Jackson Jambalaya

Madison is safe once again! And just in time for a gentle drive on our smooth roads to Mama Hamil's! Suck on it Jackson haters!

He seems nice.

just a good ole boy

yea, let's legalize drugs. that'll help

1000 yard stare-

This guy looks like he's thinking: "Que pasa, man. How's your pasa?"

I AM the one who knocks!

What a waste of a great head of hair.

There should be a state law that requires each and every criminal to pay for all their medical and incarceration costs. I wonder what this scum is costing taxpayers.

Anyone know how many skeeter bites he got last night? If he gets West Nile, is Madison responsible for his medical bills?

This type person has given the human race a bad name. Now, if any of you have employed someone like this you pretty much understand where I stand. They give nothing back to society. At this point he is pretty much done with his life. These people are miserable, they hate what prosperous people have and have only a desire to take what you have to fuel their miserable drug addicted life. I can’t tell y’all how many people like this I’ve had to terminate. We need to clean up our society and a real good way would be to send THEM across the border and let some other country deal with them. While you and I are out working to have a better life shit like this is roaming around stealing from hard working people. What a total complete waste of good oxygen.

Legal weed ain't gonna fix what's wrong with this guy.

3:29, Some of the finest people I know are in 12-step recovery from alcohol & drug problems. Unless/until that happens, they aren't very trustworthy. I'm sure it isn't personal to the people who stole from you - if possible, try not to take it that way.

Maybe a staff meeting at the local PD will study why this guy was able to lay there, undetected, for 23 hours, not two hundred yards from the site of the roll-over. Oh, and the PD said he was long gone from the area. This may seem comical, but could have resulted in the deaths of local citizens.

@5:57 PM - maybe you should be a patrol sergeant. You seem to know it all about law enforcement. You would probably wet yourself.

You have no idea what the police know!! Put on your BigBoy pants do their job. Idiot!!

I noticing a pattern here. Very similar to the guy that stole the prison work van.

I can't determine if he looks more like Festus or Ernest T. Bass.

6:42 - Doesn't take a 'patrol sergeant' to realize it was a large mistake to tell Madison residents he was no longer in the area.

"You have no idea what the police know"...

Right. That's some strategerie right there! Send out a report that the guy is no longer in the area. When he hears the report, he'll make a mistake and stand up and start walking around and they can throw a net over him.

Meanwhile, all the locals will feel safe and get back out in the yard to tend to their petunias and BBQ grills and they won't be ridin' around rubber-neckin', gettin' in the way and stuff.

Textbook brilliance.

31 years as a criminal lawyer here ... ready to hear his defense? very simple.......im a meth and/ or heroin addict!!!!!!!! i steal to get money to buy drugs to feed my "disease". that's what you will hear. its no defense at all , but it proves one thing for sure. that is that everyday junkies and as dangerous as any hardened criminal . junkies should be put in a concentration camp.

9:19 - Did you really mean to refer to yourself as a 'criminal lawyer'. I would have used the term criminal defense attorney, but you know yourself better than I.

What 9:19 means by "criminal lawyer" is that they illegally practice law without a license (on Facebook).

The punctuation usually gives them away. The crazies love exclamation points. We can also see from this sample that 9:19 belongs to the subset of crazies known as the "tin foil hat talk radio crowd," who have a deep and abiding hatred of any required capitalization (on account of its being a type of overregulation).

to 11:58... make fun of typing skills all you want. 9:19 is right when it comes to junkies.

to the wise ass at 11:58,,,,, tell us more about the 'tin foil hat crowd" ...this i got to hear

I like french fried taters....mmmm mmmm....

While the police publicly told everyone via Facebook that the suspect was probably no longer in the area about 2 hours after the crash, at about 2:30 that afternoon (several hours later) the same police were searching the backyards of Cross Creek subdivision right behind the wooded area he hid in. I guess the city didn’t want it to appear that Madison is a dangerous place to live so they brushed it off.

Imagine a crazed meth-head armed with a knife running into the barber shop, the dental office or the nearby Kroger! Or even the gas station or Walgreens. But..relax, he ain't 'round here no more. 24 hours later...guess what. He's still right there.