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Trollfest '09
Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.
Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).
Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.
Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".
In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.
In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.
Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.
Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).
Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.
Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".
In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.
In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.
Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.
Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
Trollfest '07
Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.
There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.
If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.
If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
28 comments:
My strict privacy settings must be blocking whatever social media platform you posted. But hey, don't let that stop you all from hating white women!
I doubt you will EVER post black female stereotype you POS KF!
OK den - is this just a general announcement?
It's fixed. Embed code disappeared for some reason.
Why KF? They care so much more for their fellow man and know what is best. If I weren’t being constantly lectured on how to care for my pet, my pets poo, my disrespectful children, my health, my manners, my driving, my diet, my disgusting vices, my entitled thinking, the environment and on and on and on .... I would just be ignorantly walking around cussing, littering, smoking, murdering grandparents and the heroes on the frontline of this war. I remember when adults made their own decisions, and let me tell you, we really fuqued things up. Now we can all live long long sanitized lives. Thank you Karens.
One silver lining to all this is how it has outed all the closeted fascists in the population.
We need to make a list and never forget which public officials, pundits, etc. were chomping at the bit to destroy livelihoods and liberty, rather than just asking the elderly to stay home.
In NY, NJ, and FL, a "Karen" would always be a J.A.P. with a rhinoplasty and a bleach job.
I encountered a Karen last night. It was about 8:00 PM and the Pearl Wal-mart and someone had left two shopping carts behind my car.
My wife pushed them into the empty space beside our car. Karen hobbled up lecturing us about how she cant stand when people leave shopping carts in parking spots and "what if some old people needed to park there"
Well Karen, Wal-Mart was closing in 15 minutes. I'm sure the carts would be moved before morning.
Has this actually happened anywhere? Have the police actually arrested a single person for not wearing a mask and not social distancing?
12:17
Absolutely in the United States and in some cases not only arrested but treated brutally. In Australia I watched footage of a toddler taken away from her parents who were protesting. Happens every time citizens turns over their freedom to be safe. Those given power they never had become drunk with it. EVERY SINGLE TIME.
The only thing funny about this is that Kevin James is portrayed as running over 10 feet without collapsing from a heart attack. Which, with his weight and health history, is a pretty good sign he's a vulnerable person, even before COVID.
But, yeah. That tyrannical GubMint. OMG. Again.
Show us where anyone in Mississippi has been bothered for not wearing a mask or a cop has even given someone so much as the stinkeye to the careless folks giving others the middle finger in a pandemic?
11:50 bingo
@12:17, it’s more a fantasy of those who want to feel oppressed. It helps them galvanize together against imaginary threats to their “freedoms.”
12:00 sorry but I’m with Karen on this one.
11:55, thanks for the J.A.P. reference. Hadn't heard that in a long time, especially here in Miss'ippi.
Can someone explain how the name "Karen" got to be one of disdain? And what does a "Karen" actually do/mean? I don't get it.
@2:16 it has apparently become an acceptable form of discrimination against strong willed white women.
Kingfish is okay with perpetuating stereotypes about whites but not for any minorities
wow, chill out Karen.
it's simply a term for uptight busybodies... their skin color doesn't matter nor does any of their genders
@1217 yes. There have been people who have been taken down for committing the great crime of not social distancing and/or not wearing a bacteria infected mask.
@1236 Oh, I didn't not realize Kevin James videos were only for Mississippians. Well, since it hasn't happened in Mississippi, it's not funny. thanks for clarifying.
@3:45
The term Karen came about because overzealous white women were going out of their way to bother/harass/denigrate persons of color for no truly apparent reason other than those people being persons of color. So said persons of color coined the term Karen for such white women and started Karen memes. The term was soon appropriated by mostly white men to belittle/denigrate white women, and has taken on a new meaning.
@4:15
Earlier this morning there was a comment with two hilarious videos showing some other stereotypical public displays of outrage similar to the "Karen" meme. Kingfish promptly removed that comment, assuming when someone complained. Equal time my ass!
"Karen" can also refer to hysterics who are so terrified of their financial meltdowns from their unimportant jobs which are totally non-essential to life (waiters, bartenders, shopping mall clerks, ticket takers at sporting events, etc.) that they demand everyone else NOT wear a mask or wash their hands or social distance in order to prop up their income. A "Karen" is an hysteric, regardless of political affiliation. A "Karen" is apolitical and you can find them on both sides of the aisle.
It is thought that BeyoncĂ© makes a similar White woman reference in the lyric “Becky with the good hair.” If tables were turned, what would a generic black woman’s name be that could be used to talk about funny idiosyncrasies that black moms have? I know white mamas are overzealous. I make fun of them too. It’s funny and OK to laugh at yourself.
All of the above may be true, but no one has explained why the name "Karen" ?
What makes that different from the names of Mary or Susan ?
Lord knows. . . . I understand not to ask what's the difference between a "Karen" and a "La'Quishia".
I think the term "Karen" came from the Brady Bunch TV show. 1980's genre and mentality. Tells you a lot about people who use the term.
Someone else who is sufficiently interested in the origin could research and post it so we all know where it came from. Not sure why origin matters and feel sorry for good people named "Karen" tainted by a derogatory term.
My heartfelt sympathies to women actually named "Karen," now that this Karen thing has taken off.
Green acres,
I sort of thought that we, as a society, were more mature than the moving of goal posts, but alas, can you show me were anyone has demanded everyone else NOT wear a mask or wash their hands or social distance in order to prop up their income
@9:52 - I have a sister named Karen, and I hate to admit she's the personification of the slang term.
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