Monday, May 25, 2020

Sunday Shootout

Meanwhile, over at the track by the junkyard in Madison County....

42 comments:

Anonymous said...

Local?

Anonymous said...

Nobody in that crowd will be described as a "good listener". Why waste your breath?

Anonymous said...

How do you supposed to fight when you have to keep pulling up your pants?

Anonymous said...

Please, Kingfish, give us a little bit of journalism, such as whete this occurred & possobly the event. We understand you don't have the time & resources & appreciate all you do.

Cool Hand Luke said...

Plain and simple, just another fine example of failure to communicate.

Anonymous said...

That sounded like three horrified baby piglets squealing . . . after being turned loose in the middle of a Delta dove hunt.

Unknown said...

Why would cause videos on this site to not display for the past few days??? Help appreciated.

Anonymous said...

Nowadays, anytime you see a fist fight you can expect gunfire to erupt. It is amazing to me that people still run up to the fight and try to film it.

Anonymous said...

What the hell is it?
Where the hell is it?
Who the hell is it?

Otherwise....this is useless.

Anonymous said...

Junkyard Drag Strip northeast of Canton

Anonymous said...

I counted 21 shots fired. More than 1 shooter since reloading proberaly didn't happened. I wondered how many showed up at the hospital later.

Anonymous said...

They didn;t appear to be following CDC guidelines on wearing masks and social distancing, good thing this wasn't in Jackson or Baby Choke would've sent in his thug squad.

Anonymous said...

this track in madison county, just NE of canton, is legendary for this kind of thing. the lynch street strip by JSU is the jackson equivalent .
madison county is the most segregated county in mississippi. southern 1/3 is white bread, from just south of canton , northward, hershey bars.

Anonymous said...

junkyard 1 or 2?

Anonymous said...

3:42 Won’t play on an iPhone for me. Will play on an iPad and a windows computer though.

Anonymous said...

Poor excuse for reporting from a seasoned War Correspondent..shakey film when the battle started, didn't keep camera focused on the combatants involved in the battle...other than profanity, no real real description of what was occurring on the field of battle...

Anonymous said...

@7:24 pm...21 shots ain't nothing...everyone is using the $10.00 Korean knockoff 33 round glock extended mags...

Anonymous said...

Who what when where why how?

Anonymous said...

More specifically, this is the hood of the infamous District 5 Supervisor Paul Griffin, the home of many a duel (gun battle), dog fights, illegal tags (if at all), horse races and drug deals. Protected by the ever present Barbara Blackmon. Both Blackmon(s) and Griffin are as comfortable as Bennie in their gerrymandered districts.

Just wait til Griffin Lake at Sulphur Springs is completed. There's talk of a horse-racing track - Wagering prohibited of course.

Anonymous said...

What is the point of open carry if you arent going to have gun duels like on CH.40 GRitTV?

Trust me, you aren't looking tough with your SD9 and your pot belly. You look like a fucking tool.

Anonymous said...

Same area where this happened.

MADISON COUNTY, Miss. (WJTV) – It's been six years since a little Madison County girl vanished without a trace. Authorities are still searching for clues to what happened to Myra Lewis. On March 1, 2014, two-year-old Myra Lewis disappeared from her Camden home.Mar 2, 2020

Anonymous said...

https://www.instagram.com/tv/CAo-GkXBQnb/?igshid=1egjmch92nqal

Daytime events are diff.

Anonymous said...

I am not getting videos. The post and text are ok, but no vids ?

Anonymous said...

3:42,10:06,10:23

Why do you insist on telling others here that you can't view the video when you know others already have? That means its your problem, not everyone else's. Geeezzze

Anonymous said...

get rid of your Fisher-Price iphone and/or crappy browser.

Anonymous said...

@12:37
It's privacy controls. See, facebook is literally spyware. And privacy oriented browsers block their content. It will offer you a chance to enable their dangerous content, or continue blocking it.

Anonymous said...

On a related note. I tried to listen to the new 105.1 and the music is pants on the ground retarded mumble rap. I never thought I would consider Tupac or Dr. Dre as intellectuals. But both artists were Wagner tier compared to this shit.

Anonymous said...

Madison County is (has been) lost.

Anonymous said...

12:11 & 12:37

KF runs a pretty good blog, but everybody has a bad day. So a few of us are having some tech trouble and you 2 (holy tech guru's) decide we're using Fisher-Price toys and junk browsers.

I hope your hard drive and/or cpu takes a big shit real soon.

Anonymous said...

How about listing the browsers where there IS NOT a problem? Apparently more DON'T work than DO. I can't get them on Chrome, Internet Explorer or Mozilla Firefox. Geeezze indeed.

Kingfish said...

I'm watching fine in Edge, FF, Chrome (Android), and Safari.

Anonymous said...

Nany if the missing dogs in Madison find their way here through theft or deceit. Sen. Blackmon famously said dogfighting should be outlawed since its cultural and traditional. L o l

Anonymous said...

I use Chromium and Waterfox browsers running on Manjaro linux and both browsers warn me against running the facebook video plug in. I usually watch the video once, clear my cache, reset the security settings to block the content, and return to making snarky comments.

I never shut off my Bhutanese VPN though.

Anonymous said...

2:03 I'm far from a tech guru. My stuff spazzes all the time. I just know it if everyone else has viewed it... and don't go posting my whines asking others why.

Anonymous said...

Lol, they are badass on their albums but not so much when they hear gunfire

Anonymous said...

@2:03 - as a matter of fact, I am a 'holy tech guru' and if my hard drive crashed, it's ok since it's mirrored, and I haven't seen a cpu crap since we were overclocking 386's (probably before you were born).
btw, Chrome and Android work just fine.

Anonymous said...

I thought under the Gov's latest SIP Order that only groups of 20 people or less are allowed outdoors. If so, where is the Madison County Sheriff Dept or Canton Police Dept ? Why were they not shutting this function down ?


Anonymous said...

Agreed 3:34. It’s weird that CJ Lemaster isn’t out there with a telephoto lens either shaming them all.
Wonder why?

Anonymous said...

videos like this are examples that I use to calm my nervous friends who live in constant fear of some organized race war.

Anonymous said...

Not true Kingfish. The videos neither show up nor play on Firefox, EVER. That's why I have to switch to the ancient AOL platform if I choose to watch one of these quality vids.

And for the 'expert' who blames it on Facebook block, this blog is not connected in any way to Facebook settings or protocol.

Anonymous said...

Total cringe @9:53 PM

Anonymous said...

9:53 give.it.up. Geezzzee

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