Monday, January 9, 2017

Wanted: Southside Dee

The Clinton Police Department issued the following statement:

Clinton, Miss. (January 9, 2017) Clinton Police are seeking the assistance from the public in the identification of the suspect in the January 2, 2017 armed robbery and aggravated assault of a 17 year old in Clinton. In the early morning hours of January 2, the victim set up a transaction through the internet, to sell a firearm to an individual known only as “Southside Dee”.

During the transaction, “Southside Dee” stole the gun from the victim, shot the victim in the abdomen and fled the scene with the firearm. Seventeen year old victim, is in stable condition at a local hospital. Charges are pending against the victim upon release from the hospital.

Clinton Police are asking anyone with information on the real identity of “Southside Dee” to contact CPD at (601) 924-5252 or Crimestoppers at (601) 355-TIPS.

Kingfish note: Consider Southside Dee to be armed and dangerous.  Here are some Facebook photos of Southside Dee:


Anonymous said...

Those handguns won't help him much against the assault rifles in every clinton patrol car.

Kingfish said...

There are no assault rifles in Clinton police cars.

Anonymous said...

Curious why you would announce that?

Anonymous said...

There is in Madison Kingfish..

Anonymous said...

So we're back to Kingfish now. Are you ever going to explain the Kingsnake thing?

Eastsider Slider ISO Southsider Lowrider.. said...

Less than a year ago funds were being raised to equip Clinton PD vehicles with what was commonly called 'an assault rifle' in order to equal the POPO up to the thugs in the community proper.

Southside is a chump, a pussy, a little boy with lowride britches announcing his booty available for bid. Bidding start at 75 American cents.

When Southside perform this talent he be known as 'Both Palms Down Flat On Trunk'.

Kingfish said...

AR15 s are not assault rifles.

Anonymous said...

Didn't think a 17 year old minor can sell a firearm ?

Whose gun was it? More to this story!

Anonymous said...

Thank you @7:42am

See this is why the ATF needs to be tracking all guns sales - because of idiots trying to sell guns to "Southside Dee"

Even though the dumb bastard was shot, his a$$ needs to go to jail too for trying to sell a gun to an unlicensed person.

We need to start holding these so-called private "sellers" accountable too for putting firearms in the hands of the wrong people!!

"Southside Dee" GTFOH!

Anonymous said...

3:42 Kingfish was referred to as Kingsnake in some of the RSS transcripts.

Anonymous said...

"Even though the dumb bastard was shot, his a$$ needs to go to jail too for trying to sell a gun to an unlicensed person"

Huh? You don't have to have a license to buy a firearm. Sure, minor to minor transactions aren't good, but I can buy a gun from anyone I want to with no license.

Also, assault rifle is a term, not a thing. The ignorance in some of these posts remind me of the absurdity of CA State Senator Kevin de Leon..."this is a ghost gun. It has a 30 round magazine, .30 caliber clip in half a second."

Eighty Round Auto Clip said...

Not sure if there are really that many ignorant posters or if half are pulling our legs. There is no such thing as an unlicensed buyer. Or a licensed buyer for that matter.

A cinder block can be an assault weapon if used in a certain manner. So could a barrel of feathers if applied to hot tar.

Nothing in the law restricts me from selling my gun to another person. And yes, it is not legal for a seventeen year old to sell a firearm. Reckon that's why the police said they are waiting for him to be leased from the hospital in order to charge him?

But, hell.....keep it real in Fondren!

Anonymous said...

@8:34, we'll give you a pass since you probably hadn't had your second cup of soy latte yet. It is illegal for a 17-year old to knowingly possess possess a handgun in Mississippi except in a handful of circumstances, none of which apply here. Whatever makes you believe that the subjects in this incident would follow your ATF gun sale tracking idea when the seller was already breaking an existing law?

Anonymous said...

So basically everyone is saying, please lets sell guns to Southside Dee - because he really needs a gun to commit crime and look like the dumb ass he truly is?

Anonymous said...

Nice clothes, Dee. He has someone with taste looking after him. They'll deny that he would do such a thing.

Anonymous said...

Not only will he have someone to deny he would do such a thing, he will have many Jackson citizens telling us he had a right to shoot the other person, he will have the JFP telling everyone he hit the other person with his shoes, and he will have the backing of law enforcement if anyone tries to stop the thug.

Anonymous said...

What is that on it's head in the last photo? Surely that's not it's hair/ fur?

Anonymous said...

Someone needs to pistol whip that little fucker and leave him crying in the corner.

He'll be in prison by 25 and dead before he's 40.

But he be def and fresh here now, yo, wif his gat. Dope de dope, werd.

Let me guess...he's also a rapper.

Anonymous said...

Can you believe the shit we put up with just living here. Like this assclown loser.

SMH.. said...

10:18 - Please give an example of someone who UNknowingly possesses a handgun. Thanks.......

Anonymous said...

4:50. you have to forgive 10:18. He is still impressed with the useless words each lawyer and politician adds to everything they have anything to do with. He will assure you the more words used the better it is.

Anonymous said...

Good grief, in the second photo he's got the pistol cocked and the safety thumbed down. This dumbass will end up blowing his own fool head off (if someone doesn't do it for him).

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