Thursday, May 21, 2020

Sicko!

A neighbor managed to take a picture of Pearl police officers arrested Keith Reeder:

Credit: Ashley Lynn, Facebook

Pearl police charged Reeder with 3 counts of kidnapping, armed robbery, rape, 4 counts of sexual battery, 2 counts of child abuse. aggravated assault with a weapon, and gratification of lust.   Pearl's press release provides more gruesome details of what took place last weekend:

 At 1:30 pm on Saturday, May 16, Pearl Police received a 911 call from a 54-year-old female homeowner saying that a man forced his way into her home, beat and tied her up in a bedroom of the house. Her grandchildren, two young girls, were also in the home. The man is accused of tying up the young girls and sexually assaulting them. The homeowner was able to free her hands and while on the phone with 911, the man came into the room, seeing she was on the phone beat her severely again.
Officers arrived within two minutes of the 911 call and made forced entry to the home. The girls told them the man went up into the attic. Officers went up in the attic where they found the man, naked.  The man fought with an officer and he and the officer fell through the ceiling.

The homeowner was hospitalized with serious injuries. The girls were checked out and released.
JJ learned two of his alleged sexual battery victims were under the age of 10.



31 comments:

Anonymous said...

Holy Shit, Batman! What kind of drug makes one do this? To bad a pistol was not fired.

Anonymous said...

Maybe he identified as a boy younger than 10 years old you bigots!

Anonymous said...

Why is he walking?

Anonymous said...

To bad this creep didn't hit his head on the car while being put in the police cruiser.
He's worse than the coronovirus!

Anonymous said...

This one renders moot any criticism of Jackson by the denizens of Niknar. You people should be ashamed of yourselves.

Anonymous said...

I'm a little confused as to whether this is Brandon culture or Pearl culture? Aww hell let's just call it RANKIN METHED UP REDNECK PERVERT Culture!

Anonymous said...

A vast majority of the population of Mississippi isn’t taking the pandemic seriously. Why does this surprise you?

Anonymous said...

rainkin county is totally infected with this type of trailer trash, meth head , junkie, perverts. they are everywhere. dont take my word for it. come over to rainkin county and see for yourself.
one should carry a gun at all times, and be prepared to defend themselves. the failure of the prosecutorial system in rankin county to deal with junkie thugs like this is what caused the former rankin county prosecuting attorney, a corrupt idiot named richard wilson , who was a 17 year incumbent, to suffer a landslide election defeat at the hands of an opponent who could not even afford to buy campaign signs.
fortunately the new county attorney is going to deal with these junkie thugs before they pull a stunt like this.

Anonymous said...

I do believe that he "bumped" his head either going into or exiting the attic. Poor fella!

Anonymous said...

The mouth breathing Jackson haters sure are quiet out in the 'burbs this morning.
The silence is deafening.

Anonymous said...

Wonder why he choose this house and thesepeople? Where was the momma and did she know this creep? Would like to know the back story

Kingfish said...

My understanding is the family didn't know him but he used to live in the area.

Anonymous said...

10:57 I live in Rankin County and think this piece of trash shouldn't see a court room, but a pine box. However notice 2 things. 1)justice will be served, swiftly, and not in this thugs favor. He wont be back on the streets anytime soon like in Hinds County. 2) this doesn't happen every day, week, month in Rankin County, like crime and murder does in Hinds County.

Anonymous said...

KF- have you seen his previous arrest record.

Anonymous said...

Damn Pearl PD has some handsome cops. I need to change my panties!

Anonymous said...

"The mouth breathing Jackson haters sure are quiet out in the 'burbs this morning.
The silence is deafening."
May 21, 2020 at 10:57 AM

YOU may see this as some sort of example of something bad about Rankin County. Personally, I see it as an example of what happens, when COMPETENT law enforcement EFFECTIVELY and QUICKLY deals with criminals. In Jackson, assuming 911 even bothered to help the poor lady when she called, one cop would have knocked on the door, and if nobody answered, would have gone on his way. Remember Helen Harrion's brutal murder by a home invader - where the cops did NADA to help her?

And speaking of LEOs, this cougar feels the need to point-out, that Rankin County has the most spectacularly beautiful lawmen (and firemen) I've seen ANYWHERE: and I've been lots of places. Denmark, Sweden, Belgium, Malta, Nebraska, Prague, Budapest... none of them have cops as gorgeous as the ones in Rankin. Those two hairy beauties in this thread's picture - the ones leading the Monster away from the crime scene - are prime examples. And Pearl's Police Chief, Dean Scott, is even more amazing. He's up there with Goldberg the Wrestler, where eyecandy is concerned. Those SHOULDERS.... ...and that VOICE!

Anonymous said...

12:08, great job diverting attention from one of your homegrown own. The list is pretty short of Hinds County perps who would stoop his low. Hell the list may be zero. Why the obsession with bringing the whole is vs them debate into this? That guy looks like most patrons of the Pearl strip mall.

Kingfish said...

A similar situation in Jackson shows what would've happened.

Thug enters home, Grandmother calls police. Police show up, leave, don't check anything. Thug beats and kills her. Five or so years later, we are still waiting for trial. Family suffers because they can't get justice.

Anonymous said...

One of the first things I learned at Ole Miss law, “innocent until proven guilty.”

Anonymous said...

Good job on the bust, but what’s up with modern uniform code allowing beards, much less the 3 day shadow on the officer on the left. It’s not just Pearl, saw it in Clinton too.

Anonymous said...

@1:17 officer on the right is Task Force/Vice Squad and operates undercover driving a blacked out Charger or Tahoe.

Uniform codes against beards are relaxed now because of Sikhs are becoming common in military and law enforcement. Tattoos in full view need to be addressed but are not.

Besides, deploying teargas is in violation of international law. The requirement for no beards comes from gas mask deployment.

Anonymous said...

@1:17 — Is it a problem for you that these officers have beards? Does it affect their ability to do their jobs? Does it make you feel less safe? I just can't fathom why this would be the one question or comment you have after reading this post.

Anonymous said...

All that needs to be done is send this slime to Parchman with a tattoo explaining his crimes. Prison justice has NO tolerance for those who sexually attack children.

Anonymous said...

@2:07 there is literally a uniform code for military and police. Civilians who have never served wouldn't understand. It's a throwback to a bygone time.
These days the military is full of wide assed POGS with drawn on eyebrows and the police are roided up trigger happy gym rats that are shorter than 5 feet 9 inches tall.

Hanes said...

Congratulations to 12:25 for bring home the bacon and the blue ribbon. That's right...scroll back up and get a great chuckle.

Anonymous said...

Well, I'm sure his plastic bag diaper will be a big hit with his new friends in whatever correctional facility he may "land".

There is justice.

It might not be legal, and some guards may turn a blind eye.

But he will regret everything, ( the first night his cell is unlocked ).







Anonymous said...

"One of the first things I learned at Ole Miss law, 'innocent until proven guilty.'"

That certainly speaks to the admissions standards at Ole Miss law...did you go to Mississippi schools for your primary education and/or get your undergrad degree at Ole Miss? I'm going to guess 3.3 and 150ish?

Anonymous said...

"...operates undercover driving a blacked out Charger or Tahoe."

And with vanity plates that read, "NOTACOP" or "NOPOPO"...

"Say there, gentlemen, I understand you can help facilitate my acquisition of felony quantities of illegal narcotics as well as stolen firearms with altered serial numbers...you can? PLATYPUS! PLATYPUS!"

Anonymous said...

@5:58
They don't actually do any detective work now. Everything is done via app after some suburban kid gets busted with a joint. They use the kids phone for drug deals over text messages and they ping the dealers phones IMEI. Most times task force pulls them over second after entering Rankin county. They like do do the deals in Pearl strip mall parking lots. Pretty fun to watch. The shitty ditch weed in Jackson is nowhere nearly as good as the prescriptions in his parent's bedroom.

Anonymous said...

@3:20 -- I think what you meant to say is that there "was" a code. It apparently isn't universal anymore. "Bygone" is correct. Times change, and that's OK.

Unless You're In Niknar said...

"And that's OK. The law in our town is."

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