Monday, December 2, 2019

Bourbon Street Brawl

Nothing like a Bourbon Street Brawl.  Do NOT, repeat, do NOT drink anything while watching this video from Saturday night.   This is just plain downright funny as hell.




28 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm glad you told us this was in NOLA, otherwise I would have said this was in a third world country. Such class...NOT! Come to think of it NOLA has become a third world country.

Anonymous said...

Vid is too damned short. Barely had time to put the popcorn in the microwave!

Anonymous said...

The comments on Twitter are hilarious!!

Anonymous said...

Oh lord....didn’t even have to pay to see those booty cracks....I was waiting on one to pull out a razor or an ice pick.

Anonymous said...

Questions for the day: How did a civilized society become so uncivilized? Or, was it never civilized?

Anonymous said...

Lovely young “women”

Anonymous said...

Chocolate Thunder!!!!

Anonymous said...

For clarification, it should be noted that no ACTUAL women were involved in this activity.
Remember, a waste is a terrible thing to mind.

Trained Moderator said...

Let's break out into focus groups and discuss common denominators. Somebody grab the flip charts. I have felt tips.

Anonymous said...

I've never understood why people behaving badly is anything other than pathetic. Whether it's The 3 Stooges or drunk rednecks or these women slapping each other, it's just stupid.

Anonymous said...

I may have just solved our offensive line problems.

Anonymous said...

Was this video being shown in slow motion?

Anonymous said...

Was this video posted live at 10 in the morning? Also, is it just me or were they punching in slow motion?

Anonymous said...

Was this also from this weekend where there were 11 people shot after the Grambling and Southern University game? New Orleans has always been a little rough, but in the last 10 years it has gotten exponentially worse.

Anonymous said...

Stumble in the Jungle was the best comment.

Anonymous said...

I take it that they didn't have dinner at Galatorie's.

Anonymous said...

defiantly a heavyweight division fight.......

Anonymous said...

I like how the person posting is the self-ascribed "CityGIRL", username "@_GRLnah", who is somehow able to cast judgment on "these country hoes" in the video. I highly doubt that she is as refined as we are led to believe.

Anonymous said...

The “slow motion” punching can be attributed to the lack of muscle attempting to move the excessive body fat in their arms. When you’re diabetic and morbidly obese, you wear out pretty quickly, which leads to the slow motion fighting. Surprised one of them didn’t have a coronary.

Anonymous said...

They seem nice.

Anonymous said...

Hey Bloomberg,

Why don't you run on down to NOLA and talk about "Behavior Reform"
among Dim-O-krat voters, then you wouldn't need Prison Reform!!!!

Of course knowing that you won't have to be exposed to this type of voters doesn't concern you or your other Dim-O-Krat candidates since you live in your gated communities with private security.

While you're visiting with the idiot mayor of Jackson Chokeway, ask him about the crime statistics and see how it relates to Prison Reform.

Anonymous said...

Every year at Thanksgiving this is normal. They had the mass shooting on Canal that same night with cops standing right there. NOLA needs to stop the Alcorn v Southern Bayou Classic game. I’ve been to NOLA at Thanksgiving. Don’t do it. NOLA.com posted today that the Bayou Classic was important to the city. LOL

Kingfish said...

He won't even give the crime stats to the US Attorney's office.

Anonymous said...

New Orleans on Thanksgiving weekend is Chocolate City. You have to go into a bar with a cover charge to get away from it.

Big-D said...

GoodLawd i would hate to be rolling around on any street in NO,I can hear them when all the fighting stops,,,i smell shit an Pookey she smell like piss.

Anonymous said...

I smell ass.

Anonymous said...

@ Big-D, that sludge in the streets of NOLA is what they call "Da Gravy".

Anonymous said...

You know it's a chick fight when the fighters all look like chickens!!


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