Jackson Jambalaya

The old bait and switch. Worth a try.

To Protect and Serve. Now that's some excellent service.

ROTFLMAO!!

Hamsterdam, yo!

Surely no one (other than some really dumb heroin addicts) seriously thinks the Sheriff is testing heroin. A very obvious trap. If you can even call it that.

Apparently this ruse has actually worked elsewhere:

https://photographyisnotacrime.com/2016/03/27/texas-cops-trick-meth-users-visiting-police-test-drugs-ebola/

Saw this on one of the local new stations. According to the sheriff it wasn't for the purpose of catching a drug dealer or used. One overdose victim dies. The sheriff is just helping out the druggies.

All jokes aside, this heroin overdose problem has become an epidemic in other states. If our legislature tries to address it by tightening down on prescriptions, they will force those who are addicted to turn to heroin and we will have a real epidemic on our hands here. This is one of those situations where the "simple fix" exacerbates the very problem it was trying to solve. I pray that wisdom will prevail.

Prohibition works!

So Pike County residents have switched from meth, apparently. I knew a volunteer fire fighter out in the rural county near Holmesville and he used to tell me horror stories about meth labs exploding and the team having to put out these fires.

Heroin doesn't blow up your trailer.

It all stems from over prescribed pain meds. I told the doctor to cut my script from 120 to 60, he insisted that I needed 90.

One of the disadvantages of taking out the taliban. They kept the growing of poppy down to a minimum. Now, it's growing like wildfire over there and it's being brought here in ungodly amounts.

Years ago the cops put up a large sign on HW 55 South announcing a traffic stop/drug search in 3 miles. There was a highway exit between the sign and the 3 miles mark. Vehicles with drug issues got off the highway at the exit, only to find the actual traffic stop was located out of sight at that exit. I recall all shades and makes of folks were caught. Clever and effective.

Manufacturer recommendations! EPIC!

"I'm sorry, I can't accept this heroin shipment. It doesn't meet our minimum standard spec."

8:11 you are CORRECT! And it's being assisted by a certain US Govt Agency. It' all started when China entered the Korean War and each Chinese soldier had a small canteen of opium syrup on their side. When the bugle signaled an attack, each would take a sip and a mass human wave would ensue. Dad was 1st Cav and saw it with his owns eyes. When the fighting stopped he would see certain individuals going through the dead bodies and scavenging the Canteens. Officers told him it was the CIA.

Never know how stupid dope heads can be. A couple of lifetimes ago I was called to HQ for a bad check complaint (report) by one of our resident idiots. I was dumb struck when he told me the check was for cocaine he had sold to idiot #2.

7:13, I drove that stretch of the highway twice each day. The signs were a joke. Everyone knew it was a joke. You seem not to know about communication. The first two or three cars to go through the imaginary road black passed the word.