Friday, July 31, 2020

Funny of the Day

Leave it to Tracy Ullman to skewer the toowoke crowd.  Enjoy.



12 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Relax, we've all read your Bog" and "Water is racists?" This is spot on. Shows us the idiots we are at times. Thank you.

Anonymous said...

It's about time! At some point America has got to start the criticism and scrutiny of these so-called progressive movements. Parody is a good place to start. Rich white kids in Portland of all places rioting in the streets under the Black Lives Matter banner. Black kids demanding white respect while killing each other in record numbers. Destruction of monuments and silencing opposition in the name of "free speech". The media promoting the whole circus like P.T. Barnum. If it weren't for the pandemic we could all have a non-stop laugh. But then again...what about the pandemic? Hmmmm.

Anonymous said...

He's right. Hob Nob is very phallocentric. I am starting a petition on Change.org to have MEC change their fall event's name to "Meeting". I feel better now, don't you?

Anonymous said...

Great find KF.
This is far closer to truth than to parody.

Anonymous said...

Don't worry most of you will be huge rightwingers in your 30s anyway. I thought I was going to fall out of the chair. Too funny

Luckyliberal said...

Try British Stand up Comedian...
Andrew Lawrence
Masks or No Masks? Time to call on the Military...
https://youtu.be/ViKDf6UIXl0

He does several imitations of British Officials/Characters from the British point of view...quite amusing, especially if you know the British point of view.

Anonymous said...

Hysterically funny as always! Moderates and liberals and what you call RINOS will not take offense but chuckle.

9:16 am Have you been on another planet?

It seems to me, the toowoke on the right has had a great time smearing and name calling and attempting to distract with nonsense but just seemed to lack wit and cleverness. But, if y'all are the bunt of jokes, you react like the President you support and attempt to "kill the messenger".

Do you really not know that y'all look as silly in camo with your big old guns as Antifa looks Ninja garb? You also sound just as whiny as toddlers throwing a tantrum and just as clueless.

I truly believe both extreme sides suffer from arrested development. You never emotionally matured beyond age 2.

Moms with 2 year olds...yes it's normal to have temper tantrums and that age, but unless you want it to be their behavior as teens and adults, learn how to stop it ! You do NOT give in! You do NOT react beyond isolating them in a corner or on a porch until they have control of themselves.





Anonymous said...

OK boomer. Why are right wing fascists never funny? This isn't humor, it is just offensive. No different than blackface minstrels and white actors pretending to be Asian. This stuff should stay in the past.

Anonymous said...

I've always enjoyed Tracey Ullman.

That was too funny . . . but yet very true.

Watching the participants, I kept thinking they've just left a staff meeting at a local "alternative newspaper".


Anonymous said...

In their search for success the various press and media must adhere to an agenda highly supportive of the right or left including even the most bizarre extremist constituencies of each side and mocking either one is just far too easy for comedians. Good sense be damned. Practical, intelligent consideration of current problems has been condemned as being like walking down the middle of a highway wondering whether the traffic on the right or the left will kill you. Intelligent insight will continue to lose as those on the extreme right and extreme left overwhelm good sense as they each fling feces and pour $trillions down their own bottomless pits in a contest to see which wastes the most. In the end all those who work for a living will lose.

Anonymous said...

@3:50, go with the right lane, less likely to have low testosterone and all the co-morbidities that come with it

Anonymous said...

I couldn't understand anything they said. It needs CC or an American translator.

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