Tuesday, May 12, 2020

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Save us from the Karens. (Fixed)


Anonymous said...

My strict privacy settings must be blocking whatever social media platform you posted. But hey, don't let that stop you all from hating white women!

I doubt you will EVER post black female stereotype you POS KF!

Anonymous said...

OK den - is this just a general announcement?

Kingfish said...

It's fixed. Embed code disappeared for some reason.

Anonymous said...

Why KF? They care so much more for their fellow man and know what is best. If I weren’t being constantly lectured on how to care for my pet, my pets poo, my disrespectful children, my health, my manners, my driving, my diet, my disgusting vices, my entitled thinking, the environment and on and on and on .... I would just be ignorantly walking around cussing, littering, smoking, murdering grandparents and the heroes on the frontline of this war. I remember when adults made their own decisions, and let me tell you, we really fuqued things up. Now we can all live long long sanitized lives. Thank you Karens.

Anonymous said...

One silver lining to all this is how it has outed all the closeted fascists in the population.

We need to make a list and never forget which public officials, pundits, etc. were chomping at the bit to destroy livelihoods and liberty, rather than just asking the elderly to stay home.

Anonymous said...

In NY, NJ, and FL, a "Karen" would always be a J.A.P. with a rhinoplasty and a bleach job.

Anonymous said...

I encountered a Karen last night. It was about 8:00 PM and the Pearl Wal-mart and someone had left two shopping carts behind my car.

My wife pushed them into the empty space beside our car. Karen hobbled up lecturing us about how she cant stand when people leave shopping carts in parking spots and "what if some old people needed to park there"

Well Karen, Wal-Mart was closing in 15 minutes. I'm sure the carts would be moved before morning.

Anonymous said...

Has this actually happened anywhere? Have the police actually arrested a single person for not wearing a mask and not social distancing?

Anonymous said...

Absolutely in the United States and in some cases not only arrested but treated brutally. In Australia I watched footage of a toddler taken away from her parents who were protesting. Happens every time citizens turns over their freedom to be safe. Those given power they never had become drunk with it. EVERY SINGLE TIME.

Anonymous said...

The only thing funny about this is that Kevin James is portrayed as running over 10 feet without collapsing from a heart attack. Which, with his weight and health history, is a pretty good sign he's a vulnerable person, even before COVID.

But, yeah. That tyrannical GubMint. OMG. Again.

Show us where anyone in Mississippi has been bothered for not wearing a mask or a cop has even given someone so much as the stinkeye to the careless folks giving others the middle finger in a pandemic?

Anonymous said...

11:50 bingo

Anonymous said...

@12:17, it’s more a fantasy of those who want to feel oppressed. It helps them galvanize together against imaginary threats to their “freedoms.”

Anonymous said...

12:00 sorry but I’m with Karen on this one.

Louis LeFleur said...

11:55, thanks for the J.A.P. reference. Hadn't heard that in a long time, especially here in Miss'ippi.

Anonymous said...

Can someone explain how the name "Karen" got to be one of disdain? And what does a "Karen" actually do/mean? I don't get it.

Anonymous said...

@2:16 it has apparently become an acceptable form of discrimination against strong willed white women.

Kingfish is okay with perpetuating stereotypes about whites but not for any minorities

Anonymous said...

wow, chill out Karen.

it's simply a term for uptight busybodies... their skin color doesn't matter nor does any of their genders

Anonymous said...

@1217 yes. There have been people who have been taken down for committing the great crime of not social distancing and/or not wearing a bacteria infected mask.

Anonymous said...

@1236 Oh, I didn't not realize Kevin James videos were only for Mississippians. Well, since it hasn't happened in Mississippi, it's not funny. thanks for clarifying.

Anonymous said...


The term Karen came about because overzealous white women were going out of their way to bother/harass/denigrate persons of color for no truly apparent reason other than those people being persons of color. So said persons of color coined the term Karen for such white women and started Karen memes. The term was soon appropriated by mostly white men to belittle/denigrate white women, and has taken on a new meaning.

Anonymous said...

Earlier this morning there was a comment with two hilarious videos showing some other stereotypical public displays of outrage similar to the "Karen" meme. Kingfish promptly removed that comment, assuming when someone complained. Equal time my ass!

Green Acres said...

"Karen" can also refer to hysterics who are so terrified of their financial meltdowns from their unimportant jobs which are totally non-essential to life (waiters, bartenders, shopping mall clerks, ticket takers at sporting events, etc.) that they demand everyone else NOT wear a mask or wash their hands or social distance in order to prop up their income. A "Karen" is an hysteric, regardless of political affiliation. A "Karen" is apolitical and you can find them on both sides of the aisle.

Anonymous said...

It is thought that BeyoncĂ© makes a similar White woman reference in the lyric “Becky with the good hair.” If tables were turned, what would a generic black woman’s name be that could be used to talk about funny idiosyncrasies that black moms have? I know white mamas are overzealous. I make fun of them too. It’s funny and OK to laugh at yourself.

Anonymous said...

All of the above may be true, but no one has explained why the name "Karen" ?
What makes that different from the names of Mary or Susan ?

Lord knows. . . . I understand not to ask what's the difference between a "Karen" and a "La'Quishia".

Green Acres said...

I think the term "Karen" came from the Brady Bunch TV show. 1980's genre and mentality. Tells you a lot about people who use the term.

Someone else who is sufficiently interested in the origin could research and post it so we all know where it came from. Not sure why origin matters and feel sorry for good people named "Karen" tainted by a derogatory term.

Anonymous said...

My heartfelt sympathies to women actually named "Karen," now that this Karen thing has taken off.

Anonymous said...

Green acres,

I sort of thought that we, as a society, were more mature than the moving of goal posts, but alas, can you show me were anyone has demanded everyone else NOT wear a mask or wash their hands or social distance in order to prop up their income

Anonymous said...

@9:52 - I have a sister named Karen, and I hate to admit she's the personification of the slang term.

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