Thursday, August 10, 2023

Archie: Victim of "Hi-Tech Election Heist"

 What would Hinds County be without some David L. Drama? The Hinds County District 2 Supervisor might have lost by a 2:1 margin Tuesday but he had a ready-made excuse: election fraud.  Yup.  Archie thundered at a press conference that morning that Toni Johnson fixed the election even though she is no longer an election commissioner.  However, Johnson was having none of it as her attorney, Lisa Ross, showed up to face down David L. and face him down she did. 



Archie lost to Anthony Smith in the Democratic primary  60% - 36%.  The margin was 1,832 votes.  Needless to say, the incumbent did not take the loss too well.    Archie repeatedly said today he is the victim of a "high-tech election heist." He said there was no way he could have lost to "someone nobody ever heard of." He said he could "not beat a cheat or steal." 

Archie and Cynthia Johnson-Walker of Yazoo City accused the former election commissioner of rigging elections in Hinds County and Yazoo City.  Johnson-Walker said she could provide witnesses, photos, and names of the alleged fraud that took place in the 2021 municipal elections in Yazoo City.  However, she and Archie refused to show the alleged evidence when Othor Cain asked her to do so.  

The District 2 loser said he is presenting his complaint to the District Attorney, Attorney General, FBI, and Justice Department.  

The press conference took a dramatic turn when Johnson's attorney, Lisa Ross showed up to talk to the media. As the Archie horde looked on, Ross said emphatically her client had no access to ballots, voting machines, or thumb drives.  "He says because the numbers are so different, there must be some fraud," said the attorney.  She said "it could mean" voters simply didn't want to support incumbent.  

Ross pointed out Archie has not reviewed the ballots while claiming there was fraud.  

The press conference grew rather contentious as another Ross, Ross Adams of WAPT, repeatedly asked Archie  and Walker-Johnson to present some evidence of their claims.  An irritated Archie answered over and over he would only present the evidence (15:30) to the government agencies mentioned above.

 

52 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Hi-tech," in Hinds County?

Archie, you must be high.

Anonymous said...

Archie needs to announce tomorrow that he's running for Mayor of Jackson.

Otter said...

Well, you can do what you want to us, but I will not stand by and listen to you bad mouth the United States of America!

Anonymous said...

OH $hit! They brought ES&S into it. Are they not just one of many voting machine companies?

Anonymous said...

“ c’mon just find me 1500 votes”

Anonymous said...

The term for the person who beat you, Mr. Archie, is "the devil you don't know".

Anonymous said...

.. or people hate you so much, they’d rather vote for a non name nobody.

Anonymous said...

Trump claims widespread election fraud, it’s a big lie. Archie claims it, he’s “another Jackson nutcase”.
Can’t have it both ways republicans!

Anonymous said...

That dude in the white shirt looks like a poster child for JPS.

Anonymous said...

I know for a fact that Archie spent the last three months trying to get Credell and Vern out so that he and Graham could be back in charge. He never dreamed he would lose. He barely lifted a finger in his own campaign.

Anonymous said...

Well I could understand if it were a close race but far from it on this race. Archie had his a$$ beaten.

Anonymous said...

I know he was crazy before this, but they said the vaccine and booster(S)(S)(S) wouldn't cause any problems. Poor man. That woman in the yellow would have made a better point if she was wearing one of those go to hell church hat like the other woman leaning on the podium.

Archie, as Lisa said, We win some and We lose some".

Anonymous said...

DOJ should investigate and indict Archie. Isn’t it against federal law now to claim election fraud?

Anonymous said...

🤣😂🤣😂 Talk about sore loser! Now David Trump, it would've been different if you lost by mere points, but Anthony Smith, who I've never heard of either, whooped your pants off. No one cheated you! You should've thought about this before you defaced Hinds county property, while having one of your tantrums, at a supervisor's meeting, a while back! BYE!

Anonymous said...

What an idiot. If he could have found a white person to blame this thing might have a chance.

Anonymous said...

Diaper change in aisle #3 please.

Anonymous said...

Again, it's those low-down dirty white folks that are to blame for Archie's loss!!!

Anonymous said...

If it is the computer screen voting and no paper ballot that is scanned, it can be easily altered.

Anonymous said...

David L.is got to be the BIGGEST FOOL that MS has ever seen. We use paper ballots. It don't take long to count his 1,500 votes. I guess he'll say someone initialed and marked another set of ballots. If I was the Voting Machine Company, I would sue the SHIT out of him just like Dominion did FOX. He needs to carry his stupid ASS back to his District 1 home.

Anonymous said...

does he live in the city?? it would be increase in salary[money grabbing]!!!

Anonymous said...

I expected to see Archie demolish the wall and windows behind him.

Anonymous said...

Delbert and moderate republicans are to blame. They are the reason for them wildfires too and the woke culture. McDaniel told me so….

Anonymous said...

As Lewis Grizzard said about the Ohio State - Michigan game, watching this is "about like watching two mules fight over a turnip."

Anonymous said...

His loss was caused by:

1. Climate change
2. Vast right wing conspiracy
3. Pearl River Flooding
4. White Flight
5. Republicans
6. None of the above

Anonymous said...

Is it to late to contribute to Archie’s campaign?

Anonymous said...

Was the 400 pound thug next to Archie his bodyguard?

Will this mean that Archie will have to grift from the outside without the benefit of the public trough?

Will he be able to keep his expensive county purchased/leased vehicle?

Anonymous said...

So claiming election fraud is ok this time? I thought those things were only in the imagination of certain people.

Anonymous said...

Archie Derangement Syndrome in tha house. Stop the steal!

Anonymous said...

Who knew that Archie and Trump have so much in common?

Anonymous said...

Maybe we can form a group to go to the courthouse and demand that Archie remain as a Supervisor! He will be right with us...and if someone on the police dies or it turns violent..eh..it never happened...

Anonymous said...

MHGA - Make Hinds Great Again
Get the hats and shirts printed!

Anonymous said...

Many of us crackers jumped over and voted on the dem ticket to get Archie out.
Accept it and take it to the house.

Anonymous said...

Suddenly, I'm thinking, "Election fraud", so what?

This guy is a total jack-wagon masquerading as a circus clown.

Here come de FBI and Justice gang...'starting with my case'.

But, never fear, the Hinds County Board of Supervisors will hire him just as they did that recalcitrant from Madison County who defrauded the Canton Municipal Utilities gang of thieves.

Anonymous said...

One of them Space Lasers MTG was talking about must have infiltrated his noggin. Now Mr Archie it’s time to get a real job, apologize to your wife and go away.

You now have time to go out in the community and VOLUNTEER! With your knowledge you can make a difference , If you care about the people like you say you do!

I’m sure on of them old ladies will make you a pie cause the public trough has dried up for you!

Thank you so much for your service to the County.

I was just kidding about the Knowledge you have!

Anonymous said...

He really is too stupid to realize that it's not that people voted for someone they'd never heard of before. It's that they voted against him.

Anonymous said...

Was there another David Archie in the race? Referring to himself in the third person is great and all but insisting on the L just feels like too much. Seems like someone so insistent on including The L would know better how to take the L.

Anonymous said...

It's time people realized that mental illness is a critical issue in Jackson, not just on the streets but in public office as well. For some people who we shall not name, the public attention and mantle of authority gained from public office is a form of therapy for their obvious mental issues. They need professional help, but resort to politics instead. This would be alright if they were harmless but they are not harmless. Hopefully they will get help when their political efforts fail.

Anonymous said...

Calhoun needs to go too, but who can forget the weeks of this?

Anonymous said...

I want whatever Archie is smoking.

Anonymous said...

Folks were tired of Archie's antics at the board meetings. All he did was argue with Credell and got nothing done!

Anonymous said...

I'm just glad Madison County's Board doesn't have any issues.

Anonymous said...

" Oh what tangled webs we weave when first we practice to deceive"

In politics that means that " whatever works" for one party candidate, no matter how despicable, will be copied and embellished by both parties over time.

We should just change the political parties names to York and Tudor and be certain ,in time,of bowing to one or the other. And, those who fought for either in the hope of getting a "better position" will find themselves worse off if they survive.

Hold YOUR TRIBE accountable and clean up your OWN HOUSE before looking for dirt elsewhere!

Anonymous said...

did archie bring his own podium or are there just a lot of podiums on the sidewalks of downtown jackson?

Anonymous said...

I like the way 10:56's mind works.

Good question. The minutiae and logistics always intrigue me too.

Also, does the COJ offer complimentary sweat-rags to all politicians?
Will David "ELL" Archie have to give his back now?

je etait Charles Martel said...




David Archie should have a future in the dingleberry biden sphere.
He can blow so much hot air that being solo power for a wind generator might solve our energy needs.

what a blow hard.

Anonymous said...

Any time David Archie is involved in ANYTHING, its a train wreck waiting to happen. He made a joke of the board of supervisors, before taking office, after taking office and after he got his but whipped in the elections!!! He just needs to get on his HIGH HORSE and ride into the sunset, never to come back!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Let's GOOOOOOO!!!
This is gonna be fun.

Anonymous said...

His "posse" looks like a bunch of real clowns.

Anonymous said...

David Archie made a mockery of the Hinds County Board of Supervisors. He took stupidity and ignorance to a new level.

His entourage must be paid actors because no one in their right mind would publicly stand by him.

The shigity he displays is not an act and no one likes a bad actor. Mr Archie you should be ashamed!

I know from your public actions you probably acted this way at home! Your family may be in serious need of counseling!

Seriously Mr Archie I’m praying for anyone that stayed in the house with you for more than 30 days.

Will it’s time for me to go an take another sip of that ole Smokey moonshine


Anonymous said...

Speaking of the L, why do people complicate names by using first initial and the middle name. Or, hyphenating two last names. I feel like the people who do this are attention seeking. Like, how many Logan Russells are there? Why T. Logan Russell like I saw in another post? David L. Archie? Come on, man!

Anonymous said...

Me thinks the lady's, err felon's, representation doth protest too much.

Anonymous said...

Who cares about watching country fol go at it with shovels and two-by-fours and pickup trucks? *This* is real entertainment.



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