

Spoken like any 2-bit loser at a dive bar just before closing time.

The biggest loser is the one who falls for it!

Anonymous said...

Another candidate brought to us by the Party of Kook . . . I mean Libertarians.

Anonymous said...

Runnin' for po-li-ti-i-ics. In the dirty coast. I'm good with it. What the hell else you need, you stupid moron.

Charlie said...

More understandable than David ELLL Archie’s radio spot. 8/10 would vote for….

Anonymous said...

Please...Lose a hundred pounds and take a shower (alone).

He sent this tape to multiple porn producers but has had no response.

Anonymous said...

Is this a spoof? Surely not a real political add.

Anonymous said...

We always get what we deserve with elections.

Doc Holiday said...

I'm your Huckleberry!

Anonymous said...

Is he running for hall monitor at Parchman?

Anonymous said...

Unfortunately for all human kind, this is a legit candidate... This guy is a Libertarian that supports Presley, and is supposed to be a "Writer" and "Musician". The dregs of society...

Anonymous said...

Y’all did exactly what he wanted - brought attention to his race and learned about him. Brilliant! Why don’t you look at his opponent and compare his opponents record with how Mark believes the people of his district need to be served? No need to be so damn reactive

Anonymous said...

The page is blocked by my security system which is the best money can buy.

So, I question the credibility of the post.

Libertarians are the most conservative and rather have zero government.

It seems the GOP has attracted every mentally unstable person in the country, including Rap stars and psychopaths and narcissists who put their self- interest at the top of their priorities and are hard to tell from sociopaths.

What some of y'all need to do is read about psychiatric and personality disorders so you can recognize the behavioral characteristics!

Anonymous said...

Political genius! He'll pick up substantial degenerate support from the left wing perverts with the Hunter Biden motif. Nice play on the Def Leopard "be your man" lyrics too!

Anonymous said...

@12:37
Oh the irony of your self important tirade!

Get a GRIP!

Anonymous said...

Anarchists also want zero government.

Anonymous said...

I tend to agree with 12:37. Been a Republican all my life but I am not sure I even recognize the party or see many shared ideals with them anymore. I am certainly not aligned with Democrats.

Both parties are filled with narcissistic, self-serving megalomaniacs.

But we sure will vehemently defend the elected asshole on the side we identify with most, while they do nothing for us.

Anonymous said...

Sigh. Our founding fathers would have been considered anarchists... while they planned on forming a government that worked for them. Most people are coming around to being able to say they're Libertarians once they know what it actually means, and if you don't think that Washington should be completed washed away, then you're part of the problem and just plain scared of freedom.

Anonymous said...

He can be my man. I'll vote for a yellow dog who doesn't have an R or a D behind his name. I am sick to death and up to here of me some R and D, smug, smirky, well-fed, oily-talking, disingenuous, game-playing, "my distinguished colleague" talking this, "reach across the aisle" talking that, puffy-gutted, pansy-handed, prevaricating "well connected" sons-of-bitches that have their game locked up so nobody plays but them while the rest of us pay taxes from above and suffer inflation from below.

And then there are the judges, but I'll save that for another day.


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