Monday, August 26, 2019

Dispatch From Pelahatchie (Payday Edition)

Just got a couple of hot tips that the U.S. Department of Labor folks walked into Pelahatchie City Hall this morning. Stay tuned.

Update (12:15 PM): The Mayor got into it with the Chief of Police:




And the Mayor finally fires back:

38 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ha! The Feds have a funny way of motivating folks. I'm willing to be those paychecks get signed real quick-like!

Anonymous said...

Ruh-roh...betcha there are a few asses puckered...

Anonymous said...

I bet Ryshonda isn't there this morning. She stay in Jackson on the weekends.

Anonymous said...

I wonder if the mayor's attorney will tell her it's ok to sign the checks.

Anonymous said...

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. What really pisses me off about this is that the feds are wasting time with this bullshit instead of working real cases.

Anonymous said...

Her personal atty is just trying to get one person to slip up so he can cry foul. He states on FB he has proof the board paid their atty for the State Auditor debacle out of town funds and without seeking Ryshonda's approval, and this is in retaliation of that. Per Bellinder "when it came time to sign the check for the illegal payment to their private lawyers to defend against the state auditors lawsuit, the board had no problem signing. But now, were worried about whose job it is". Bellinder said last night he has a copy of the check.

Anonymous said...

Glad to know he has a copy of the check but we know for sure he has not been paid. Hence hence Go Fund Me. What is his personal stake in this other than being a personal friend of BoBo and possibly having a new baby coming not by his wife. It’s crazy he and Ryshonda were crying that everyone was taking her duties now all of a sudden she’s refusing to sign checks and wants to put it on the board. No you do it. You have cried for two years and it shows that you have ran this town like you run your personals. Shabby. If you have a copy of the check Ryshonda gave it to you Bellinder you are a very unprofessional attorney social media troll. Truth is Ryshondas high risk bond was compromised and ending like next week and they found she yes Ryshonda had been moving funds by having things miscoded purposely. Can’t put on new clerk like you always do because she is new and only does what you tell her. All this is a blessing because it exposes Jezebel for who she is and her agenda. Ask Ryshonda why ALL the bills are delinquent she just declined to sign 2 weeks ago the bills are months behind PERs, Southern pine, Fuelman, Post office etc. Did she use some cash to FINALLY pay Bellinder. Tip for Bellinder, maybe you should try to bribe Ryshonda with some naked Photos. That will be the only way you get paid

Anonymous said...

12:12 seems to know some stuff.....

Anonymous said...

"Aldermens"

Anonymous said...

Get your popcorn ready for tonight's meeting, Kingfish.

Anonymous said...

She needs to be remove, she an embarrassment to the town and the county (which is saying alot). I hope the board is successful in appointing a temporary mayor or setting a special election.

Anonymous said...

Per WLBT, the board has called a special meeting tonight to try to remove the dishonorable mayor based on her false residency claims...kingfish, you attending? I'll bring the popcorn, we can share.

Anonymous said...

In a nutshell, why won't she sign payroll checks?

Anonymous said...

Darn it 1:12! You stolted my line.

Anonymous said...

12:43 - maybe they know some stuff, but maybe they have an axe to grind. The town needs to be taken over by a special master, a complete audit done, all of the bills need to be paid, and then its charter needs to be dissolved and Pelahatchie should be absorbed by the county. Its the best for all involved...

Anonymous said...

Good grief... the BOMBSHELL check is dated July 2, 2019, for services in June, and only has one signature like most checks for that same period since the mayor’s attorney told her not to sign. Was a second signature executed? Aren’t these expenses approved in board meetings? Wouldn’t counsel advise them not to sign if this payment was illegal as Bellinder stated?

I thought her personal fraud and inability to communicate professionally were her biggest embarrassments, but it may actually be her attorney!!

Anonymous said...

At least it wasn’t aldermenses...we should all be ashamses

Unknown said...

12:12...It drives me CRAZY that it has become acceptable to no longer use verbs

coffee and cornbread said...

I know we are all supposed to be adults here but...come on. the guy's name is Bellinder. He's really acting like one.

Anonymous said...

Is tonight's meeting general admission? How early should we get there to get a seat for the show? I wish this was on pay per view and we could solve all of Pelahatchie's financial problems... :)

Anonymous said...

Her attorney Thomas Bellinder was groomed by Special investigator James BoBo to represent her. BoBo is with the AGs office and used to work for Pearl Ms he had the biggest vendetta against Pelahatchie. He helped Ryshonda once she got in office she throws around the name James BoBo a lot. She says she’s not signing due to misappropriation but that was a thing of the past. Funny how she signed up until this point with no problem. She only stopped after her bond came into question and the board found out she was illegally transferring money. So her excuse has been to lay it on the board lol

Anonymous said...

It just occurred to me that, come Thursday, January 2, 2020, Jim Bobo is not likely to have a job. And that's a good thing.

Anonymous said...

324..Bobo is not an investigator. He is an attorney.

Anonymous said...

At 3:24... thanks for filling in the blanks. I didn’t understand Bobo’s involvement and have often wondered how this inept mayor comfortably found her way to the state auditor’s office in the first place. Too bad her attorney didn’t properly advise her from the beginning. She could have looked like an angel if she’d been properly advised... but her multiple missteps, thirst for family revenge, attempts to change focus (locks, string incident, etc.), and personal court drama have her looking like an incompetent, bitter _____.

Anonymous said...

Tonight’s meeting has been canceled.

For anyone who wants to know the truth-

Three people are authorized to sign checks. Margie, mayor and city clerk. There is no clerk currently and Margie signed them. Mayor has been told by her private counsel not to sign 1) bc of her bond and 2) bc it will essentially disqualify her lawsuit against the board about who has power to sign checks. The board has gone to the bank to add additional aldermen to the account but the bank wants an audit. And no auditors will touch it with a ten foot pole bc of the OSA stuff.

Also, State Auditor, Shad White- has confirmed that his investigation is over and his report has been published. She’s lying to people.

Anonymous said...

Just posted by Pelahatchie News - Tonight's special meeting has been canceled.

Anonymous said...

Jim Bobo is a complete failure as an attorney!!!!

Kingfish said...

Meeting was cancelled.

Anonymous said...

Her “release” on her Facebook page was obviously written by someone else. (It’s clearly not her level of communication.) If she were so concerned about the citizens, the town would not have experienced the recent humiliation(s).

Does she really believe that anyone, besides her few supporters who continue to post inaccurate statements, will think she’s genuine or that she’s capable and competent? Yesterday, she was stripped of all power... tonight, she’s saving the town upon a declared deadline. I sense she’s realizing she has effed it all up!!

Anonymous said...

BoBo is a Attorney but he’s a special investigator with the AGs office

Anonymous said...

Go online and check out “without board approval, Pearl sues over drug bust” this will explain a whole lot. This took place when James BoBo was City Attorney for pearl and by the time Ryshonda became mayor he was a special investigator assigned to the state auditors dept. Hood , Bryant, Pickering and white are all aware of what BoBo is doing but unfortunately they will not pull his chain

Anonymous said...

The first one of you who gets to my house with a bucket of buttered picture-show popcorn gets a crisp 100 dollar bill!

Anonymous said...

Sadly this is what happens when two differing cultures are forced matched. It's the same as trying to force like poles of a magnet together.Never happen! Neither side has any understanding of the other and doesn't care to.

Anonymous said...

what is Bobo's problem with Pelahatchie. that doesnt seem reasonable.

Anonymous said...

8/27 @ 9:32:

Here's the answer to your question, although your punctuation fell short.

Bobo is a vindictive piece of shit with a major temper tantrum problem. Three years ago, Bobo decided on his own to file a lawsuit on behalf of his then-client, City of Pearl, against multiple law enforcement agencies and political subdivisions, with Pelahatchie at the head of his shit list, over a drug interdiction that started on I-20 near Pelahatchie and terminated inside the corporate boundaries of Pearl. Bobo got pissed because he thought Pearl was entitled to a large swath of the cash gravy seized from the interdicted vehicle. The other agencies, and especially Pelahatchie, rightfully told clown boy to shove off since the Pearl po po added nothing to the interdiction, showing up at the last minute in "me, too" fashion. The Pearl Board of Aldermen find out that Bobo filed his suit without Board authorization and were powerfully embarrassed. When Brad Rogers got beat for mayor, Bobo's ass exited stage left. He has had a hard-on for Snatchie ever since.

Anonymous said...

Aug. 27, 6:08

Can you expound more on your statements? They are not very clear, and I do not want guess at what you mean.

Anonymous said...

Bobo and Ryshonda..

What a f--k up !

Anonymous said...

@ 11:02, my guess is he meant cultures that understand the difference between misappropriation and embezzlement... a noose and twine... a vendetta and a servant’s heart... the laws of the State of MS and your attorney’s advice... a completed State Audit and a personal investigation... a loan from a friend and a stolen credit card... and most importantly, doing what is right for a town and acting like a brat.


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