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Trollfest '09
Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.
Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).
Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.
Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".
In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.
In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.
Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.
Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).
Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.
Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".
In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.
In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.
Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.
Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
Trollfest '07
Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.
There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.
If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.
If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
37 comments:
Interstate? As in a "federal road"? This isn't JPD or Hinds County, as these fools are about to learn.
This is one of the many reasons to avoid I-220 and use the Trace. How I do drive I-220 I am appropriately equipped with an equalizer.
This speaks for itself.
If we had a mayor, he would be interested in maintaining the law.
OH! You say that these are Patrice, er, excuse me, Antar Lamumba's people and such civil actions are useful to his ways.
Eventually we will get around to the idea of everything east of state street, or east of I-55 seceding and joining Niknar, en mass rather than just a family at a time.
Silliness and Bozoism like this will inevitably lead to worse.
Get a grip chalkies. Nobody cares about your rules. You are proven to be weak and terrified.
Just wait until you all find out that the LatinX community have returned rooster fighting to Mississippi.
Oh wait you won't hear about it because WLBT and WJTV are too invested in fighting ICE and DHS.
Bunch of damn fools!
That’s pretty BOLD even for folks in the Bold New City!
party with 105.1!
This is only new to Jackson. It has been happening as protests since Michael Brown was executed in the street and the white cop walked.
Lumumba and Davis are running off all of the cops. Are 100 still left?
It's perfectly ok. Antard has information that proves Covid 19 is a nocturnal virus and does most of it's infections overnight. Since this happened during the day, no need to worry. Chokeonweener is taking your safety serious!
What the fuck is this? Any interpretation or explanation? What are they protesting or celebrating....if they know?
Footnote: Where is the Mississippi Highway Patrol? This is, after all, an interstate bypass highway.
They have no agenda. They have no politics. They have no economic plan. They have no ideology. And they damn sure got no respect for nobody...not
even themselves. And they will have children. TAKE NOTICE.
I-220 is literally an Interstate highway through a third world country. I used to travel it twice a day and it is lawless and dangerous. The ONLY answer for Jackson is for the state to take it over and I pray we don't do that. Let it rot.
This is not newsworthy. Notice how there is no mention on any legitimate news site. You are only seeing it on this blog because it attracts white boomer clicks and comments.
This is why you shouldn’t carry a pistol in your car. You should carry a rifle.
You can get blocked in like this and there is nothing you can do. If you try to drive out of there but you better pray that a huge fat girl doesn't have a heart attack and die like in Charlottesville.
That guy had footage of people attacking his car and they still convicted him.
5:50: So stopping the flow of traffic on an Interstate that could actually cause serious harm for someone who has an emergency is not news worthy? You have a strange sense of what is newsworthy or not. If the KKK had done this, would you think it newsworthy? It doesn’t matter who did it or why. It is newsworthy. And what do you regard as a legitimate news site anyway? There are a lot of newsworthy things that go unreported by the “legitimate media.”
This is getting way out of hand. It's time to call in the Feds and get this craziness stopped!
What can one say. 13%ers doing their feral thing. By the way, the well dressed ticket writers wouldn't have handled this. They made a Memorial Day pledge to stop speeders and I see no one speeding.
" It's time to call in the Feds "
Typical progressive left wing response.
Rather than "calling in help", have any of you thought about dealing with a problem by yourself ?
4:47 with a good summation of the current administration
This is civil disobedience on a whole new level. I've also seen the large groups of youth destroy convenience stores. We are truly on the edge of full blown civil unrest coming to the streets and neighborhoods near you. If you don't have guns and plenty of ammo you are going to become a victim of savagery.
2 members of governor chris christies goon squad in new jersey did 2 years federal time for something just like this back in 2013. the feds need to indict every punk in that viedo for obstructing interstate commerce.
The feds don't care...neither does the MS Highway Patrol...
"This is getting way out of hand. It's time to call in the Feds and get this craziness stopped!"
You do realize this situation got to this point because of the Feds.
6:44 AM It's got to this point by all the snap, hud, & all the other entitlement payments.
MHP could make a living “daily” writing speeding tickets on 220...yet I’ve probably never seen a MHP car on 220 more than 5 times in my 30 yrs of living in the metro area.
Can someone here explain what’s the deal? Makes zero sense.
Just what do people think the Feds can do. They are the largest group of pandering idiots out there.
the feds can do plenty. obstructing interstate commerce is a federal crime. just ask those clowns who worked for that fatass presidential wanna be chris christie , when they blocked the lincoln tunnel in new jersey. both of them got 2 years in the federal slam.
how is it that all the ''disadvantaged'' yewts all seem to have unlimited access to moter vehicles? kinda like the deal with the 300$ sneakers they all wear
10:37. Supreme Court tossed out convictions. https://www.usnews.com/news/best-states/new-jersey/articles/2020-05-07/unanimous-supreme-court-throws-out-bridgegate-convictions.
Feds won't do anything to people around here. Not financially worth it and still pander.
I just loaded up on more ammo. Thanks for the ongoing motivation.
All a part of BabyChok's plan to make Jackson the most radical city on the planet.
Nobody's wearing a mask or social distancing! Oh my!
to 11;49....yes it got reversed 7 years after the trial ,and long after the defendants did their time. in that prosecution the feds chose to indict on some sort of conspiracy charge. the proper charge to indict on was obstructing interstate commerce. mike hurst doesn't make those type of rookie mistakes.
the feds have done plenty to people around here when state courts have no jurisdiction and/ or refuse to prosecute. and as for ''not financially worth it''................you don't know much about the federal system do you?
the us department of justice operates with an open ended budget. they got all the money they need and then some.
All the Madison kids are friends with these guys. They are using those kids to slowly encroach on white flight!
Now that Gillard and Ginn are finally leaving, maybe MHP will return to their former glory and serve and protect the citizens of Mississippi again. It’s time for a change and I pray this commissioner has the guts to do the right thing and not play favorites.
@11:14
I look forward to the day that we have any organizations/parties/groups/entities that do not play favorites in our great state.
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