Tuesday, July 28, 2020

C19: More of the Same, Including New Records

Stream of Governor's briefing posted below. 

The Mississippi State Department of Health reported 1,342 new cases of the Wuhan virus yesterday as well as 42 new deaths.* The total number of cases is 54,299. The virus has caused 1,543 deaths. Nursing home deaths comprise 48% of overall Covid-19 deaths in Mississippi. There are 30,315 recoveries. More information and a complete list of infected counties can be found at the MSDH website. The Rt factor rose to 1.19.

Hospitalizations dipped over the weekend but rose to their second-highest level.  Vents rose to yet another new record while ICUs fell every so slightly. 



The Rt factor is 1.19, fourth-highest in America.



Here is the Governor's daily briefing.









* 2 deaths are from the review of death certificates.

45 comments:

Anonymous said...

Meanwile the censorship of dissenting medical voices continues all over social media. Spin, censor, and deceive. Crush, humiliate, and mock dissent. Free speech and free thought are forbidden. Submit and silence. Keep the pressure up. Push the narrative. Push the Agenda.

Anonymous said...

Good news - The increase in hospitalizations rates to cases has plateaued. Bad news - Deaths will increase over the next week or two before falling.

Anonymous said...

Correct 2:30. Here they are while they last.

https://www.bitchute.com/video/sKMSkIS5O1Ri/

https://youtu.be/cY0TH-DTYEI

Anonymous said...

If the Rt were increasing from a position of strength it wouldn't be so bad. However, according to the Washington Post today Mississippi has the 4th highest infection rate and 4th highest mortality rate in the nation. The increasing Rt just means we are going from bad to worse.

The Jackson area has gone to hell in a handbasket. Only 5 ICU beds available and that is only because they are transferring patients to other hospitals. One multi-car crash or a shooting at one of the packed clubs could easily result in people not getting care.

More and more schools are having to delay the start of school until September, but at this point it is like trying to catch a falling knife. It is very unlikely things are going to improve much in just a month and we will probably have another spike after everyone goes partying for Labor Day.

I see the supervisor association is charging ahead with their convention in two weeks. Good luck with that. At least the municipal league had the sense to cancel theirs.

Anonymous said...

You’ve got to wonder why the president and quite a few high ranking Republicans are all pushing the same drug before it was proven to be effective and why they continue to push that drug after multiple studies have shown it to be ineffective. What reason do they have for continuing to push this thing?

Anonymous said...

@3:01, have you looked up some of those “doctors”? Dr. Stella Immanuel in particular is worth a google.

Anonymous said...

@2:39, I see you also acknowledge the power of the lizard people. Thanks for fighting the good fight.

Anonymous said...

@3:04
Because doctors with no agenda keep saving people's lives with it.

The media is lying (as usual) because the Learned Elders of the Scamdemic can't profit because it is so old.

Anonymous said...

@3:31, google produces numerous brand new coordinated hit pieces from vice, the heavy, buzzfeed, media matters, etc. And if you scroll down to something older than a week, there are zero negative articles. Please tell yell me that you aren't so simple that you can't comprehend such easily identifiable tactics?

Anonymous said...

So, where does the above "link" you posted come from: "BitChute is a video hosting service known for accommodating far-right individuals and conspiracy theorists. The platform was created in 2017 to allow video uploaders to avoid content rules enforced on YouTube, and some creators who have been banned or had their channels barred from receiving advertising revenue ("demonetized") on YouTube have migrated to BitChute."

So, yeah, you've been allowed to post Alt Right/conspiracy theory content links, but then claim KF doesn't allow "dissent." What a hypocrite.

You disprove your own contention. Mah FreeDumb to be a paranoid schizo is being attacked!!!! SMH.

Anonymous said...

A few sobering points (at least to the sensible). One, note the "suspected" cases are basically flat. That's because, for the most part, doctors can now pretty well tell what is COVID-19 and what isn't, so it is just a matter of a test to confirm the diagnosis. Sure, some come back negative, but most are confirmed. Which leads to the second point. Testing is backed up and getting worse by the day, but when a patient dies with a confirmed COVID-19 diagnosis, that doesn't require any outside testing. Third, notice that the hospitalizations, including ICU and vented/intubated, went down slightly but the deaths went up, plus, the ratio of ICU and intubated to hospitalizations is slowly rising (no, it isn't related to what facilities get paid - if it were, it wouldn't be slightly but consistently rising in this specific proportion). Fourth, this bullshit involving a hodgepodge of mask requirements, from counties to retail establishments, etc., is allowing completely avoidable transmission. At this point, anyone who does not see that masks and distancing help stop transmission isn't willfully ignorant, they are willfully stupid. Given the similar rises and similar lack of mask and distancing enforcement in LA, AL, GA, and FL, it is going to get much worse before it gets better even if the willfully stupid miraculously change in the coming weeks. Anyone who thinks this virus and COVID-19 is limited by regional geography, especially when there is unfettered interaction within that region, is badly and sadly mistaken.

And as an aside, even with the immunity law, establishments that pay lip service to requiring masks and/or distancing but don't fully enforce them are, based on MSSC precedent, acting in at least a justiciable manner by stating they require masks and/or distancing (arguably assuming duties they didn't previously have) and then, failing to enforce those things (negligently failing in that assumed duty when patrons understandably relied upon, particularly, that assumption for their health and safety). For those that care, start with the MSSC opinion in Cheeks v. AutoZone, Inc., 154 So. 3d 817 (2014), including the dissent and its argument, and go from there.

Worcester Whirlwind said...

Not to worry - up in Greenwood this weekend the Chamber of Commerce (I kid you not) is bringing in north of 500 bicycle riders for their annual ride. According to the Chamber officials, and once again, I kid you not, this "outdoor sporting event" has the blessing of Tater - even though the event's own medical advisor recommended cancelling the event (again, I kid you not). The State of Mississippi is totally leaderless.

Anonymous said...

The messenger shooters are always ready and available here at JJ.

CONSUME! OBEY! said...

It required physical violence for Roddy Piper to convince Keith David to wear the Truth Glasses in They Live!

I don't care that much about convincing the obedient brainwashed sheeple.

Anonymous said...

Rt Rate of 1.19 is unacceptable and must be brought down below 1.0. Tate: Statewide mask mandate now, unless you are more political than serious about the virus. Tate: the virus is stronger than you.

Anonymous said...

@3:45, you are ignorant beyond belief.
Bitchute is just a freespeech video hosting site that doesn't cave to leftist pressure tactics. It is no more right wing than archive.org, which hosts a ton of actual nazi as well as communist media as a digital archiving effort. Hstory should never be erased or memoryholed.

Anonymous said...

Where is this weekend's rap concert/sports block party ?

I understand the "pop up" food vendors have made arrangements to set up (way out) in Hinds County.


Anonymous said...

Bitchute exists because we needed a video hosting site with less censorship than liveleak without resorting to pornhub. Anf if you don't know that then you shouldn't try to argue with people on the internet because you are ignorant.

Anonymous said...

Consider the Diamond Princess, cruise ship a perfect test case as you’ll ever get. For one month over 3,000 passengers and crew were confined to this petrie dish and not allowed to disembark while SARS-Cov-2 made the rounds. Yet 83% never contracted the disease (and of the 17% who did, 58% were asymptomatic). How is that possible? How is it possible that 83% never got it unless they were naturally immune?
Let me give you an even more fascinating example from 1918, which Gina Kolata relates in her marvelous book FLU. As you no doubt know, the 1918 influenza epidemic was the mother of all infectious diseases. It killed young and old indiscriminately, and COVID-19 doesn’t even register as a blip on the radar in comparison. Desperate for answers, Navy doctors in Boston designed a study to help understand what caused the disease to spread. “The subjects were an unfortunate group of 62 sailors who were imprisoned for crimes committed while in the service. If they agreed to participate in the study, their military records would be wiped clean. Every last sailor agreed, which may say more about life in a military jail than about their rational decision-making abilities. The Naval doctors transferred their subjects to Gallops Island in Boston Harbor and then did their best to give each man the flu. They began by collecting mucus from the noses and throats of men already desperately ill and spraying the mucus into the noses and throats of the subjects. They dropped a batch into the eyes of some. One volunteer had a swab directly from a sick man’s nose inserted into his own nose. Doctors drew blood from one sick man and injected it directly into a healthy one. To simulate reality, ten subjects were taken to a hospital where patients were dying from the disease. Each healthy man was instructed to approach a sick man on his cot, engage him in conversation, and inhale the sick man’s putrid breath. The sick man was told to exhale deeply and to cough five times into the volunteer’s face. Each volunteer did this with ten different patients. Of these 62 poor sailors, how many do you think got the flu? Ben: “I’m feeling sick just thinking about it. I wouldn’t be surprised if every single one of them did, but I’ll say 50 to be conservative.” Sam: “Try goose egg. None got the flu!
So the Convid-19 virus is way over hyped.

Anonymous said...

"More and more schools are having to delay the start of school until September".

Yep, I do feel for the school districts that are still trying to figure out the best way to educate the their kids.

My jaw dropped when I heard the Canton Public Schools we're going 100% "virtual".

My Gawd !

I lived in Canton for eight years. That's one of the poorest public school "districts" in Mississippi. I would guess 85% of the people in Canton can't afford basic home internet service.

But what do I know ?

The Blackmons may be ready to donate enough cash to make it work.

Anonymous said...

@4:11
That, and think of all the high school football teams practicing in big packs all over MS these days.

Anonymous said...

4:59: Just keep thinking the pandemic is over-hyped, don't wear a mask, and suffer the consequences from the virus. The virus is stronger than you and will eventually find you. It does not care about you libertarian bs.





Anonymous said...

4:59: Do you really think we can afford a culture war over the pandemic in the middle of this crisis? We need the solutions that peer reviewed science offers (not conspiracy theories or junk science) because there is no other way in the real world. There is no proven immunity to Covid-19 except for those who have actually had Covid-19, and then the duration of the immunity is unknown. Until we get a vaccine you need to wear a mask and encourage others to do so as well.

Anonymous said...

@4:59, interesting, but you failed to mention what was 'learned' from those experiments. At the time the Spanish Flu (which is a totally different virus than COVID-19, thus COVID-19 being denoted as a 'novel virus') was killing hundreds of thousands. It was a clear threat, and was spreading. In the experiment done on the Island, the results were perplexing, just as they are with all new diseases. As the report from those experiments says:

"Rosenau was clearly puzzled, and he cautioned against drawing conclusions from negative results. He ended his article in JAMA with a telling acknowledgement: “We entered the outbreak with a notion that we knew the cause of the disease, and were quite sure we knew how it was transmitted from person to person. Perhaps, if we have learned anything, it is that we are not quite sure what we know about the disease.”69 (p. 313)

Read again - he "cautioned against drawing conclusions" from the experiment and that we learned that "we are not quite sure what we know about the disease."

There is no doubt that just as in 1918-19 there are many things that we don't know about the current novel virus, but what we do know is that its not the same thing as the regular flu, its not the same virus as the Spanish Flu, and that it has a higher transmission rate than either of those diseases has.

And we know many ways that they can be transmitted.

But, since you can cherry-pick your choices of studies, when in fact there were thousands of studies between the 1892 and the 1918 pandemics on the various causes and impacts of those disasters and this one study provides an answer you like, continue to spread your spittle wherever you think appropriate. I just hope that I don't get anywhere near you or your family, assuming you have one that will claim you and your 'don't give a damn about anybody or anything' attitude.

Anonymous said...

You might want to check the credentials on those "doctors"- despite Bitchute being a conspiracy theory host. Stella says Demons cause illnesses. Now, maybe the Devil cause evil acts, but I don't know too many doctors out there attributing disease to "demons" in the last hundred years.

But, hey, it's "free thinking," right?

PS Bitchute exists because all normal sites won't host the hate and freak shows that wind up there. But, yeah, FreeDumb.... Being a nut is not being free. It's being a nut.

Anonymous said...

4:59 The Diamond Princess wasn't bad simply because they locked the ship down on February 4, shortly after the first case of a passenger was confirmed and only two weeks after he was on the ship.

I'm assuming you know how contagious infections work. One person gets it, passes it on to a few more who pass it on to a few more and so forth. With 3-5 days from infection to contagion, it is not unexpected that the disease spread to only 700 people in the roughly 5 infection cycles that took place before the quarantine was implemented.

The lesson to take from the Diamond Princess is that quarantines work.

Anonymous said...

4:01, Thank you for the case citation on foreseeability and assumed duty. BTW, I detected a distinct hint of sour grapes in a subsequent case written by Justice Waller, in which he referenced the Cheeks case with the qualifier "regardless of the merits," or some such.

I still agree with others who have posted comments that causation would be a huge problem. Proving where exactly once contracted an infection has almost always been a problem in MRSA and similar cases.

On another note, I find it really funny that one of the experts in the Cheeks case was named Daubert.

Anonymous said...

I find it interesting that the same people who lambast a 65 year old proven drug (HCQ) safely used for decades and denounce its effectiveness, are the same ones who will happily line up for a Fauci/Gates injection that’s being rushed into production. Don’t take a pill that’s as safe as Tylenol, but sure—inject me with whatever’s in that syringe that was cooked up last month!

The truth is that the medical establishment and media want the pandemic to continue. It hurts Trump and it scares people into compliance, and hospitals and states can continue receiving additional funding for their Covid load.

HCQ taken at the onset of Covid diagnoses in the outpatient setting saves lives. It would have saved thousands had it been implemented. I’m covered—are you? Is your mom? Is your grandmother? Is your uncle?

Does it concern ANYONE that your state would rather people die in the hospital than try anything possible to save lives before they get sick enough to be hospitalized? We are talking about a few pills taken over the course of a week.

Please call your legislators. We should at least have the CHOICE to save our own lives and the lives of our loved ones—and sadly this drug has been turned into a political football and physicians have been scared into not prescribing it—not because it’s not effective—but because they don’t want the backlash.

Anonymous said...

3:01. Saw the AA Female Doctor speaking on Tucker, then you posted the link. Thank you. She somewhat tore little Mussolini a new ass. Now I'm sure all of our learned and lettered experts on this site will rip her apart, but I for one agree with them.

Anonymous said...

I find it disturbing that you and others are promoting a discredited video that includes a "doctor" who brought us this interesting new trending term: "one of those doctors’s past phrases in particular began trending on Twitter: demon sperm. It turns out Stella Immanuel has a history of making particularly outlandish claims — including that the uterine disorder endometriosis is caused by sex with demons that take place in dreams."

Yeah, FDA vs Dr. Demon Sperm. Tough "choice" eh?

Anonymous said...

JJ has become the FOX News of blogs in Jackson...I am not saying that's a good thing.

Anonymous said...

4:59PM wrote/quoted, "Navy doctors in Boston designed a study to help understand what caused the disease to spread. 'The subjects were an unfortunate group of 62 sailors who were imprisoned for crimes committed while in the service.'"

Trolling aside, here's a few facts you left out (and you got some things wrong). First, the potential pool of volunteers were in the hundreds and of the 62 that accepted, all had been previously and recently exposed to the virus for several weeks and it was later realized that all or most had likely developed immunity. One of the doctors involved died from influenza. It was theorized by some that the reason all or many of these men had volunteered was that since they hadn't gotten particularly sick previously, they wouldn't likely get really sick in the experiment. Consider these were criminals and that the cunning criminal survival instinct was just as real in 1918 as it is today. Boston was the "landing zone" for the pandemic in the US. It started with literally a couple of cases and killed nearly 700,000 people in the US. But that was 1918, not 2020, and while thankfully many people are much more aware, sophisticated, and have made the most of the many advantages more advanced and experienced science provides, sadly many are just as stupid as stupid people have ever been.

Anyone who disputes that masks and distancing help prevent transmission is an idiot, plain and simple.

Anonymous said...

HCQ was pretty much the standard of care for a while after Trump touted it as a gamechanger. If it were as effective as some would like the public to believe you would have seen the death rates drop significantly very quickly in the following month. Guess what? It didn't. HCQ probably does have some effectiveness, particularly when given either before infection or very shortly thereafter. However, it most certainly isn't the miracle cure that will make COVID disappear.

My wife has lupus and she was very interested in the anecdotal story from China because she has been taking HCQ for a while. She talked to her doctor at the University of Alabama and he said he had seen multiple patients taking HCQ come down with COVID and certainly didn't recommend she reduce her level of precautions on the hopes that HCQ would protect her. His belief was even if it helped, it didn't help much.

Anonymous said...

7:38PM wrote, "I still agree with others who have posted comments that causation would be a huge problem."

I suspect you know this, but for those that don't, "prove" in a civil tort case basically means convincing a jury that your argument is 50.01% more likely than not and doing it with just enough evidence so as to avoid a JNOV (and appeal of the denial or granting).

Consider: assume a person who will testify without rebuttal that they have been at home for 15 days (a key number - the MDH says that even with a positive test, 14 days is "presumed recovered") and they can not only offer witnesses to that fact but can also supply cell phone records, etc. They finally go to a restaurant or large retailer and then go home. Two days later, they get sick and test positive for COVID-19. No one can predict what a jury (or judge(s)) will do, but I'd suggest you have at least a real potential for surviving the MSJ and going to trial, which means you have a real potential for a settlement, depending on the Defendant(s) and their insurance company.

Of course, the economics mean that you (probably) won't have lawyers fighting to sue "Mom's Diner," but larger establishments or large retailers with either insurance or deep pockets? Plaintiff's attorneys are suffering already and at least some will take cases. Now, start weakening the Plaintiff's facts - at what point do attorneys think better of taking the case? I'd submit while it will depend on what happens "on the ground," there are a lot of hungry PI folks out there not making their nut. But if and when one hits a lick, it'll snowball and billboards will go up, etc. Just one person's opinion and I readily acknowledge it could go a completely different route.

Anonymous said...

Many high-quality studies have found no evidence that hydroxychloroquine, when used with or without the antibiotic azithromycin, as touted many times by Trump, helps treat coronavirus infection or prevent serious disease from it. They include studies commissioned by the U.S. National Institutes of Health, the World Health Organization and universities in the U.S. and around the world.

Because of the lack of benefit and the risks of serious side effects such as heart rhythm problems, the U.S. Food and Drug Administration recently revoked its brief authorization of emergency use of the drug for COVID-19. NIH treatment guidelines also specifically recommend against hydroxychloroquine’s use, except in formal studies.

Anonymous said...

7:42: The FDA has come down hard on HCQ. The FDA is charged with our safety. Ignore the FDA warnings at your peril.

Anonymous said...

https://c19study.com/

Countries that make HCQ available prophylactically or prescribe it early in course of Covid diagnosis have much lower incidence of mortality. In many countries in the world you can purchase HCQ over the counter like Tylenol. It was never considered a controversial drug until Trump mentioned it.

Thousands of people didn’t have to die from this.... Reeves doesn’t care about your grandma and neither does Dobbs. Hopefully you can do some research to help save your family members if the time comes. The time to treat, like so many other illnesses, is BEFORE someone is so sick they have to be hospitalized.

HCQ Prophylaxis: (200 mg tablets 2x per week)
Additionally keeping your immune system strong is important. Consider eating as healthily as possible and upping your Vitamin C & D intake

Outpatient Treatment: (speak with your Dr about your options if you/your loved one are Covid positive and high risk)
HCQ/Zpack/Zinc (200 mg tablets HCQ 2x per day for 7 days) (25-50 mg zinc 1x per day for 7 days)
Budesonide breathing treatments to alleviate lung inflammation (1-2x per day for 7 days, then reassess)
These doses can be adjusted depending on the patient’s comorbid conditions and health status.

Inpatient Treatment:
Dexamethasone (Decadron) is showing promise in the inpatient setting for those on ventilators/oxygen
Remdesivir is the only FDA drug approved in the inpatient setting, however patients are usually critically ill at this point and strict criteria must be met to even qualify for it

There have been “high quality studies” done in a hurry to discredit HCQ which have subsequently been redacted because they were shown to be false or done with conflicting interests and in bad faith. In some instances they gave patients toxic loads of HCQ which killed them, or waited until the patients were nearly dead before treatment. Lots of money rests on HCQ being discredited—it’s a cheap generic drug that no one profits from, unlike new Remdesivir or Gates vaccines. Follow the money. My post is not for the trolls, it’s for people looking for real, safe, attainable solutions to end this pandemic and save their loved ones.

Anonymous said...

Not the hydroxychloroquine nonsense yet again. For those that are still beating that drum, read up on Plaquenil (a rheumatoid arthritis med version of it). If it were prophylactic, lots of folks who were already taking some version of hydroxychloroquine would be immune. Those patients weren't and aren't immune. If it were a "cure" or merely had significant and meaningful efficacy as a prophylactic, a treatment protocol, or even a palliative, the data showing that would be overwhelming. There would be no question and with the amount of both the drug and the disease out there around the world, that information couldn't be hidden even if this or that government entity wanted to hide it.

Moreover, it isn't a "risk free" drug with no serious potential side effects. You can seriously injure or kill someone with it. Folks can wish and hope all they want, but the simple fact is that the data pretty clearly shows that efficacy as either a prophylactic, treatment, or palliative against COVID-19, or prophylaxis against SARS-CoV-2, is not indicated. Add to that the potential danger in patients with unknown histories.

Lastly, I'll point out that Pichal, the AlphaGoogle CEO, and the Zuckster, along with Cook and Bezos, are going to be before a Congressional panel today. The Donald's Dr. Batshitcrazy video got popped, Donald Jr. got his Twitter neutered for the day, along with lots of other take-downs of various COVID-related misinformation. If I were posting to, or especially running, anything on any platform owned by FB, Google, Twitter, etc., I'd be very careful lest one or all of those companies decide to make a preemptive defensive move by really firing up the algos and playing "whack-a-loon" with any- and everything their algos say is "misinformation" or "enabling the spread of misinformation." I think folks might discover that shouting "FIRE!" in a crowded theater isn't protected speech so getting popped for shouting "NO MASKS!," "HCQ CURES COVID!," or any other sentiment the owner of a privately-owned platform doesn't like won't even merit constitutional consideration.

Anonymous said...

I believe that Covid-19 was created by Gaia to purify this planet of all the stupid racist hillbillies so that we can have a green and progressive future with equality.

Anonymous said...

@11:54 please provide a source for this statement:

“There have been “high quality studies” done in a hurry to discredit HCQ which have subsequently been redacted because they were shown to be false or done with conflicting interests and in bad faith.“

Anonymous said...

As COVID-19 cases rise, Tate reminds me of "Chip Diller" in the final scene of "Animal House": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDAmPIq29ro

With all of this going on, isn't it ironic that Tate enjoys wearing his red "Make America Great Again" face mask during the pandemic?

Proud skeptic of all official narratives said...

The propaganda machine is in overdrive this morning. I often wonder who they are trying to convince us, or themselves.

Anonymous said...

Thanks for sharing the hospital numbers also Kingfish.
For those of you not ORANGE MAN MEDICINE BAD! https://www.newsweek.com/key-defeating-covid-19-already-exists-we-need-start-using-it-opinion-1519535 Harvey A. Risch, MD, PhD , Professor of Epidemiology, Yale School of Public Health
Also, regardless of statements Dr. Stella made in the past, what does that have to do with her successful treatment of 350 patients? Or what does that have to do with the statements of all the other doctors supporting this treatment?

Anonymous said...

I don't know. Should we go with the FDA, AMA, Lancet, NEJM, WHO, and hundreds of thousands of doctors, or with Dr. Madonna and Dr. Demon Sperm??? What a quandary. Hmmmmmmm.

I think I'll go with the scientists and facts.

Versus Dr. Stella Not a Fella from Cameroon, noted as: " the good doctor who is also the author, pastor, and—not to put too fine a point on it—loony person who thinks that common gynecological problems are caused by sex with devils, vaccines contain “space alien DNA,” and that reptilian extraterrestrials are running the government. (If only, doc.)"

So, you stick with them antivaxxers, conspiracy theorists, and quacks and watch out for them lizard people.

Anonymous said...

@12:52, You seem to be under the illusion that the good witch doctor has gotten her act together and no longer believes the statements that have been attributed to her. Go take a look at her Facebook page for her fire power church. The other doctors all have obvious political connections and are generally untrustworthy as well. I sure wouldn’t send anyone I knew to these nutcases, but am not surprised this was the best group of doctors the GOP could find who actually agree with them.

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Trollfest '07

Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.

There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.

If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.

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