Saturday, May 16, 2020

Farce of the Day

WARNING: VIOLENT & GRAPHIC LANGUAGE!!!


A video of two um, sex workers, kidnapping and robbing a local bum is making the rounds on Facebook.

The Street Committee says this guy is an esteemed member of the Panhandling Community who frequents the I-55 frontage roads in Jackson.  He apparently thought he was ordering some sex online but forgot that he is supposed to pay for it.  She demanded her money up front and well, when he didn't have it, things went um, south.  He is known to the police in Madison County.    Let's not forget our sex workers.  They streamed a kidnapping and robbery on Facebook while bragging about it.  Classy.




It is pretty obvious the man is high as a kite.  "Hitting bottom" manifests itself in a variety of ways.  One hopes this Northwest Rankin grad finds his way back.  Unfortunately, too many such as this one must experience such degradation over and over until they finally say enough is enough.



34 comments:

Anonymous said...

Thanks for reminding me why I moved from Jackson to Madison.

Anonymous said...

he was going to pay American dollars for “pleasure” with either of them? just hang out at the bar area at bravo and wait till near closing... older, but free and clean

John said...

Yuck!

Anonymous said...

And you all worried about mask, segregation and personal contact. At least they didn't have 10 in one spot.

Anonymous said...

Is bravo still a cougar town. Basically any single chick remaking there until close wants a ride. Is it still like that?

Anonymous said...

He should use venho

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the info.
Bravo here I come.

Anonymous said...

Is she a natural blonde?

Should have never gone to the Hilton said...

The debutants aren’t what they used to be

Anonymous said...

What's the going rate for these girls .. a big mac with cheese?

Anonymous said...

That Lady has lovely hair. I wish mine was so straight and such a pretty color blond. Good genes I guess.

Be happy where you are said...

@10:22 if trading off tree-lined streets, top restaurants and real stucco for pastures, fake stucco and Twinkie houses, I’ll keep the hoes around and stay in Jackson.

Keep your big box said...

Jackson might have a few hoes, but at least we don’t have the Costco and riff raff that goes along with that

Anonymous said...

I really can't believe she thought she could pull off the " khaleesi " look.

As for as the kidnapping victim, I'll quote Granny Clampett again:

" Pitiful Jed.

Just plum pitiful "



Anonymous said...

The original “I’d hit it,” would not.

Anonymous said...

A pimp would’ve written both of those employees up for violating the confidentiality clause. They must’ve missed the orientation sessions. Online pimping ain’t the way!

Anonymous said...

Is he in the legislature?

Anonymous said...

...and 5:54 for the win!

It might be said...

Good to see that stimulus money going to good use.

Anonymous said...

Captain Stucco, honey, do you now reside in one of the area's several excellent MEMORY CARE FACILITIES? If not, then WHY NOT? Over the past few months, several of Kingfish's posters have pointed-out (probably to you), the difference between "real stucco" and "fake stucco" (there's NO difference, as long as the material fits the definition of stucco, which both Drivit (and Drivit-like products) and Cementitious (Lime/cement-based) stuccoes do.

Possibly, you should go tap on the (Drivit) stucco at 'The Barrington' condominium, in the heart of FFNEJ (Formerly Fashionable Northeast Jackson). Assuming the guards don't shoot you dead, then maybe you should go-a-tappin' on the wall surrounding 'Meadowbrook Highlands' (also on Meadowbrook, but across the Interstate - catteycornered from FFNEJ's hallowed Eastover, and across from Leftover (or LowHoe, or Ol'Hoe, or Lowdown-ol'-Ho, or whatever that district's called, now. If you survive that tappin' (which, considering who-all lives up in Meadowbrook Highlands, is not a sure bet), and if your wall-tapping sleuth skills are adequate, you'll discover that Meadowbrook Highlands is surrounded by a wall composed of Drivit-on-nylon-mesh, over styrofoam, over 2x4 framing (reinforced, at key points, with particle board: not plywood - just particle board). Capisce? Would you like a more exhaustive tour of Jacktown's "Real Stucco"? I could go on, all day.

As for the story under discussion, could someone provide a link? Kingfish's pics or video are not loading on our computers. We want a gander at that apparently-lovely blondehaired gal.

Anonymous said...

It takes a real goob to believe there's sucha thing as fake stucco.

Anonymous said...

I cannot get the video to play. What do I need to do?

Anonymous said...

We are living in Sodom and Gamorrah and God's wrath can't come soon enough.

Anonymous said...

how much you wanna bet that blondie aint her real name and that aint even her real hair?

Anonymous said...

I like the thick one. She ain't near so angry.

Anonymous said...

Combined iq in that car is sub 200

Anonymous said...

The hyper masculine woman is hilarious to me. It’s a product of feminism. Women trying to act tough with anyone, especially a man, ie “bitch I’ll beat your ass.”

The biological reality is that even as pathetic as that man was in the backseat, if he was sober he could have easily taken both women armed with knives.

Feminism is cancer.

Direct Link to Video said...

For those unable to view the video, click on my name (direct link to video).

Anonymous said...

Most of the videos posted on this blog either do not show up or will not play if you're using Firefox, AOL or Internet Explorer along with several others.

Cue the 'you still using that shit?' posts in 3..2..1.

Yes.

Anonymous said...

@5:58 - very good, Grasshopper. There's hope for you yet.

Anonymous said...

The blond is kind of hot. Does she wear dentures? Breath through her ears?

Anonymous said...

Sad

Anonymous said...

Thank you, RichBoiStreeter!!!!! That was even better than expected.

Anonymous said...

I’d give both of them but especially Blondie a shit Yelp review.

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