Tuesday, July 14, 2020

Bigot of the Day

Funny how progressives are supposed to be for  uneducated minorities.....





What a clown. 


22 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well, in all fairness, with Stefon's latest favorite club, Wallflowers in Bondage, closed down for the fake pandemic the club kids have to have an outlet. It's a mishmash of "Leave It To Beaver" and "La Cage"...some say it borders on "Duck Soup"...with a twist of organic jalapeno bitters and tears...

DEFUND LIVES! BLACK POLICE MATTER! Wait...that's not right...FUCK IT! I'm in the mood to pitch a hissy, so deal with it!

(With credit to Billy Hader and SNL)

Anonymous said...

She needs to go home and shave her pits.While she's got the soap out she can wash her mouth out with it. Her lack of vocabulary shows just how uneducated she is. She certainly doesn't have a college degree.

Anonymous said...

It has been well established by academia that minority cops suffer from a form of internalized racism. It is very similar to Stockholm Syndrome. It causes them to become enforcers of systemic racism and institutional white supremacy. Had they (and you) a proper education then they would understand.

Anonymous said...

@5:16am "It has been well established by academia...." You lost everybody after that doofus. I work in "academia" and everyone there will tell you that a crisis has existed for about 30 plus years in all disciplines of research. The influence of money and politics determines the outcomes....researches are expected to "publish or perish" and the work that comes out is garbage. You can't trust most studies one bit. Today, a meta-analysis must be done over dozens of studies to get down to what is even probably right. A great case of this in the last week alone is the study done by in 2019 by the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences found "no evidence of anti-Black or anti-Hispanic differences across police shootings" or that White officers were more likely to shoot non-White civilians than White civilians. These guys are backpedaling like crazy because of politics alone.

NOTHING is well-established in academia today. Bank on it.

Anonymous said...

@5:16 AM, CCP?

Anonymous said...

Whoa, 5:16 am, is that sarcasm or do you really believe that kind of tin foil / racist stuff you're stating? If the latter, how about you share the links from "academia"? I'm sure it's empirical and fully peer-reviewed. What "proper education" gives one clairvoyance to know what "minority cops" think? Are minority cops a monolithic group or individuals with agency?

Anonymous said...

5:16 a.m., sounds like those “academics” had an agenda that likely skewed their conclusions. They likely had a preconceived outcome and set about using their data to prove it. Being an “academic” does not automatically mean one is correct. Academics are often wrong about a lot of things. Educated people actually approach such claims with skepticism.

Anonymous said...

Trash!

Anonymous said...

The worst part is that I've seen people on Reddit posit 5:16 opinion unironically. Poe's Law is a bitch.

Anonymous said...

I'm confused by all this "gender-fluid" stuff. Is it okay to show "her" teats because they are small?

Anonymous said...

@7:14
@7:33
@7:46
@7:55

I bet you are the types of mouth breathing bootlickers with thin blueine stickers next to gadsden flag stickers on your vehicles. You suffer from your own Stockholm Syndrome.

Good ol' days said...

Slow news day? I long for the days when we would discuss "Fondren" vs. "The Fondren," and "build the wall" on County Line Road.

Those were the good old days.

Aisle B Bach said...

@2:16 ummmmm that's a wannabe she........

Anonymous said...

5:16 The only thing that is well-established by everyone including "academia" is the influence of peer pressure in all walks of life, including law enforcement. The relevant point is that in some instances Black officers and Black administrators are in the majority or in political authority. In those instances White officers have to "toe the line". It is simplistic to assume that the police culture is always saturated with "white supremacy" simply because that is the narrative that suits the agenda of race-hustlers and anarchists. Every department stands on it's own.

Anonymous said...

Your typical 78 IQ Dim-O-Krat voter.......

Anonymous said...

to 2:16............aaaaaaaaahhhhheeeemm..................that not a she...........thats a man in the green tutu

Anonymous said...

All these years I thought the opening lyrics of John Lennon's "Give Peace a Chance" was talking about people like him. Upon further inspection they aren't.

Anonymous said...

10:06

Either way, that is one ugly bi*ch and/or S*B!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Someone needs to put a slug in this one’s head and put “it”
out of “its” misery. What a 17-ing IDIOT!!

Anonymous said...

The seriously mentally ill now make a serious voting base for both parties and the NRA defends their right to " bear arms".
Might be time to re-write what " a danger to others" means.

Anonymous said...

Of all the Black Lives Matter protesters I have seen, this one truly represents the leadership of that organization. Check out their mission statement. It's true.

Anonymous said...

5:16 am was a troll. It even got the person who spotted one of the tells, the very phrase "well established by academia"...

But troll aside, about the only thing (unintentionally) "well-established by academia" in the last 50-plus years is that a large part of what passes for "academia" doesn't have the sense to not piss on their own boots much less pour that piss out of their boots, even if you told them the instructions were printed on the heels.

That said, while it certainly does not mean that US has reached racial harmony or equality, the fact that an, er, "effeminate" black dude wearing nothing but a tutu can scream threatening obscenities at the police and suffer no more than the ignominy of YouTube "fame" certainly means that we've come a long way, baby.

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