Monday, August 21, 2023

Lana Lands in Brandon

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23 comments:

Anonymous said...

pass

Anonymous said...

Never heard of her. It's only going to be 103 degrees on Friday. No thanks.

Anonymous said...

Not a fan but at least patrons can safely park and enjoy without their car windows getting smashed.

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the vids. Does she have emphysema? Looks like I'm going to have to pass on this one again.

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

I don't listen to her music either. But some of you are some miserable souls. You must just sit around all day and look for opportunities to sh!t on other people and what they might enjoy. I hope you find some joy in your life.

Anonymous said...

Hey @9:30, what does the temp Friday have to do with this show?

Anonymous said...

"Never heard of her. It's only going to be 103 degrees on Friday. No thanks."

September 27 ??

Anonymous said...

@9:30 here......yeah, I was looking at the date that the tickets go on sale, not the date of the concert. Hopefully for her fans, it will be a lot cooler on Sept. 27th.

Anonymous said...

There aren't many of you old-fart-trolls that would know who Lana is. She's of the younger generation and that show will be packed. She's quite talented. On the other side of the coin, she sounds like she's singing with food in her mouth to my ear and anytime an artist re-records someone else's material (Doin' Time - originally by Sublime), it's an instant turn-off for me. To the rest, enjoy the show.

Kingfish said...

Thankfully if you don't know who she is, there is Youtube. Seemed quite talented from the few videos I watched. Nice voice.

Wow said...

Wow I can't believe we pulled Lana in Mississippi. That's amazing.

Burke said...

Highly acclaimed by the music press, especially for her live performances. Recordings don't do her justice. I would assume this is her first appearance in MS, but she's been around for several years.

Anonymous said...



10:39 thank you!! Some on here would shyt on anyone and everything positive on this site. Miserable folks!!

Anonymous said...

Guess if the artist isn't named Kid Rock, Ted Nugent, or Luke Bryan, the trolls here "never heard of her." Frankly, Mississippi is lucky to get her. Her fans will turn out. Not everyone in Mississippi only listens to Willie Nelson or 3 Doors Down.

Anonymous said...

So glad all these annoying malcontents aren’t coming. We’re finally getting major acts back in Mississippi.

Anonymous said...

She is an incredibly talented artist with pipes like an angel. I cannot wait.

But I am sure WSP will be back for the cult sheep soon enough, so try not to hate.

Anonymous said...

54.9 million monthly listeners on Spotify

Prurient Interest said...

Not familiar with this entertainer so I visited with her on Google-Youtube.

I do hope if you're bringing children to her performance, she won't duplicate those found on Youtube.

Anonymous said...

Shh
Jackson Jambalaya is a gossip blog for irrelevant boomers to complain and spread the contents of their adult diapers!

Anonymous said...

6:13 AM,
and here you are.

Kingfish said...

Leave it to the Crotches to trash something good. Weather was perfect that night. Low 70's. Lana was fantastic. Beautiful voice and did a great performance of the standard Summertime. A lot of choreography. She got down off stage and mingled among the fans so they could take selfies with her. Would see her again.

Anonymous said...

Big time necro-posting.


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