Saturday, August 31, 2019

It's Gameday!

Today is pretty much warm-up day in the SEC although there are a couple of good games.  Consider this post an open thread about SEC football today.  Meanwhile, the folks at SEC Shorts produced a visit from the SEC Fairy Godmother:




9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Gosh almighty

Anonymous said...

Recapcha has lost its mind. But it did ask me to identify a parking meter and I had to chuckle at that.

Anonymous said...

After 16 fire hydrants, 32 buses, 24 cars, 19 crosswalks, 56 traffic lights, 18 sets of stairs.....I am finally able to make a comment. But, since this comment is centered on the jackassery of our public education system allowing so called “scholars” to get full rides at universities by not going to classes, I will say this...................



We sold our souls to athletics and our kids, grandchildren and great grandchildren are paying the price. But that’s ok........we have our entertainment with people who can’t read at 3rd grade level or add at 2nd grade level....but dddaaaaayyyyuuuummmm...them Boyz can run and bounce a ball can’t they? I rest my case. I really doubt if this will be posted. It’s not racist....it’s the truth.

Now, our current administration has the task of straightening up a mess that has been ignored for 50 years. We ( not me) y’all the kids you need to go to college to be somebody. Bull$&*t. I’m paying guys in their early 20’s almost $80k a year in the , yes... blue collar trades, and y’all still think you need Hispanic labor. Well, maybe ya do. But if you got your shit together and made a difference in young people’s lives and steered them from liberal, socialist communist way of thinking we would ALL benefit. The Indian nomads that come across the borders have been drifting north and south for thousands of years. They don’t understand borders. But let’s keep sending our kids to college and leave a vacuum that can never be filled in 3 generations to fill the labor void. How many of you adults made $80k a year I. Your twenties? Or did you think it couldn’t be done? Not all kids need to go to college. PLAY BALL!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Wow

Anonymous said...

Miss State beat Louisiana and Ole Miss lost. Everything is right with the world. Why you gotta come on here with that dribble?

Anonymous said...

What robot in his right mind would want to post on this board? It’s not like JJ is processing credit cards or handling nuclear secrets. Recapcha is the devil.

Anonymous said...

This is the best SEC Short since last season's "mid year grade report."

Why can't just type in a computer generated word and get away from recapcha?
I know KF has to avoid spammers, but recaptcha is awful.

Kingfish said...

I have nothing to do w recapcha. That is all on Google.

If I don't use it thought, there will be all kinds of trash to remove. The bots are pretty bad. Then there is good ole racist, vulgar, and slanderous comments. Every time it's been turned off, it was turned back on within a day.

Anonymous said...

It is going to be a rough year for Ole Miss and State judging this weekend's performances. I hope the old adage holds true that a team improves significantly between weeks one or two. Otherwise, there will be some sad people around these parts for football season.

KF, how long did it take you to close your mouth from its slack-jawed position while watching the LSU offense? Never saw the day I would see the team make such a drastic change offensively. Your guys looked a little shaky on the RB front.

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