Saturday, November 3, 2018

Carville Clashes with SEC

Corporal Cueball took a few shots at the SEC this morning but like all REMF's, ESPN apologized.


James Carville appeared on ESPN's College Gameday this morning and had a few things to say:


Ole Serpenthead said:

Tennessee’s best defensive player couldn’t play against Alabama because of the SEC, Missouri’s best defensive player couldn’t play against Alabama because the SEC kicked him out. A&M’s best defensive player couldn’t play against Alabama because he was taken out. And now, the best defensive player in the conference is not going to play the first half for nothing, he did nothing wrong.


The French words say "Kiss My Ass".



Buuuuuuut the SEC apologized to the SEC Commish:

“While appearing as a guest on ESPN College GameDay earlier today, James Carville offered his thoughts on SEC commissioner Greg Sankey. As we regularly demonstrate here on ESPN, diverse opinions are encouraged. However, these actions were over the top and we would like to apologize to commissioner Sankey for that.”

Carville was having none of it and responded to the response:

 ? and I see gutless ESPN cut in their show to bow down to the SEC. well I got documentary evidence they knew what they were gonna get on air but still can’t help but suck up to power. #GeauxTigers #speaktruthtopower #releasethetexts

14 comments:

dilligaf said...

Carville is the poster child for butt-hurt Democrats!

Anonymous said...

The same strategy he uses as a shill for the Demon Cratic party. Scream drivel and hope someone is stupid enough to listen

Anonymous said...

I don’t like democrats but I like carville. I’d vote for him over just about anybody we got.

Anonymous said...

So, 4:35 and 5:41, how many times have your strategies gotten a candidate elected president? Carville did it twice. Must know something about strategy and being persuasive!

Anonymous said...

Carville was Clinton's biggest defender against charges that Clinton had sexually harassed/assaulted numerous women. In particular talking about Paula Jones he said that you never know what you will find when you drag a one-hundred dollar bill through a trailer park. Paula Jones allegations dogged the Clinton presidency for years. Eventually Clinton paid Jones around $700,000 while he was president.

I guess Carville was wrong or lying.

Anonymous said...

I still remember Carville as a Whitehouse advisor publicly calling Bill Clinton's accusers "trailer trash". Imagine if the Trump Whitehouse used this language against Christine Ford? Plus ole Bill had multiple accusers of rape with far more credible and contemporaneous accusations than did Brett with one distant accusation of non-rape.

So why is ESPN even giving this clown the time of day?

Anonymous said...

And just have does Carville have to say this morning? (crickets, crickets.....)

Anonymous said...

He doesn't even rise to the exalted level of 'Pecker-Head' any more. Irrelevant.

Anonymous said...

I want to make the game safer for the players.
But, it's pretty obvious to someone without whose alma mater is not a football powerhouse that some players are bending down or pushing out to get some of these targeting and personal foul calls.

And, I wouldn't be surprised if coaches are helping players see how to take advantage of the new rules.

Anonymous said...

8:00 and 8:00 : so you admire a man who openly lies to you.
Do you pick your real estate agents, lawyers, etc. on the criteria that the better the liar the more attractive they are to you?

Anonymous said...

Score with Devin White out of the game:

Bama 16, LSU 0

Score with Devin White in the game:

Bama 13, LSU 0

Tua out ran White for a 44 yd TD.

Anonymous said...

When Coach Saban matches wits with Coach Zero, it is tantamount to hunting over a baited field. It should be illegal because it so cruel. Roll Tide.

Anonymous said...

Can someone please tell me why they want the band to play “neck”? Kingfish, what are all of those nice fans singing when they play it?

Anonymous said...

@8:06

The Tiger faithful (usually just the student section) sing, "Suck that tiger d*ck!"

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