Sunday, May 24, 2020

Ewwww!

Warning: Lewd behavior in video. 

Just another night at the Exxon on Beasley and Adkins.



At least he wasn't jumping rope naked in front of the Mayflower.

37 comments:

Anonymous said...

In defense of him, we learned last week that the hookers refuse to give free services to the homeless and those who are sobriety challenged. What's a drunk supposed to do?

Anonymous said...

Let's not beat the guy up too bad. At least he wasn't shooting people.

Anonymous said...

He must have been used to some hard, cold, gritty women previously, not to know the difference.

Anonymous said...

Societal standards for acceptable public behavior have degenerated since the 1960s.

Now try to imagine if he was caught doing this in 1900-1970.

Anonymous said...

Why is a major aerospace company still in business literally down the street from this location? When I go to work, I feel completely in danger, especially since I work at night. It’s very dangerous.

Anonymous said...

Based off of the election results of the city and judicial leadership elections my only conclusion is that this is exactly how the majority of the city wants to live.

Anonymous said...

I grew up right down the street from there. So glad I left.

Anonymous said...

So it's come to this now, has it?

Anonymous said...

I miss Dale Danks

He seems nice said...

Was it good for him?

Anonymous said...

I thought Wednesday was Hump Day.

Anonymous said...

@6:33 pm...I feel for you, but you should feel equally at danger during the day also..

Anonymous said...

I've been there several times and never noticed a hole in the sidewalk.

The “I’d hit that” guy said...

Great looking sidewalk, but I just don’t know...

Anonymous said...

What aerospace company is in that area?

Anonymous said...

Is there a pothole under him?

Anonymous said...

Am I doing it riiiiiiiight?!?

DrLloydtraverious said...

I bet he's not practicing safe sex.

Anonymous said...

I am familiar with pound sand....but pound sidewalk....not so much.

Anonymous said...

8:11 Actually I think he is practicing safe sex. Pants up, no real partner, but probably perceived, and keeping it all covered up. Now I agree there is no mask, but that is not usually required by CDC for this activity, at least I don't see it mentioned in their guidelines.

Anonymous said...

@7:33 am Eaton

Anonymous said...

Mental illness. Sad.

Anonymous said...

I also sense a mental illness which is tragic. Mississippi ranks last in mental health care from what I recall, also tragic.

Anonymous said...

At least we know Jackson is getting closer every day to rock bottom. It won't be Lumumba but Jackson's savior is probably in the school system now.

Anonymous said...

May 24 at 6:50 posted: "Based off of the election results of the city and judicial leadership elections my only conclusion is that this is exactly how the majority of the city wants to live."

It doesn't get any simpler than that. If the residents of Jackson didn't accept this type of behavior, they would elect those who wouldn't tolerate it. However, how often do you hear any outcry from Jackson's majority about these types of behaviors, all the way up to, and including, the twice Chicago murder rate (per capita)? None. They evidently don't see it as a problem.

People will generally do what you let them get away with.

Anonymous said...

@12:59 PM - Jackson is like an addict. It won't raise itself out of the gutter until it first hits rock bottom.

It's not there yet, but we're depending on Baby Chok to pave the way.

Anonymous said...

How do those “hanger ons” in northeast Jackson keep denying what is happening in Jackson to further perpetuate their love of River Hills and CCJ ? P.S. there are other clubs in the area outside of the city limits.

Anonymous said...

Not a medical emergency. We were able to confirm that. Just a drug addict.

HTF do you confirm that? The guy needs help. I mean even the Levite and the Priest didn't make a video of the poor beaten traveler in Luke Chapter 10.

Yes, read Luke Chapter 10, all you Christian fucks laughing at this guy.

Anonymous said...

That's gross. But so is the SaveJXN website and all that crap that skinhead dude posts (not to mention the selfies he takes while he is driving). Post something critical and watch all of the "WE ARE A CHRISTIAN NATION" lunatics start posting about how we need to eliminate the immigrants and folks with mental illness.

Kicking a man when he is down just ain't right.

Anonymous said...

This is just sad.

There is no where for the mentally ill patients on the streets of Jackson, Mississippi to spend one night in Taliaferro Junior's ( New Radical City).

I could make all kind of jokes, but I will not.
It's not funny.

It makes no difference where that poor soul was.

It's damn sad to see these same patients on the streets of Jackson, Biloxi, Southaven, Natchez, Vicksburg or anywhere else !




Anonymous said...

I'm always interested to see how many people immediately lock onto the "it must be mental illness" explanation. I suppose that allows them to turn a person like this into a victim by assuming "it's not his fault." In turn, especially when it is a member of a "chosen" race, they can then pivot from being angry that someone is degrading society like that to being sad that the person has "fallen through the cracks."

Folks, I'm not saying none of the people on the street are mentally ill, but that means you also need to realize that some people just act this way! Some people actually do things like this because of poor choices causing them to or just because they want to. Look at society as a whole: if you're over 50, you will acknowledge just how far down the drain we've gone....but that doesn't mean everyone is a victim! I know the other Belhavenites and Fondrenites will severely look down on you for supposing there are bums and addicts and others who make their own choices, but those people actually exist! And in an effort to make 5:31 feel good, poverty is a strong influence for those types of behaviors, which is why allowing more people into the country to dilute the workforce for the people already here borders on insanity! Someone with even pretty good sense can see that.......

Anonymous said...

In a normal city that guy would charged with Lascivious behavior. For those of you giving the guy a pass I personally think you have a metal disorder. Ask yourself, do You want your kids or grandparents seeing this?

Anonymous said...

The 'mentally ill' lecturers are out in great number on this one. Could it be that he simply collected enough at the St Dominic's traffic light to get zapped and perform his usual stunts? No...it has to be an extreme case of protracted mental derangement. Well, it's time to stop bashing Christians and go fuck-off yourSELVES!

It's a safe bet that every one of you 'mentally ill' lecturers engage in a little recreational weed. So there.

Anonymous said...

This ain't 'lewd behavior'. At high school dances in the sixties, we called this 'doin the alligator'.

Anonymous said...

Just another street vagrant seemingly immune to coronavirus. It appears that the homeless in the country have the toughest immune systems in the world!

Anonymous said...

8:23 speaks for all of us good southern baptists.

Anonymous said...

Look at him go! I wish I were that sidewalk.

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