Thursday, September 1, 2022

Fiddles and Cakes

Update (1:25 PM): The Mayor is staying home.  

What does one say? Seriously.  Tweeted Tuesday.





39 comments:

Anonymous said...

Guess there wont be a Saturday press conference....

Anonymous said...

You can't drink the water, take a shower or flush a commode in his city. The Jackson State football team is forced into hotels outside of his city, and there is serious question if the Tigers will be able to play in Memorial Stadium at all. And yet, our disgrace of a mayor is headed to this where we all know he will take credit for getting the state and feds to "work together with him". Some shit you just cannot make up.

Anonymous said...

Mayor fiddles while Jackson burns.

Anonymous said...

This is EXACTLY the type stuff Shack-way focuses on--the national scene.
He doesnt give a crap about Jackson. It's all about him.

Anonymous said...

He's got to get there so probably leaving Friday as well. Wasn't it pretty much all of his ilk that were super critical of Sen. Ted Crus leaving Texas during the middle of the ice storm? And Drake Jr. is leaving Jackson in the midst of a literal shit storm? I bet we don't hear a peep out of them. All the "activist and organizers" on FB. CJ Lawrence, his boy Bellinder, and all of high and tight's friends who are calling it a race issue vs a leadership issue. No one mentioning the missing $90mil in Siemens money or the lack of collecting water bill money. Nooooo....all about white flight and previous administrations. Newsflash folks, you can't take care of major issues when you are ALWAYS off peddling your bullshit, and you can't take care of maintenance when you aren't collecting and dispersing funds set aside or billed to fix and maintain it.

Anonymous said...

Is that real? There’s no way he’s going to take a vacation to Florida while his residents can’t drink water over the holiday?

Anonymous said...

The only thing he is serious about is flapping his gums.

Anonymous said...

That'll be a good game. Everyone up till at least Zero Dark 30 drinking and carousing. Players will be well rested I'm sure.

Anonymous said...

Will I be there? No I’ll be here in Jackson working without f’n drinkable water. EXACTLY WHERE OUR FN MAYOR SHOULD BE AS WELL! POS!

Anonymous said...

Here is the link. https://www.orangeblossomclassic.com/

Check out the description, it states “black only”

So it’s a racist event??

Anonymous said...

He told the Democracy Now crowd that Jackson needs a new water plant even though OBC has only been in operation since the early 90s.

Anonymous said...

If he’s out of town then he’s not in the way others trying to fix the problems at the plant.
The Mayor is irrelevant at this point in regards to fixing the problems.

EFGAlterEgo said...

8:28 AM
You bet your ass it is: https://twitter.com/AttorneyCrump/status/1564660479494168579#m

Anonymous said...

Special guest appearance by Louis Farrakhan.

Anonymous said...

Thank god Chokwe will be gone out of town. More work gets accomplished

Anonymous said...

So now Rukia needs $2 million for her slush fund, er, for water.

Anonymous said...

I'm not convinced that this idiot even really lives in Jackson .
If we ever get this water back up and running, I hope that the state never gives control back to this jackass.

Anonymous said...

Is it racist to think he might ought to cancel that trip? Kinda have somewhat of a humanitarian crisis going on.

Anonymous said...

September 1, 2022 at 9:07 AM, I have been on this planet for nearly 70 years. I have been around some of the most proficient bullshitters the world has ever known.

Your link leads to the most bullshit I have ever seen in one location. I didn't know you could pile it that high without it falling over. Damn.

Anonymous said...

Kingfish, I love you brother, but I'm not sure why you didn't approve my earlier "shuck and jive" comment about this event that Chucky is attending this weekend. I really didn't say anything different than any other commenters.

Anonymous said...

Your Race Grievance, Catch & Release and State Government "industries" dont seem to be generating enough revenue for the "most radical city" do they fellas?

Anonymous said...

Shameless.

Anonymous said...

Now that is a sign of a great leader. Didn't they used to shoot deserters?

Anonymous said...

Who is Rukia? This name keeps showing up a lot lately.

Anonymous said...

Race Baiter, Ambulance Chaser, and the WaterBoy, presiding.

Will we see a surprise video in from Brandon and Ha Ha Harris? No doubt.

Antar fiddles while Jackson burns, sipping not "high quality H2O" nor even handing it out on the sidelines, but Dom and Dusse' in the biggest Club Suite.

The gall of this cretin.

Anonymous said...

Chokwe responded to the post that he was unable to attend this event and will be in Jackson on Saturday.

Anonymous said...

Following up on 9:07 and 9:35, this is an excerpt from the vision of Sista Rukia Lumumba, Executive Director of the People's Advocacy Institute:

"a principled transformative justice politic that centers [on] the people and their families who have survived incarceration . . . to bring forth a new system of governance that is community led and has a value-based perspective . . . that builds equity, transforms our approach and response to harm, challenges the need for prisons"

Apparently, prison is the new slavery in the homicide capital of America. All she needs is your money, and they can make it happen. The entire Lumumba administration appears to be one big con.

Anonymous said...

Do you think they would be promoting the St. Paddys parade or a UM or MSU football game during a water crisis? Or the marathon? Or a concert or rodeo? CNN would be all over that.

Anonymous said...

Chokwe Antar Lumumba is a dumb Shad White.

Anonymous said...

Jackson has a residency requirement. You work for and in Jackson you must reside in Jackson. T be an elected official, that's a horse of a different color. Live wherever you desire Dorothy.

Anonymous said...

Of course he'll be there, he had JMAA pay to sponsor the event.

https://www.orangeblossomclassic.com/sponsors/

Anonymous said...

10PM-3AM What a late night "reuniting".

Anonymous said...

Sooooo....when a Caucasian moves from a city that hosts "Blacks Only" events held on public grounds, it is called "white flight."

If you have "blacks only" events, if only black owned businesses are allowed to bid on city contracts, why wouldn't Caucasians believe they are not welcome?

Then when Caucasians leave the city, they are blamed for abandoning the city, when the Caucasians are actually complying with the wishes of Jackson's leadership.

Anonymous said...

Regardless whether he is now attending, or not, why the hell is he there in the first place representing JSU and fronting himself as some sort of celebrity? He didn't even friggin' graduate from JSU.

Anonymous said...

The Clarion-Error headline just to the of the page here today says Jackson's water crisis can't be disentangled from race. Apparently this is acceptable for blacks and the spinsteins of the mainstream media to point out. For Whites, though, just keep your head down and your mouth shut and your comments moderated.

In this country formerly known as the United States of America, everything eventually comes back to race. We need to open up a dialog about race, a dialog where not everyone can speak their peace.

We could've been on Mars by now.

Anonymous said...

Good point 12:42! Lumumba tags anything of value, like political graffiti.

Anonymous said...

Lumumba isn't going now because he was caught thanks to JJ.

Anonymous said...

8:34 am stated the event was for "blacks only".

Bullshit. Go back and read the description again. The "classic" was first played in the 1930s when the ballpark was for blacks since whites would not allow them to play on their pristine fields. Nothing about the modern day even being only for blacks. But I get it, some of y'all love looking for reasons to be offended by black people enjoying life.

Anonymous said...

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