Tuesday, January 24, 2017

Bedwetter alert.

Coming soon to a Starbucks near you!!!




34 comments:

Anonymous said...

I JUST WANT SO MUCH MORE FOR YOU, RANDOM BLACK LADY I DON'T KNOW BUT ASSUME NEEDS GOVERNMENT ASSISTANCE! THAT'S HOW TOLERANT AND PROGRESSIVE I AM! I WANT THE GOVERNMENT TO TAKE CARE OF YOU BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY THAT'S WHAT YOU NEED BECAUSE YOU'RE BLACK AND WORK AT STARBUCKS!

Anonymous said...

So, at what point do we acknowledge that this is all contrived?

Anonymous said...

Does Donna Ladd have a daughter or sister?

This is the definition of crazy white lady.

Anonymous said...

Why in the hell would people stand there and listen to that? Not only is that bitch crazy but those who stand there listening to her are the same.

Anonymous said...

I think this is brilliant satire. There's just too much perfection here.

Anonymous said...

This person is obviously having a manic episode. Someone get her a lithium suppository.

Anonymous said...

I think this is cruel. It is fairly obvious that whoever transported her to the coffee shop from the home took this video. I assume that said caretaker is going to take this back to the home and laugh at it with her coworkers when they are on break. The caretaker probably withheld her meds in order to get her to act like that. Cruel and sad.

Anonymous said...

To the extent these emotional outbursts are real (as opposed to being staged to spread fake news), have you ever thought that some of these people may have mental disorders? In the that case, you really should reconsider posting so many of these videos.

Anonymous said...

This is what is passed around in alternate bubble....

Anonymous said...

The next stage is cat collecting.

Anonymous said...

Such a courageous warrior for the progressive cause! The look on the barista's face is priceless.

/s

Anonymous said...

As a centrist Democrat who voted for and supported Clinton, this is embarrassing. People like this woman and Donna Ladd are the reasons why Democrats are in the situation we're in right now.

Anonymous said...

Chafee
Lessig
O’Malley
Sanders
Webb


would have been a whole lot closer if these guys made it to the primary.

Anonymous said...

Hello, Whitfield....

Anonymous said...

Yesterday every candidate for DNC chair said if you are white your role is to shut up (clips still up on Drudge).

Obama's legacy of racial division and hostility will keep bone headed Republic in power for years.

Anonymous said...

Democrats chose who they wanted. They even cheated to make sure Hillary got the nominee. They got what they wanted and what they deserved. They can't blame anyone except themsleves

Anonymous said...

Extremely unattractive, heavy gal bad needed to be on TV.

Anonymous said...

Y'all been duped...Trump supporter, probably voted for him illegally.

Johnny Weir said...

Trump has been credited with getting thousands of FAT Chicks moving and walking. Michael Obama said she tried for 8 years to get women to exercise & the Donald in office for one day has done more than she could ever get done.

Anonymous said...

2;11pm, liberalism is a mental disorder.

Anonymous said...

3:14 --

As a centrist Democrat who voted for and supported Clinton, this is embarrassing. People like this woman and Donna Ladd are the reasons why Democrats are in the situation we're in right now.

If you voted for Hillary, you're a centrist SOCIALIST.

In fact, there are no "centrist Democrats."

You people want the government in charge of every possible aspect of human life. "Individual liberty" to you people applies to only three areas: abortion, gay marriage, and letting someone with a penis go to the same bathroom as little girls.

Forget it. The ship has sailed. You people are Marxists, and belong to the party of freaks, haters of white people, worshipers of Gaia, and sexual deviants. Own it.

Anonymous said...

I can't watch the bedwetter alerts any more for fear my viewing will add to the counter that these snowflakes will see and use to validate their existence

Anonymous said...

PUNKED!!!

Anonymous said...

Left or Right, a whole lotta dumb arses an this blog. I might be one in the mind of some, but these comments are way off the chart.
Hill ain't the devil, nor is Trump a savior or, as of the last five days, off to a good start as POTUS. It is a damn shame for all of us. I really hope his highness gets and stays on track for all of our American citizens. imho

Anonymous said...

I suspect this is a spoof but if not, something is obviously wrong with this woman. A guy I went to high school with is very much like this woman now. He had a stroke at 29 and it affected his frontal lobe. He cries over nothing and has rages and voted for Trump. He was a great guy before the stroke. It'd be mean to record him at his worst for my own agenda.
6:65 pm is just as bizarre as this woman. He actually believes Democrats want to control " every aspect of his life" but doesn't believe that insuring Viagra is covered is forcing but covering birth control is. He doesn't believe banning agencies from tweeting research information we paid for is government control. He doesn't believe taking people's property is government control for economic and commercial profit rather than for highways, bridges, electricity, power , etc. as it once was is controlling. He doesn't mind me being forced to allow guns into my business or my church or event. He doesn't believe the government has any responsibility to make sure our air isn't toxic or our air is breathable. And, God forbid, the government should protect us from epidemics.
Maybe he has some brain dysfunction as well.
The difference in a Democrat and Republican and a TP is how they want to control me and what they want to force on others.
As for me, I don't want children begging in the street like in India so I don't mind government making sure , however imperfectly, that doesn't happen. I also believe in meritocracy, efficiency, and fiscal responsibility. I believe those who make consumer products have a responsibility to make sure those products are not dangerous and do what they are advertised to do. I don't think you get to put people's live in danger for a profit. Deal with it. No amount of name calling and bullying is going to persuade me over to your point of view.




Anonymous said...

Even the folks at Fox, will not be able to support the Alternative Facts, and Media Shutdowns at the various government agencies.
Where are we living and who is in control?
Is it Bannon, Putin or is this really Trump?
How far will we let this go?

Anonymous said...

Less than 25% of the qualified voters in these United States have managed to elect a fool as the leader of the free world. Of course, the alternative was a thoroughly corrupt, manipulative, entitled, stump-legged bitch who would have been as bad, if not worse, than the fool now occupying the White House. But, make no mistake about it. He is a complete fool. And the country will suffer with his foolish, arrogant, impulsive, self-centered decisions.

Anonymous said...

diarrhea of the mouth and constipation of the brain

Anonymous said...

Please @8:00 AM, what is a "qualified voter"?

Anonymous said...

Quite a few unqualified voters voted for Hillary. Could be just another reason why she lost.

Anonymous said...

And just how is she different from the protesters at the inauguration?

Anonymous said...

8:00, less then 25% of the qualified voters voted for Trump and Hillary still could not come close to winning the election. Do the democrats have another dog they want to run next time?

Anonymous said...

At the rate he is going most of you guys will stay home in the next election.

Anonymous said...

Just from what he has done in the short time since he took over the office of president there will be an even larger turnout next election.
Maybe the democrats will have another hack they try to con the people into voting for. Hopefully they will try Hillary again. It was so much fun watching her stumble and stutter her way through the election only to get shot down again.



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