Friday, January 20, 2017

Busted!!!

Never change, Bill, never change.




Poor Ivanka

36 comments:

Anonymous said...

So what he refused to look at Trump, whats the big deal?

Anonymous said...

I think the supposition is that he was watching some of the Trump females come in. And Hillary caught him gawking.

Anonymous said...

Voted republican by default, but if Trump had said those things about my wife, I would have wanted to sock him.

Anonymous said...


I think the sorry Bastard spotted a woman that he liked and the Bitch caught him. People like Bill Clinton don't change---some men can control that urge to cheat but Bill can't. I say if a man will cheat on his wife he will cheat on business partners and anyone else.

Anonymous said...

You have no idea what Bill Clinton was looking at. None.
I have to smile.I can't wait for reality to sink in on the Trumpanzees. You're about to get just what you paid for.The sad clown can't focus long enough to generate a coherent sentence out of those orange.
lips.
http://www.hubpolitic.com/donald-trumps-rambling-90-second-speech-stuns-english-speaking-world/

I guess you can crawl under your trailer and dig your guns up. Obama forgot to come get them didn't he. DAMN.. I guess he was too busy! Here's a list of what he accomplished with the GOP fighting him ever step of the way.
OBAMA’S LEGACY: NEARLY 450 ACCOMPLISHMENTS, WITH CITATIONS
http://pleasecutthecrap.com/obama-accomplishments/

Anonymous said...

Hell; If I was married to Cooked Hillary; I would be looking to for another ride!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Is it really cheating if you have a sham marriage to begin with?

Anonymous said...

As a side note, I hate when white people try to talk black like the voice we heard: "Oh no he did-unt". Sounds so stupid and completely destroys the phrase.

Anonymous said...

Quite a few people are looking the other way these days.

Anonymous said...

Her look is priceless.

Anonymous said...

To paraphrase an old song: "No sugar tonight in his coffee, no sugar tonight in his tea...[at least not from HC]"

Anonymous said...

They'll be divorced before the end of the year - they no longer need the appearance of normalcy and stability, and the CGI and Clinton Foundation no longer need the dream team to collect money and there is no more access or favors to sell. I suppose the only reason for them to stay married is spousal privilege.

Just wondering, if they do get divorced, does she still receive USSS protection?

Anonymous said...

Billy hasn't been getting his sugar at home for a long time. More than likely he will be gone on another trip on the Lolita Express.

-W said...

Hey 1:41 PM can you really call this an accomplishment?

http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2013/mar/22/tweets/federal-government-funding-study-duck-penises/

Anonymous said...

@1:41. You calling people who voted for Trump monkeys? That's racist.

Anonymous said...

Bill knows who will be running things the next four years. We will finally have a jewish president (de facto )in Jared Kusher and the first lady Ivanka! Take notes boys...

Kingfish said...

Main reason Clinton lost and Trump won: GDP stayed under 2% for Obama's term. Finally got up to three in the last quarter but that is what happened. If it stays consistently at 3, then the economy is rocking, things are happening, people are happy, and no changes are made.

Anonymous said...

The pitiful lame duck is gone.

Anonymous said...

Kingfish still efforting to backstop that Clinton win prediction.

Kingfish said...

I missed it. Have no problem saying it. Didn't realize Clinton had such a lousy ground game until I read that Politico article about Meechigan.

Still think Brazile burned the DNC by dumping $15 million on NOLA and Chicago instead of spending it where it was needed as well. Crooks gonna crook.

Anonymous said...

1:32. Hahaha. I agree. The p#%%¥ grabber is about to help himself and his friends to that Russian oil money!

Anonymous said...

Real story of the day - no prophylactic pardon for Hillary from Obama.

Anonymous said...

The real joke is going to be when we find out that Trump isn't a Republican!

Anonymous said...

Hillary lost because she was a crook. Plain and simple. Anyone with the slightest bit of morals could not vote for her. The hard core yellow dog democrats voted for her but she lost many democrats vote because of her schemes. No one I knew ever thought Hillary would win. We were glad when she won the democrats nomination. The democrats have only themselves to blame for Trump winning. He tried everything possible to lose but with Hillary as an opponent it just wasn't possible.

Anonymous said...

How many of you boneheads, who consistently vote against your own personal interests, have health care anxiety today?

Anonymous said...

Wow he gave up the droid will we get anymore tweets? ????

Anonymous said...

8:24, most voters knew all along that Trump isn't a republican. He isn't a politician. That is the main reason he is now president. People are tired of politicians.
Have you noticed our first lady? Looks good doesn't she. What a change.

Anonymous said...

@ 1:41: Hi Donna. Please click an ad.

Anonymous said...

Y'all really think Clinton at his age with his specific health problems can do more than " window shop" ? Read the insert that comes in the bad with your Viagra.

Anonymous said...

Thank goodness Trump is such a model of monogamous chivalry, though.

Anonymous said...

Guys I have tell you like my daddy told me when my horse broke her leg, "Baby it's your responsibility to do what's right."

Anonymous said...

Yes, President trump is already showing Bill the most important things on which to focus, all within the first 36 hrs. You go on Mr. POTUS; you the man!

Anonymous said...

Thank you 9:29. It is good to see people supporting our president.

Anonymous said...

Trump is the Honey Boo Boo of Presidents. He has the level of diction of a 2nd grader with a vocabulary of a few hundred words. He has no sense of decorum. He retaliates at those who do not go along with his viewpoints and games with childish tweets and threatens revenge. He is not presidential and does a discredit to the office. His campaign promises to drain the swamp etc were simply stated to fool the gullible masses.
In the end he will be revealed for what he is - an opportunist and prevaricator. Yeah, go ahead and look up that last one you degenerate crackers.

Anonymous said...

Sounds like we have some very sore losers.
I do realize most people have not ever seen a president, or any one else, that will stand up to people who are trying to destroy him and this country. For eight years we had a president who backed down from everyone. Obama had his backers to yell racist any time he needed them. We now have a president who does not need to turn to race baiters for help.
How do you know what his promises are when he has only been in office for a couple of days?

Who would you have rather won the election? Hillary the crook? She was for sale to the highest bidder. You will notice what is happening to her now that she doesn't have any power and not a chance of getting any power.

Why not give the man a chance? He can't possibly be any worse than what we had.

Anonymous said...

How long will people like Spicer be able to this with a straight face? I have been to several inaugurations, this one was a breeze to navigate, and the parade well theirs were more people marching in it than those watching it.

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