Wednesday, May 13, 2020

Lucky Idiots of the Day

This video of a woman who survived ramming three police cars popped up on Youtube today.  How the hell did she live?

Bonus coverage: Check out this video.  It's long but funny.  A deputy tries to arrest an FBI agent investigating police corruption.  The idiot was too stupid to realize that he was the target.  Enjoy watching the comedy of errors and foolishness.


Anonymous said...

I think Im in love. Seriously she is Messed up on Monday. As Paul Davis would say "her cuticles had done swelled up on her"

Anonymous said...

Seems like the sheriff was smart enough to hit the road rather quickly.

Go Team Blue said...

Bonus Question: Why the hell would his airbag not deploy?

Anonymous said...

Hell of a job by that tiny lady driver of keeping the truck from flipping. Damn good job.

Anonymous said...

It took a Dodge Charger to take out that Dodge Ram. Them Chevy Tahoes are for pussy police. That young woman must have gone through the Daisy Duke School of Driving.

Anonymous said...

How do I know you is a real FBI agent? You’re tag don’t come back right. I’m going to half to investigate further. You got anything illegal in your vehicle.

Anonymous said...

I love it when one egotistical cop screws with another egotistical cop. That's funny, I don't care who you are.

Anonymous said...

5:13. May have been the angle and speed of impact. I've noted this on Chevy's more so than other vehicles during investigations.

Anonymous said...

On video #2 - these are quite possibly the dumbest cops I've ever seen, verifying a legit FBI agent is really quite simple; this situation went on for entirely too long, and as tempers wore thin it could have ended a lot worse. As the encounter drags on, you can hear in the officer's voice him becoming more and more nervous - he thinks the body cam is his friend, but how he dealt with this situation shows clearly that he is unprofessional and has an attitude problem.

Before I retired and moved to Mississippi, I worked as an agent in several rural/frontier states out West and I ran into this shit all of the time. Especially aggravating when the person quizzing you is your investigative target. In my 27 years, I had tons of local cops question my identity, tell me my creds were name it, but I never let it get out of hand like this.

That said:

1. It would have been beneficial for agent to have brought another agent along with him (to at least witness the interview);
2. Early on in the encounter, the agent should have directed the officer/deputy to call the FBI office directly to verify his status;
3. The agent should never have surrendered his driver's license or allowed a picture to be taken of it (if it was cover identification the Bureau will now have to create a whole new identity for that agent);
4. The local officer/deputy should have NEVER divulged that the person he was speaking with is on a KST list (no matter what the person you're speaking to says, or who they claim to be);
5. The agent should have NEVER surrendered his weapon or allowed the officer/deputy to place him in handcuffs.

Anonymous said...

5:13- I was pushed into the car in front of me on I20 years ago. My airbags didn’t deploy. The mechanic told me it was because I didn’t come to an instant stop, but kept rolling.

Anonymous said...

In second vid,

The FBI agent never took control of the situation. This video may become a training tool on how not to handle an interview. Plus, putting this on YouTube ain't gonna make that sheriff any friends in the Jacksonville office.

The deputy will soon be delivering pizzas.

Anonymous said...

@ 9:51 - Correct. Airbags deploy when two of several inertia switches make contact and detonate the explosive charge in the airbag. The inertia switch is basically just a ball bearing on a small track inside the switch that's held in place by a magnet. The jolt has to be strong enough to break the ball bearing away from the magnet, travel the short distance to the other side of the mechanism and close the connection on the other side. Usually takes a significant impact and full stop to make that occur. Also, two out of three of the switches have to break loose and make contact at the same time to close the connection. ~former Chevrolet-certified AIS technician.

Anonymous said...

" As Paul Davis would say "her cuticles had done swelled up on her" "

Laughing out loud.

Actually the (lyric) starts with:

"His cuticles were dilated"

Still LMAO

Other funny (Lyrics) from Sweet Magnolia Blues:

" I learned that at the, the, Narcotics Training Prevention Unit in Tupelo Mississippi"

" They had a boy that had taken that marijuana pill"

"His eyes rolled back upon his head"

" He was actually what they call freaking out"

Gawd I still miss ZZQ.

Anonymous said...

11:13 That would actually be "Her cuticles were dilated...."

Anonymous said...

@11:30 - good point, he should have set the tone early on, and that Deputy will probably make more money delivering pizzas than the SO pays him....

Unknown said...

FBI agent was a dumbass and a drama queen. Situation could have been handled so much better. I pity the civilians that have to encounter him.

Anonymous said...

Thanks JJ for the FBI vs Franklin County Florida Sheriff's Department. It is 50 minutes, but worth every minute. If you read the YouTube Comments then Google the names involved, you will get the whole story. Some people miss the details. The FBI agent has 31 years specializing in Law Enforcement Corruption & Civil Rights Violations. The Agent calls the Deputy on his personal Cell and asks to meet at the New Police Substation. The Deputy had been with the sheriff's department for just over a year. Prior to that, he was a prison guard. The Deputy calls a City cop for backup. The Deputy gets wise to what's going on, makes an excuse to go to his car and calls a detective in the sheriff's Department for HELP.

They run his car tag..It comes back as Advanced Wiring Company (FBI wiretap). Now everyone on the radio knows the
FBI is in town.

Then he acts like he doesn't believe the Agent is real. Then after 6 people show up, they say the Agent is on a Terrorist Watch List...LE use caution. He is then handcuffed and put in the Deputy's car. With the heated seats on, and heater on, sweatin him.

The Sheriff shows up. 1 minute later, they get a call on the radio that he is a legitimate agent. The Sheriff takes off immediately. They leave him in the car for another 5 minutes, sweating.

Read one of the questions on YouTube...If they treat Feds this way, imagine how they treat citizens...over 600 relies.

Anonymous said...

So, an FBI agent was mistakenly placed on a terrorist watch list, and flagged as extremely dangerous. That doesn't engender much confidence.

I know he wasn't the first person to suffer a panic attack in the back of police car. I also noticed the sheriff didn't stick around once they confirmed his identity as a federal agent.

Anonymous said...

If you watched the FBI video, and don't think it could have went wrong, read this.

FBI agents shot at, one wounded while trying to arrest Kentucky Constable on corruption charges.

Anonymous said...

A breakfast of corn flakes and meth is never a good idea.

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