Sunday, January 8, 2017
Welcome to Jackson
Kingfish note: JJ is more than happy to welcome the Madison Chamber of Commerce to Jackson. It's nice seeing the chamber going literally the extra mile to provide something nice to its members that is not available in its own city.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
Email address
kingfish1935@gmail.com
Support this site.
Mail donations to:
ATTN: Jackson Jambalaya
1220 E. Northside Dr., Ste 170, Box 189
Jackson, MS 39211
ATTN: Jackson Jambalaya
1220 E. Northside Dr., Ste 170, Box 189
Jackson, MS 39211
Marshall Ramsey
Clarion-Ledger
PACER: Southern Dist.
WAPT
Babylon Bee
Y'all Politics
The Rez News
And The Valley Shook
NMissCommentor
Calculated Risk
Recent Comments
Search Jackson Jambalaya
Most popular posts last week.
Subscribe to JJ's Youtube channel
Special Coverage
- ZeroBear PolyBear's Recipes
- Lamar Adams/Madison Timber Case
- The Gold Coast of Rankin County
- PERS Coverage
- Hinds County Coverage
- Frazier coverage
- JPS & Education
- Madison County coverage
- Heather Spencer Murder
- Steadivest fraud case
- Jackson interest-rate swaps/refinance of bonds
- Evans case
- Jackson Airport stuff
- Jackson EPA Emergency Order
- Jackson Water Crisis
Archives
-
▼
2017
(1438)
-
▼
January
(132)
- Out of control
- Gluckstadt files petition to incorporate (UPDATED ...
- D.A. recommended no bill for DJP secretary
- MID helping victims at FEMA Disaster Recovery Center
- Rankin SO seizes a bunch of weed & meth
- Fisher to head DPS
- Whither should the Arts Commission go?
- PERS ballots due in a week
- More Madison County madness?
- Sunday Morning Sermon
- Nutjob of the day
- Court approves divorce between West Rankin & Jackson
- Emmitt Till accuser admits she lied
- Bill Crawford: Time to scrutinize admissions
- Arrest warrant & default judgment revoked for Brune
- Ewwwwwwwwwww.
- Happy Birthday to KIM Waaaaaaaaaaaaaade
- No comment.
- Hood blasts Entergy over bill
- Bourbon Street Blues
- Gun dealer shot in home invasion
- You were warned about this....
- Senate passes Blue Lives Matter bill
- Human traffickers going to prison
- Rankin Sheriff gets the Voodoo
- Committee votes on "Rivers McGraw" bill today.
- Education for Trump
- The Taxman cometh
- Armed & dangerous
- Ike Brown's team loses
- Rick Cleveland: The game is a'changing
- JPD gets 'em.
- Fisher will run for re-election
- Bedwetter alert.
- The Dee is done
- MID sets up mobile disaster assistance center
- Teen accused of killing stepfather
- Special Needs scholly lottery on Jan. 31
- Feathering the retirement nests
- December 15 can't get here soon enough
- Downtown Jackson Partners reauthorized
- JJ readers: Don't tax the internet.
- Bedwetter alert!!!
- Gorman family speaks out on "training accident"
- It's Sunday morning
- Insurance Commish offers help to storm victims
- Why we can't have nice things, Part ____.
- Renaissance robber hit with more charges
- Bill Crawford: Ponder the Primaries
- Sheriff lawsuit updated to include more allegation...
- Speaking of busted....
- Busted!!!
- Hood defends his budget request
- Chief Neal speaks on Blessed Adams
- Graduation rates increase
- CAUGHT!!!
- Rematch!!!
- Sometimes you just have to let yourself go...
- We are getting a new Trademart
- Whining over wine
- JPD searching for lost child
- Rick Cleveland: The UConn Dynasty
- Hinds paid money to company that doesn't exist.
- Hood sues Google
- Public Record of the Day
- AG gets $26 million from Moody's
- Driver killed.
- Edbuild: Adjust MAEP to increase funding per student
- Gene is still lean & hungry for another term
- Remembering Peter Finney.
- Why we can't have nice things reason #___
- Jackson crime down nearly 20%
- R.I.P. Superfly
- The Return of the Sith?
- Social justice crusader or con artist?
- It's Sunday morning
- Walker walks away
- Bill Crawford: To Ponder or Ignore
- Here comes the lawsuit
- Milli & Yung's big day out
- This is not a joke
- Kelly Williams: Regulators gotta regulate
- Hood releases legislative agenda
- Get some LL Bean
- Meet Southside Dee
- Stupid crooks of the day
- Mississippi Baptist Health Systems continues to po...
- Carjackers sentenced
- House passes campaign finance reform
- JPD looking for MBMC carjacking suspects
- Hosemann stands up to DHS over election systems
- Rick Cleveland opines on undefeated Lady Bulldogs
- Ridgeland suffers Tomie Green's "blessing"
- Free!!!*
- The Wire meets Mississippi
- Parish bond set at $50,000
- Wrapping up the RSS trial
- Should Mississippi tax internet sales?
- Wanted: Southside Dee
- Treasurer Lynn Fitch Announces 4th Annual College ...
-
▼
January
(132)
The Kingfish's Favorite Posts
- Presenting the Mississippi State Capitol (Video)
- Editorial: The airport belongs to Jackson. Period.
- Kelly arrested for taking pics of Rose Cochran
- The Real Face of Mississippi Government
- PERS gets mo' money but funding level falls
- Majority black public school districts spend more, waste more, fail more
- Jackson's water bond failure: The REST of the story.
- Time to return fire on Banks
- Supervisor votes on projects next to land he owns
- Throwdown at the Levee Board
- Door shuts on another life
- Truth begins to come out in Irby case
- Judge orders interview of Irby
- Steadivest: Snakes or snake-bitten?
- Post-election thoughts
- Rest of the story about Crisler's shooting
- Jackson paying $4 million in fees
- Will Jackson end up like Birmingham
- Record-breaking fraud?
- FBI contacted MVT about Evans
- Heather Spencer police reports
- An open letter to John McCain
- Are your 401k's safe from Democrats?
- Democrats' Plans for Controlling the Media
- Who is Teresa Ghilarducci?
- Kingfish wins at Ethics Commission
- Tribe of Obama
- Berry V. Aetna (rankin County Cesspool)
- Incest in Dixie: Mississippi Legal Profession
- Jim Hood: Liar
- JFP Tax Problems? (See comments)
- The SafeCity Bill
- Isn't this called secession?
- A Black Governor in Mississippi?
- Time to grade Miles' exam
- Domestic Violence & Divorce in Mississippi
- Truthwatch, eh?
- What is Jackson Jambalaya?
- Election Night Thoughts
- Counter-Insurgency for Beginners
- Jazz for Beginngers
- Mayor Melton's Soljah
- A Leopard Can't Change His Spots, Can Jere Nash?
- Harborwalk Hoax?
- A Pox on All Your Houses
Local Media
- Y'all Politics
- WLBT
- West Jackson Facebook page
- WJTV
- The Northside Sun
- WAPT
- The Mississippi Link
- The Rez News
- Othor Cain
- Mississippi Magazine
- Jackson Free Press (Jackson, MS Alternative Weekly)
- Harborwalk Thread (Jackson's Latest Boondoggle)
- Darkhorse Press
- Clarion Ledger (Jackson, MS Gannett Newspaper)
- Clay Edwards Show
- Barksdale Today
- Supertalk Mississippi
Trollfest '09
Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.
Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).
Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.
Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".
In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.
In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.
Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.
Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).
Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.
Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".
In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.
In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.
Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.
Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
Trollfest '07
Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.
There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.
If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.
If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
36 comments:
Of course, it is in a gated community.
That is not as bizarre as it appears..where does Madison get its best residents?
Mama Hamil's must have been booked.
Why wouldn't Madison hold this event in the Battlefield Park facility?
Embarrassing. Madison has places that would accommodate this event. Someone at the Chamber should be taken to task over this.
Honestly, do you mean Madison has no venue to promote events like this? I just can't believe that. Reunion clubhouse? Or are they afraid someone will catch onto the "swinger parties" going on over there?
We welcome the Madison Chamber to Jackson. What's the problem with you naysayers?
One problem I can immdiately think of the old stray bullet scenario. This bad PR, embarrassing, and it will encourage Jacksonians to delude themselves into thinking that they are a destination city. I can't wait for the Jackson City council to hold a retreat at the Lake Caroline clubhouse. Quid pro quo, so to speak!!!
There's still time to change the venue. Now that KF has publicised it, there would be a parking lot full of sitting duck, over-leased, over-mileage, wanna-be faux luxury rides screaming for negative attention.
It only illustrates the nasty truth the Jackson haters can't admit. Madison, Ridgeland, Clinton, Pearl do nothing without sucking the blood from Jackson. Whether they like it or not they ARE Jackson and the rest of the world knows it. They want to act as if they are independently successful and "destination communities". Bullshit. Just destinations for Jackson residents whose roots remain here. Nobody outside central Mississippi considers them to be anything but fat ticks on the butt of a mangy dog called Jackson. For all the hate, guilt, and embarrassment Jackson inspires in these people, Jacktown is still their lifeblood.
This event has been held at JCC for a number years...while the chamber would like to host it in Madison, there are currently no venues capable of doing the job.
Will there be pineapples on the doors?
Everybody in Madison grew up in Jackson. What's the big deal
Should've charged $100 a head and they wouldn't have had to cross the county line for a cheaper venue.
must have been a slow news day
2:08, please expand. The Country Club of Jackson can host it but Reunion or Annandale can't? What am I missing?
Glad to see they're not salty over losing the golf tournament.
The PGA left Madison for the more elegant digs in Jackson.
Yawn. Most of the Madison County groups like this have events at CCJ. Y'all are acting like the event is being held downtown when the reality is they'll (we'll?) be no more than an easy 3-iron from the county line. Glad y'all are excited, though!
There is a beautiful new venue out on 22 between Canton and Livingston that would gladly have accommodated this event. This is a damned shame and Mary needs to explain. She might as well have held it in Natchez where she hangs out.
I wasn't aware the chamber was a government agency. It's a private group.
The PGA left Madison for a pitch and putt course.
Not really news.
This has been held at JCC for many years.
Was it an intended insult to call The Country Club of Jackson "Jackson Country Club"?
Yarber and Goree oughta greet and welcome them at the front door. That would be classic.
Was miss-calling the Country Club of Jackson "Jackson Country Club" an intentional snub, or just a Madison County country bumpkin faux pax? (No pun intended.)
The Madison venues mentioned above are not large enough. Nor is there a hotel in Madison with a large enough ballroom to host such events.
It is CCJ.
That Jackson is one of the few places other than casinos and the convention center in Biloxi that can accommodate really large events. It is not just a matter of square footage but also access to a large enough kitchen, nearby hotel space for events that are more than one day and meeting fire exit codes for numbers of people.
The Madison Chamber of Commerce may deserve derision if the number of invitations sent is a small enough number that one of the Madison venues could work. But, I doubt that.
This is one of the reasons some of you should reconsider your constant bashing and realize that there are issues you just don't know enough about to comment. This is one of the ways Madison's growth and financial success is dependent on Jackson's success.
You hurt all of Mississippi, including Madison when you bash our capitol city.
The world is more interdependent and complex than some of you seem to appreciate.
Madison County needs a conference center, but the government officials cannot get together to fund one, or agree on where it should be.
@1:58
For all the hate, guilt, and embarrassment Jackson inspires in these people, Jacktown is still their lifeblood.
Right on the nose - it was taken away from them and they would rather see it rot than prosper.
Nice to see that a few people get it. Madison, Ridgeland, Brandon, etc. you all need still very much Jackson to work, shop, eat, etc. Despite this, for some reason many of you relish in every issue facing Jackson.
If you do not have a place for your chamber of commerce to meet maybe it is time you decided if you really need a chamber of commerce.
Compare / contrast:
7:12 - informed, factual, logical.
11:56 - idiotic, know-nothing.
3:13
'God' of blogs?
9:04 ??????
WHERE DOES YOUR ALLEGIANCE LIE?? I GUESS YOU WILL PUT ANYTHING ON YOUR BLOG AND NEVER CARE WHO OR WHAT YOU TALK ABOUT!!!!
You will have to admit it is sort of funny. The city of Madison with all of it's grandness does not have a place for their Chamber Of Commerce to meet.
Post a Comment