Wednesday, July 1, 2020

Jackson Under Mask Requirement

Jackson Mayor Chokwe Antar Lumumba issued the following executive order.





Meanwhile, parties such as this one continue to proliferate.  To its credit, JPD found out about this one and shut it down around 10:00.




17 comments:

Anon-E-Mouse said...

Will men with facial hair be forced to shave to insure a good seal between the mask and face?

Anonymous said...

Really men with facial hair should have no problem with the masks.
Most people do not know how to wear them anyway. They think a bandana is the same as a mask. Some think they do not have to cover the nose.
And some think wearing them hanging from one ear is the correct way to wear them.

Anonymous said...

The bandana is as effective as an N95 mask since you're wearing them to not spit on other people. You don't need to cover your nose, you don't need an expensive mask, you just need to stop the droplets. Remember, it's not to protect myself from you, it's because I respect you enough to protect you from me!

Anonymous said...

Thank you 2:34. Exactly.

Anonymous said...

2:34 and 2:40...Y - A - W - N, we get it; you're better than us because you choose to wear a mask.

And what a pompous ass the Mayor is - this executive order spends more words criticizing others than getting to the point of why wearing a mask is important.

I'm in a category of folks who can't wear a mask because of lung damage from burn pits in Iraq, I get all kinds of stern looks and shitty comments; maybe I should just have some t-shirts made that explain why I'm not wearing a mask to please all of the Karens out there. Or just please mind your fucking business.

Anonymous said...

So glad that unconscious and incapacitated people don't have to wear masks - I plan on becoming both unconscious AND incapacitated this weekend and don't want to get in trouble.

Anonymous said...

2:34 You do need to cover your nose. You can still expel droplets through your nasal passages, particularly if you cough or sneeze.

Anonymous said...

2:34 hit the nail on the head! Contain the droplets, slow the spread.

King Antard Ladumba said...

So does this apply to governor tater?
Interesting upward chain of command. Will tater get a citation for this clear violation of constitution?

Anonymous said...

I've looked and looked and can't find masks in the Constitution. Can you help a guy out and direct us to that mention?

Anonymous said...

5:34 Responses to the health crisis are under local control. See Amendment 10 to the Constitution "The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people."

States and/or local governments have the right to implement policies for public health, and mandatory mask usage is certainly one of them.

Anonymous said...

Just watched the last flag go to the ground.
It said the capital but it couldn't have been.
Quite a few people were not wearing a mask.
Where were the police. They can still give tickets to those who were caught on camera.
Or is this another case of do what I say not what I do.
Guess the mayor was given a show of force on who has to obey his rules.

Anonymous said...

Whereas.
Whereas.
Whereas.
Whereas.

I, Chokwe Antar Lumumba, Mayor of the City of Jackson.
I, Chokwe Antar Lumumba, Mayor of the City of Jackson
I, Chokwe Antar Lumumba, Mayor of the City of Jackson
I, Chokwe Antar Lumumba, Mayor of the City of Jackson

Just so I understand, Chokwe Antar Lumumba is the Mayor of Jackson ?

Anonymous said...

Dumb mayor is more worried about masks instead of murder.

F that guy.

Anonymous said...

For those who do not cover their nose: when you are admitted to the hospital, you will have to cover your nose.

Anonymous said...

@4:03, I wear a mask and how I wear my mask is not your concern. Don't be a a judgmental person. You should focus your attention on people who are not obeying the government.

We need to obey the government no matter what they say!

Anonymous said...

Here ye, here ye, I solemnly propose that all shootings be not required to live in Jackson, and citations will be presented to thee said offenders. This is my proclamation and within my powers of mayor to bestow on all citizens of the great city of Jackson


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