Thursday, November 1, 2018

The Killer is Coming to Town

Jerry Lee Lewis is coming to town to perform at a fundraiser for a Hinds County Sheriff candidate:





17 comments:

Anonymous said...

The part about minors needing a parent is rich. If they weren't escorted he may marry them!

Anonymous said...

Can't get excited about an octogenarian milking past glory from long, long ago. No thanks.

Anonymous said...

I thought he was dead.

Anonymous said...

If there's any word I associated with Jerry Lee, it's "law-abiding."

Anonymous said...

to 9:54... wow , your a vicious mother arnt you? wait till you are an octogenarian and we will see how much you can get paid for what ever it is that you do, besides talk trash.

Anonymous said...

This is the same hill-billy who married his 13-year old cousin when he was 25. Creep.

Burke said...

I'm with 11:28. The Killer is a god, however diminished. Not that I will go to hear him; I don't want to diminish my memories.

Give me that good old rock and roll.

Anonymous said...

He was awesome two years ago in London. Still, the inevitable occurs for us all. I'll still go if I can. I saw B.B. King's last, sad show at Thalia Mara a few years ago. I had seen him in his prime but it was my daughter's only chance to see a Mississippi legend doing what he's famous for.

Anonymous said...

Jerry Lee could bring Elvis with him but it ain’t getting Spooner elected....

Guard Shack.. said...

I, too, saw B.B. I also saw George in his last appearance in Mississippi, Dixie National. And Merle, at Philadelphia. I'll want to see Jerry Lee too.

But, seriously, with all this talk about Spooner, who the hell is he? Where's his photo? Why won't Kingfish dig up his bio and something about him instead of simply being deluged for a year by some idiot who posts "Spooner for sheriff"?

I know there's a guy named Spooner who works as a night-watchman, but I wan't say where. He is missing a lot of teeth. Surely that guy is not running for sheriff. Or maybe he should.

Anonymous said...

Goodness Gracious Great Balls of Fire!
Nothing could be much worse than what is there now.

Anonymous said...

WOW Spoonut is using Tyrone's playbook when T brought in Dan Aykroyd... whats next a SO car with flames on it! Mason needs to bring in Beyoncé... that would secure another 4!!!

Anonymous said...

Spooner is wasting his time. He could not get elected as anything in Hinds County or any other county for that matter.

Anonymous said...

What with the negative comments re Mr. Spooner. I don't know him but have read up on him a bit. Seems like a decent guy and family. Lots of jealousy out there. Maybe he should have been black.

Anonymous said...

Pretty pathetic, looks like some Victors folks on here. As much as you try to demean Spooner, HE WILL BE YOUR NEXT HINDS COUNTY SHERIFF.

The gig is up with the, only a black man's going to win, the community is sick of being lied too.
Victors going to be convicted in his sex cases, the county will write 3-4 large Checks and Victor will blame his bad health, why he won't run again..

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Anonymous said...

Anybody see Barnes or Matory out there?

Does it smell like ass in here to anybody?

Plenty of reputable, business minded, well off, community leading, well liked, educated, black people such as myself won’t elect Victor mason or anybody like him again period. Now that we’ve had two different black sheriffs we’ve realized we didn’t have it so bad after all. The white guys treated us better than our own.

You crazy white folks are the ones who gave us lewis and mason, and you can have them back. Not saying it’s gonna be Spooner, but you white folks had better get engaged with us that know what’s up, or you’re gonna be left in the cold.

Not saying he didn’t have any room for improvement, but he was light years ahead of what we have now. We want another Mcmillon type sheriff, that means a straight shooting says what he means and means what he says type, and yea we’ll take a white guy with a track record over a black guy saying vote for me because i’m black any day of the week. We are sick of those types of leaders, they are what is killing Jackson

Anonymous said...

Kind of funny. You can look at how much money Victor has to run on at this stage of the game and clearly see there is no, as in NONE, noda, zero, zilch support for him, period. He will not be going back in.

Spooner, you are drawing a few haters out pretty early on. Means you are getting plenty of traction, you haters look out, no one else has a ground game any where near as good as Spooner has, none of his opponents have his experience working successfully at the SO, none of them have experience defending America as a United States Marine, none of them have any way of raising the money he can to run a campaign, do I need to keep going...

Unless God decides to sprout a volcano in the middle of Jackson, Spooner is your next Sheriff because he will out work anyone else that thinks they want the job. They just won’t be able to close the deal

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