Jackson Jambalaya

This is funny. I love the humor. Their taxes sound great, but if I remember rightly, the state takes everything when you die. Even the paintings on the wall. They auction them. At least this is what they used to do.

that really is pretty funny and well done......but even funnier, is they probably really do have some type of dependence on the U.S., and even though I feel we have to have a presence in the world, I think we have gone too far, and alot of our allies are spoiled by it.....I say let them learn some self sufficiency for a little while.....bunch of ungrateful bastards!!!....I think part of the problem is that these nations people think the money comes from the government.....I was about to say it comes from us, the citizens, but hell, I would probably be wrong in saying that....it comes from China

They are right about the Spanish. Spain spent all the gold and silver of the treasure ships trying to make Protestant Netherlands Roman Catholic again and bankrupted themselves in the process. Yes, the Spanish were real bastards.

This is very funny, but what the satire does is make fun of our President. How does that help make America Great Again?
The reality is less amusing.
President Trump's actions thus far ( besides making him the bunt of jokes) appears as a waste of tax dollars and a waste of valuable time that should be " gaming" ways to deal with the international " tests" that are coming his way as Kim Jung Un and China have already signaled.
Instead, are apparently going to add to the debt to build a wall but there are no numbers, even projections of numbers , in how we'll pay for it much less get Mexico to pay and President chooses to do this while a Mexican delegation is a few streets away. How do the current trade numbers make that happen? And, why would the Mexican delegation not see this as a deliberate affront?
We are going to investigate voter fraud even though a 5 year commission by President George W. Bush , every research effort by several states including California, every academic institution's research, and every Secretary of State ( most of whom are Republican) tell us the incidence of an " illegal" vote is usually clerical error or a felon voting and is miniscule. The Bush investigation found 102 incidences and of those only 86 could be prosecuted successfully. How much did that commission cost?
Yes people have homes in more than one state. They are usually wealthy and maybe have a plane to get them back and forth between states but really? Do you really think it's likely they want to take the time and spend the money to do that to double their vote?
There are no " alternate facts". There are only facts. And, we are being asked as well to not believe what we hear or see the President say in real time but an " alternative". Time to read Orwell again. He describes this precisely.
If our friends see our President as a joke, that's sad. If our enemies don't take our President seriously , it's dangerous.
We also are not the only Nation that can flex their muscles and treat another nation and their visiting citizens unfavorably.
I very much want President Trump to succeed. But, I'm more than a little worried about his fixation on the election and his personal support and his inability to tell us a plan. To get a good rating from history as a President, popularity isn't enough.

I'd love to see what these clever folks would do with Chris McDaniel!

Please tell McDaniel that women weren't marching because they can't pay for birth control pills but because they don't want to have to pay for his Viagra!

Nor do they want to again pay higher health care premiums than men as we did before ACA!

Women have good long term memories and we also remember how much McDaniels fragile ego when he lost cost taxpayers! We wish he'd gotten a tattoo instead. Lordy, he had his biggest supporters as fraudulent voters! Talk about funny!

Besides, Mr. McDaniel should have noticed there were more than a few women marching across the world that were grandmothers and they haven't needed birth control in a long time. They do, however, remember what it was like for them when men with his mind set were in power!

If women's health care costs more than a man's, it should be reflected in the cost of their insurance. Why should I, as a man, be forced to subsidize someone else's health care costs just because of their sex? I thought the marchers wanted equality? We have enough protected classes as it is.

The Netherlands sounds like a nice little country. I especially like the no taxes part. Wonder how that works. Bet their military isn't that huge. Wonder who protects their country?

Hillary ran her entire campaign on "she would be the 1st women president". Like Obama ran his campaign on "he would be the 1st black president". Now, are we electing presidents by EEOC,Equal Employment Opportunity Commission? I for one hope not. So, when Hillary lost the "class" women took to the streets, like the blacks did. It's that simple.

What minority will the democrats try next time. It worked half of the time though. Maybe someone should tell them just being a minority does not qualify them for president. If not we may have another four years of Trump. On second thought, no one dare tell the democrats anything.

Yea, 9:01pm, real bastards-- I'm sure you enjoy your homestead exemption each year without realizing you have the Spanish (when Mississippi was a Spanish territory)influence to thank for it.

And interestingly enough, the Dutch still honor the Spanish King in their national anthem "To the King of Spain I've granted a lifelong loyalty."

Spain > Netherlands :: United Kingdom > United States

The Netherlands is being overrun by Muslims, just like much of Europe.

But they won't admit it.

I figured they wouldn't like it Kingfish, you are tring to deflect away from the sad state this country is in now. I get it, but your average reader is just plain blind. Once all of our trade relationships are destroyed and we have shortages of fresh fruits and vegetables among other things they might begin to see the problems they created. Then they are going to treat Trump like Jindal in Louisiana, nobody will admit they voted for him.

4:18, if you do some research you will see that the U.S. feeds a lot of people in other countries. We export much more grains and food than we import. You may miss out on an orange every once in a while but when the other countries have to eat oranges three meals a day they will jump at the chance of real food. We just never had a president who knew how to make a deal. Really didn't have one who knew an orange from a sack of wheat.

We are in the US, we barely know how to grow weed(s). We get most of it from Central and South America. You think you have crime now, stop stuff from coming across the border and all hell will break lose.

Nice deflection, 7:11. Since you mention California, are you not aware that in that state illegal aliens are granted drivers' licenses which indeed allow millions of illegals to vote? I realize the words illegal alien make your asshole twitch. But, let's be honest here. Not that you ever WILL be.