Jackson Jambalaya

Its like a 3rd world country over there.

CLOSE.THE.ZOO.

Next!

[Ring, ring. Ring, ring]

MusicMan Blaine: "Hello, this is Bob Blaine".

Mayor Yammeralot: "Bob, Antar here. Hear about the stray dogs getting into the zoo this morning?"

MusicMan Blaine: "Yes, I did. All that was lost was some goats and birds. No big deal."

Mayor Yammeralot: "Bob, I think we're going to need another full-blown study to deflect public attention away from our sloth-like movement relative to the zoo."

MusicMan Blaine: "No problem. How long do you want the study to take before completion?"

Mayor Yammeralot: "How about 9 months? I'll announce it today but don't start the study until 2019. That will give us basically another year to do absolutely nothing."

MusicMan Blaine: "Got it. 9-month study to commence in 3 months. What are the conclusions you want the study to reach?"

Mayor Yammeralot: "I'm not sure. Let's study that. But I do want to make sure the study conclusion throws in a bunch of happy platitudes about how we want to rebuild West Jackson."

MusicMan Blaine: "Okay, but what does that have to do with some dogs killing goats and birds at the zoo?"

Mayor Yammeralot: "Nothing at all but it will make for some good soundbites."

MusicMan Blaine: "Mayor, while I have you on the line there was another massive raw sewage discharge down the street from me the other night at Kimwood and Northside."

Mayor Yammeralot: "Hey Bob, I've got to go. Talk to Miller. He's got all that shit under control."

[Hangs up.]

Could have been a child. Let's see if the residents get up in arms about this as much as they do about moving the zoo

Close the Zoo. Send the animals to a safe zoo.
Close JPS.
Hire more trained cops.
Fix the streets
Fix the water system.

Didn't even realize there were still animals at the zoo to be killed.

It's a mercy killing!

These dogs appear to have a lead deficiency.

Wild dogs my ass. These are dogs that their owners refuse to keep penned up at night, so they run wild all over West Jackson. This is not the first time this has happened.

Thank, God, the mutts didn't kill Kenneth's parakeets.

When is enough ENOUGH!?! Save the animals
& Close the zoo!!

New targets for rocks and bottles

I take my kids to the zoo. Do I have to be worried about being attacked by feral dogs in addition to being robbed or worse?

Didn't basically the same thing happen about a year ago? Same exhibit too?

The zoo has gone to the dogs.

Could they maybe turn this into a positive and start a wild dog exhibit?

This is awful. I'm so sorry.

I wish there was an organized effort to close that awful place down. I would contribute my time and money to help make it happen. The whole thing is a dumpster fire especially for those poor animals.

Yet another reason not to move the zoo
See everybody Kenneth and the mayor know what they're doing

Yet another reason not to move the zoo
See everybody Kenneth and the mayor know what they're doing

Turn the hounds loose.

Not to worry. This is part of Chuck’s master plan. Stokes will argue the point with you since the zoo has no animals.

- Heard they were last seen around City Hall
- All The Sophisticated Dogs Are At Ole Ms
Or Heading To Prison ( Lo$T Dog$ )
- So that’s Why Club Fed is so Ni$e
————Dog Gone ————