Tuesday, November 20, 2018

Police Seek Man Who Dragged Girlfriend Down County Line Road

The Ridgeland Police Department issued the following statement.


Anonymous said...

Fry his bitch ass.

Anonymous said...

Ha, not in Ridgeland. This occurred in Jackson, as in NORTH EAST Jackson. You know, where the carjacking just occurred.

Stay south of the line, thugs!

Still love Jackson? Bwa, ha, ha. Lock and load.

You may want to write this down: "Denial is not a river in Egypt."

Anonymous said...

@1:59 Ha, it is in Ridgeland! The hotel is on the north side of county line.
Be silent and people will wonder if you are stupid, but then you type and remove all doubt.

But either way I love how people take such solace in the imaginary line dividing Jackson and Madison County. Sure criminals are more likely to get caught and prosecuted there but that wont matter if you are the one victimized. It only takes one time.

An outsider would look in and note that you live so close to a city you talk so poorly about. The imaginary line between you will not keep you safe.

Bashing Jackson to make yourself feel better. THAT sure looks like denial.

Madison Rulz said...

What's to big deal? Every time I have to go down County Line I go kicking and screaming.

Anonymous said...

@1:59. Learn your geography or how to read a map or read period. This happened on County Line Road which separates Hinds County and Madison County. This is clearly stated in the press release. Why do you think Ridgeland PD was on the scene if it happened in NE Jackson?

Anonymous said...

"...It was learned that they had engaged in an argument."

Who teaches these guys to fill out reports?

Anonymous said...

I know you can rehabilitate a lot of people but anyone who is this depraved can you really rehabilitate.

Anonymous said...

Just to add a little spice to the conversation, his last known address is listed as Florence...situated in “hang em high” Rankin County. So the only thing that Hinds County has to do with this is that he drove from Rankin thru Hinds to get to Madison. Where you gonna move now?

Anonymous said...

He dragged her across the line into Hinds County. Get over it, snowflakes.

Anonymous said...

2:29 - You spoke so eloquently of an imaginary line. I wonder if you think the difference between Ridgeland PD and Jackson PD is also imaginary. And you damned sure won't find a 'catch and release' program in Madison, The City. So, take your bullshit-equal-opportunity-crime theory somewhere else.

Anonymous said...

Damn, he knew which way to head if you want to drag a person over a bumpy road!

Anonymous said...

They would have us believe that County Line Road has an invisible demilitarized zone that runs down the center of the pavement separating one county from another. Makes you wonder whose really crazy in this situation, doesn’t it?

Madison Militia said...

It is a DMZ. Keep those carcasses and thugs on the south side of the line. That's why we are building "the wall."

Target, Marshalls, and other name-brand stores along the south side of the DMZ, err, E. County Line Road, will soon be moving north as the thugs try to encroach on civilization.

Lock and load. Take no prisoners.

Anonymous said...

There is NOT an imaginary line down the middle of that road. It's real.

Anonymous said...

@6:37 AM Exactly! But the three blind mice above don't get it. Some communities have railroad tracks; we have E. County Line Road. Stay on your side, riff raff.

Anonymous said...

@ November 20, 2018 at 2:29 PM, doesn't really matter anymore. Gene McGee has left quite a bit of Ridgeland become just as bad as Jackson. His priority is the Renaissance area, Bridgewater, and that area of Ridgeland. The rest he no longer cares how bad it gets.

Anonymous said...

@10:29 AM Yea, it's terrible up here. Stay where you are Jacktown residents. You wouldn't like it here, so stay put. Move along; nothing to see here.

Anonymous said...

10:29 is correct. About 15 years ago the slum line moved to i-55/north Ridgeland city limits. The Majority of Ridgeland is no better than Jackson. Ridgeland has always been a crappy town that rode on the coattails of Madison’s success.

Anonymous said...

@12:19 AM, correct, you wouldn't like it up here, so stay where you are. However, we will allow you to support our tax base by shopping in the Renaissance area, but don't overstay your visit. It's best for y'all to get home in Jacktown before dark, just like Charlton Heston in "The Omega Man."

Anonymous said...

No one deserves to be drug and run over. Good grief can't you people have any sympathy without the tired Jackson argument. I believe the City of Ridgeland and the City of Jackson have an agreement regarding County Line Road. Both patrol the area and both can issue tickets, cover accidents, ect. There is no area of the road that is more one than the other.

Do hope the victim recovers full health and not too much trauma from this madman. Also hope they catch him quickly. Happy Thanksgiving!

Anonymous said...

Guy from Rankin County commits crime in Madison County on a road that does not lead to Jackson. You still find a way to make this about Jackson. Typical.

I used to think the Republican Party had more than its fair share of terrible people who were too stupid to function. Then I visited this site...

Cynical Sam said...

County Line Road is the "main drag."

Anonymous said...

10:29 - If you think Ridgeland has turned to shit with McGee as mayor, just wait til he hangs it up and you people elect Gerald Steen.

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