Monday, November 12, 2018

Classy.

A pair of Clarksdale parents allegedly beat members of the Clarksdale High School band after their son learned he would not play in Friday night's performance.  Fox 13 (Memphis) reported:



Don't think this is taught at band camp. 

18 comments:

Zoo is loose said...

Another reason to send you kids to private school

Anonymous said...

How can you have band practice without security? There should be at least armed security at all band events. Two or three armed officers at football practice. The national guard should be called out for graduation ceremonies and for the senior prom ...

Theca Jones said...

"Another reason to send YOUR kids to private school"

Oh, so they can get pills easier?

Mule Headed Farmer said...

Clarksdale is a sanctuary city for the thugs out of Memphis. The whole place is corrupt.

Anonymous said...

So its not the parents fault because there is the concern by one parent of the security measures [not] in place. Therefore, it's the school's fault for not having a security guard after hours at the band hall where this kid and his parents came and attacked the other students.

Looking for "justice" against the school for not protecting their children at band practice.

Anonymous said...

Are you just going to ignore the real CHS news today, Kingfish? Not talking about Clarksdale High School...

Anonymous said...

I was wondering the same thing @10:32...

Ghost of Rackie Cold said...

Take a quick look at the number shot and/or killed in Memphisto over the weekend. Those band parents will be among that number before the end of 2019.


On the other CHS subject: I look for Espy, in his opening remarks (if properly trained by his handlers), to look over at CHS and say, "I'm glad you decided to show up for a debate, even though this is not a public hanging."....

Or, to stick it in a bit further..."I'm glad you showed up to debate a black man, although this is not a public hanging."

Anonymous said...

To 10:32...The "real CHS news" to which you refer is a big nothing burger. Anyone with half a brain knows she wasn't referring to a lynching. Hanging was the official method of execution in Mississippi until 1940, and the hangings were carried out in the county where the crime occurred, not at the state penitentiary.

Anonymous said...

For all those band parents...


Take the last train to Clarksdale
I'll be waiting at the station
We'll have time for coffee-flavored kisses
And a bit of conversation
Oh, no, no, no
Oh, no, no, no

Anonymous said...

Man last time I went to Clarksdale I got extremely inebriated and stumbled out of the bar at closing time to gunshots, police lights/sirens, and people yelling and hollering dancing in the streets. I sobered up real quick and got the hell out of there. It was a very surreal feeling like I was in a different country. Pound for pound it makes Jackson look tame.

Anonymous said...

Idiot parents wouldn't dream of pulling that s*** at a football or basketball practice.

We have reached critical mass in this country where the idiots far outnumber the sensible.

Anonymous said...

Clarksdale is so rough that the private school is on its last legs. Most that can or will have left. The ones that stay tell themselves that everywhere has problems and Clarksdale will turn around.

Anonymous said...

11:55...what's your explanation of why Minnie Pearl would even make that statement? What the hell was the context? How could she imagine that it would fit in with an endorsement? What planet is she from? It very well could cost her this election.

It's certainly not a 'nothing burger', whatever the hell that is. you obviously have not seen the chatter on blogs and Twitter by the thousands. Nothing burger your country ass!

Anonymous said...

Theca Jonesie: What the hell does this even mean?

heca Jones said...

"Another reason to send YOUR kids to private school"

Oh, so they can get pills easier?

A single parent does not bust up in a private school to assault a teacher, another parent or children. This only happens in the public schools. But, I'll await your response that 'this shit happens everywhere'....

Anonymous said...

Who told the student he could not play in the band? The band director? Or some group of thugs who act as if they control band membership? Any hazing going on? Several unanswered questions. Got to be more to this story.

Anonymous said...

If you can't join 'em, beat 'em.

Anonymous said...

@8:36 AM - you won the internet yesterday.

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