Monday, August 19, 2019

Too Funny

And now, ladies and gentlemen, straight from the pothole, Rita Brent:


35 comments:

Stuff About ZeroBear PolyBear said...

Sing it out Sister!

Anonymous said...

She’s not funny. She’s not talented.

Her politics are divisive.

Will never buy a Honda because they use her to advertise.

Anonymous said...

KF, if you thought this was "too funny" then you need to get your humor meter checked. Kinda cute, maybe - but didn't even cause a smile much less any laughter here.

Anonymous said...

Two giant thumps up!!

Anonymous said...

Well done. Thank you.

Anonymous said...

She needs to do a duet with the "Holes in the Road!" guy. You know, take it to the next level.

Anonymous said...

Congrats, made me smile for the first time in a while!

Collins Ms.

Anonymous said...

The attention starved miserable asses @ 8:22 & @ 8:25 make their same miserable appearance.

Anonymous said...

Good voice. Move over Aretha and Whitney!

Anonymous said...

There's been a mixup. I clicked on the link and found no comedy. Please upload correct video

Anonymous said...

Well, you can tell who the white people in the comments are.

Anonymous said...

11:07, they aren’t necessarily white as I am. They are better known as someone stern, strict, up tight, or humorless in manner. They have a Stick Up Their Ass!

Anonymous said...

This is great. She is actually quite talented. Able to se the humor is a crappy situation In Jackson. To the ones knocking her get a grip you have never heard of humor. Keep it up.

White guy from Madison

Anonymous said...

She's doing such a good job of flattening out those notes, maybe she can flatten the bumpy roads she scorns in this cacophony of gibberish.

Anonymous said...

Video not too bad...her attempt at comedy for the Honda dealership is pretty sad.

Anonymous said...

Mississippi should be well beyond any humor about it's roads and bridges catastrophe. Trying to find "humor" in it just shows the immaturity of it's people.....nothing against KF, but Mississippi is in trouble, and no one is really allowed to talk about it.

Anonymous said...

@ 8:22
I'm betting the Honda dealership is better off without your whiney little a$$ buying a car from them. I can't imagine what you would complain to them about during the warranty phase. Also, that must be baby Chokwe at 8:25 closing she isn't talented bc she is singing about how crappy his roads are. Belhaven resident here. No need to bash kenniff stokes here as I was informed last week at BLBN that he can't read or write.

Anonymous said...

To those with no sense of levity...it must be exhausting carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders. Thanks for all you do for all of us who can't comprehend the seriousness of life.

Anonymous said...

... nothing against KF, but Mississippi is in trouble, and no one is really allowed to talk about it.

No one is really allowed to talk about it? That is a false.

Anonymous said...

11:07, please tell us how you can tell who the white commenters are.

Anonymous said...

August 19, 2019 at 8:58 PM here.
I'm white.

Madison, MS

Louis LeFleur said...

Didn't know Rita could sing too, and pretty well at that. I don't find her humor particularly funny in most cases, but then I'm not her target audience. Sarcasm of the song is pretty good. Looks like the video was shot on Mill Street by the tracks. Last time I took that route to bypass a parade a couple of years ago, I would have rated it as one of the worst streets in Jackson. All but impassable. More gravel and debris than pavement.

Anonymous said...

All y'all racists that don't think this is the funniest video around. I was rolling on the floor laffin' my butt off!!! Man I wish there was a shorter way to type that. Like an acronym or somethin. Oh well.

Anonymous said...

Enjoyed video!

One suggestion for Brent (and also many famous vocal artists), make sure the word 'you' is clearly enunciated so that it doesn't sound like 'chew'.

WF60+

Anonymous said...

She can't hold a candle to:

HOLES IN THE ROAD ! HOLES IN THE ROAD !

GOT TO GET IT FIXED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

We should embrace it. Set up tourist attractions around the pot holes. Jackson Mississippi "The pot hole capitol of the world"

Anonymous said...

Sorry, but I am a white male and am a racist and I thought it was good and indeed, funny.

Well done.

Kingfish said...

The creation of a pothole subculture in jackson. Who knew? :-)

Anonymous said...

That was funny. "Wax my axle baby."

Messick said...

I'm no talent judge, it's okay. You can no longer get a manual transmission on every trim level of the Accord.

Of other local import; how much more ink will Gannett spill over a routine immigration law enforcement procedure at a chicken processing plant?

Anonymous said...

Doesn't matter if it's funny or not, it's a giant waist of resources. Imagine the time and money it took to 'get it right'.

Will never produce 2cents... no market. A shame.

Anonymous said...

Betcha you could sell tickets for a Jackson pothole tour -- all you need is a party bus, some booze, this talented young lady and the "holes in the road" guy, and you have all the ingredients for an entertaining evening. Just remember the spill-proof cups and motion sickness bags!

You're welcome!

Anonymous said...

@10:17, you know what's a giant "waist" of resources?

Anonymous said...

So what's up with all of the references to Honda? I don't get it?

Anonymous said...

I used to tell my business associates that we have to overcome a Rock in the Road.....but with the way things are going with the rap and all and the conditions of our roads, I would have loved to get my wife’s cousin, Mark Gray, who has passed and was an accomplished song writer/entertainer to write a newer version of his 1980’s song “Rock in the Road” . But, sadly, we have to put up with gyrating, non-instrumental, no talent and dumb as Door back up dancers

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