Thursday, August 20, 2020

Stay Safe Jackson Order Extended

Jackson Urban Praetor Chokwe Antar Lumumba issued the following statement. 


Wednesday, Mayor Lumumba extended the Stay Safe Jackson Executive Order set to expire today, August 19th to Wednesday, August 26th.  The order will be reviewed after the five-day period to determine the need for a new Amended Stay Safe Jackson Executive Order.

The amended Executive Order continues the “10/20” restrictions on gatherings including those in parks.  The 10/20 rule limits inside gatherings to no more than 10 people with appropriate social distancing and no more than 20 people with appropriate social distancing at outside gatherings. 

 “Thanks to our vigilance, we are making progress but there’s still more to do,” said Mayor Lumumba.  “These precautions are even more critical as students return to campus.”

Residents are encouraged to seek support in these challenging times by calling the City of Jackson’s Warmline at (601) 601-586-3073 or 866-300-7948, or learning more about support services including employment opportunities at www.jacksonms.gov

24 comments:

Anonymous said...

Bless it Cuckwe. I bet he tries to take credit for reducing the spread.

Anonymous said...

I'm telling ya, go for the end of the year. Maskers will love this and people like me that want an increased infection rate for increased antibodies will not. The economy will tank and the country will fail more, but what the fuck, gotta keep this cold down. Shame we don't do this for the other malady's that affect America.

Anonymous said...

I think we need to something about the The Fear because that is a true danger. If we submit to The Fear then we empower those who would rob us of our constitutional republic. Fight The Fear and fight the mongrel tyrants who have never worked a real job in their entire worthless lives.

Anonymous said...

Stay safe from this virus, we'll lock things down and keep you out of some locations, but we can't CONTROL crime! Okay.

Anonymous said...

@9:13 - maybe we should lock down Mississippi for the current outbreak of mental retardation that has broken out among the 50-70 year old white men in the state. It’s devastating our state.

Anonymous said...

Anyone notice KF didn’t publish the number of infections and deaths yesterday? Interested to see if it’s a trend, but will probably depend on the reported numbers and the narrative they portray.

Anonymous said...

I cant wait until November 5th for this to be over.

Anonymous said...

I live in Jackson and support the Mayor’s position. MS this morning clocks in with a 27% positivity rate, the second highest in the continental US. Our curve just reversed upward. 9:13: Don’t come into Jackson outside your car without a mask on. You are not welcome here without one. The rest of us don’t want to catch or spread this life altering and even deadly virus. If I see you without one I will take your pic and email it in. You are a fool if you think it’s a cold we should all share. Just stay away unless you mask up. Infect some other place.

Anonymous said...

You think this virus will magically just disappear November 5 so we can all drop our masks? What idiot told you that?

Anonymous said...

10:40, ummm...nope. Take my picture and email to whom, and how will you get my name, and what will be the penalty? I have a lung condition acquired from my time serving in Iraq which prohibits me from wearing a mask, how will you determine who the folks are who have similar conditions?

I can tell you this, if you get in my personal space, harass me in any way and/or stick a camera in my face I'll stomp a mudhole in your ass.

How about you mind your business and climb back into your hidey-hole?

Anonymous said...

I can tell you this, if you get in my personal space, harass me in any way and/or stick a camera in my face I'll stomp a mudhole in your ass.

Good luck stomping anything more than a ladybug with that lung condition you got serving in Iraq, Private Wheezey.

Internet toughguys are funny and the exact opposite of intimating.

Anonymous said...

Wouldn't it be hilarious if 11:21 was not only shamed publicly for spreading the Coronavirus, but also charged with Stolen Valor if he is recorded on video pretending to be a veteran?

Anonymous said...

@11:21, I feel very sorry for you. If you get in my personal space, I’ll give you a big hug and whisper sweet nothings to you.

Anonymous said...

Why can't people just get a long??????????? GEEZ!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Did those fellas having a duel in the courtyard of the apartment complex have a mask on? On top of murder charges, will Antar enforce none of them wearing a mask as was evidenced by the facebook video?

Commenter at 11:21 said...

I see the tolerant left is in full swing today. To the commenter at 11:44; that's CW5 wheezy to you, and my guess is that even in my diminished capacity I'm in better shape than you could ever hope to be. Why don't you go organize a march, break a window or try to come up with some catchy chant to yell at people for social justice...or something.

Anonymous said...

10:19 What would you propose we do with all the others less than 50 yr old, WHITE AND COLORS, that are undergoing pussyfacation right now?

Anonymous said...

@12:52,
11:44 here. I'm no leftist. You got mocked for being a fool. Nothing to do with politics. You might be new but I've been on the internet long enough to know that anonymous internet toughguys are a joke to be mocked and ridiculed. Not unlike anons claiming to be women, celebs, etc,. Learn the rules of the internet or get mocked. Pretty simple.

Anonymous said...

12:52, ---1:53 PM is right. If you reveal your identity you can impress us. Otherwise you are a clown.

You can't make this up said...

" Anonymous said...
@12:52,
11:44 here. I'm no leftist. You got mocked for being a fool. Nothing to do with politics. You might be new but I've been on the internet long enough to know that anonymous internet are a joke to be mocked and ridiculed. Not unlike anons claiming to be women, celebs, etc,. Learn the rules of the internet or get mocked. Pretty simple. "

" Anonymous said...
12:52, ---1:53 PM is right. If you reveal your identity you can impress us. Otherwise you are a clown."


Now this is too funny.

Two anonymous posters raising hell at another anonymous poster for being . . . anonymous.


Anonymous said...

You assholes wont even "snitch" on thug criminals bc it goes against your culture but ya gonna turn in people for disobeying babychok's questionable mask decree?!

Poster @ 12:52 said...

Sure, I'll go ahead and reveal my identity so y'all can dox me and turn the ire of "tolerant" liberals on me; no thanks, you either believe me or you don't and I don't give a shit either way.

Anonymous said...

@8:13 PM
No he was being ridiculed for being an anonymous internet toughguy.
And you know it. Thats why you edited it out of your comment.

Anonymous said...

I wish I had more time to seek out people to mock and ridicule, but I'll have to say it is entertaining to watch the self-righteous bash one another (you probably sit a few places apart at the same church).

You all need a hobby, other than being perpetually offended and judgmental.

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