Thursday, August 13, 2020

Idiot of the Day

How dumb can a criminal be? Pretty dumb if he wears his ankle bracelet with GPS capability when he carjacks someone. Such stupidity was on display in the courtrooms of Hinds County yesterday as two judges stuck Marcus Thompson, Jr. behind bars yesterday after JPD arrested him for aggravated assault in two shootings. 

Hinds County Circuit Judge Tomie Green revoked the bond of Nawffside Ouda yesterday.  A grand jury indicted him for armed robbery and carjacking in 2017 and assault on a LEO in 2019.  He was released in May on a $50,000 bond.  The bond order required him to be placed under GPS monitoring.

JPD arrested Thompson Monday for two counts of aggravated assault after he allegedly shot two people.  The motion to revoke his bond stated in an exhibit:
On July 31, 2020; Marquavius Adams and his girlfriend Mariah Millerer were shot while sitting inside of a black in color Chevrolet Tahoe. Three suspects riding In a light color four door sedan opened fire on the complainants in front of 2652 Williamson Avenue. The complainant Marquavius Adams was able to identify suspect Marcus Thompson aka Ouda as being the shooter he saw firing a .45mm handgun at him.

Marcus Thompson is out on bond by the Hinds County . District Attorney's office for three felony
Indictments and is wearing an GPS Ankle monitor. Thompson's locations show him on the street where the shooting of these complainants occurred on July 31, 2020.
 Hinds County District Attorney Jody Owens observed Thompson's initial appearance in Jackson Municipal Court yesterday morning.  Judge Jeff Reynolds set Thompson's bond at $1.2 million.*  Judge Green revoked his bond a short time later.

* $500,000 for each aggravated assault charge and $100,000 for being a felon in possession of a gun.  

Kingfish note: There is a murder charge included in the booking sheet posted above.  Trying to get more information.

The home of Thompson's parents was shot up yesterday as well.  


Anonymous said...

As another poster says, and not meaning to cut in but, it is what it is.

Anonymous said...

.45mm handgun - now I bet that's something!

Anonymous said...

There are no words

Anonymous said...

Was his bond set at $50,000 because he had been indicted for armed robbery and carjacking three years prior, but still not brought to trial?

If the answer is "yes," as I suspect it is, I'm blown away at how many violent crimes this year have been (allegedly) committed by thugs who were loose in society while under years-old indictments, simply because they were never prosecuted by the former DA, Robert Shuler Smith.

Anonymous said...

Yes. Let ‘s let these people out early- Criminal justice reform my ass. Lock them up!

What a special kind of stupid. Hopefully he has not reproduced and infected the rest of the population with his superior intelligence.

Anonymous said...

I know it’s been said a million times, but Robert Schuler’s tenure was a complete disaster on so many levels. I still don’t understand how the man still has a bar license.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, he'd kill you - and no damn foolin'.

DrLloydtraverious said...

I bet it chapped her ass to sign that order !!

Father's Day is Confusing said...

Product of the JPS.

Anonymous said...

45 millimeters is bigger than a 12 gauge shot gun shell. It would take a “real man” to shoot a pistol that big, and another “real man” to survive the shot.

Anonymous said...

Am I the only person who smells a "pay for release" type scam in play involving these judges and courts in Jackson? Get Shad down there NOW!

Anonymous said...

Jody has a lot of cleaning up to do after Robert Schuler.

Anonymous said...

Life is's harder when you're stupid!

Anonymous said...

@8:16, no a .45cal isn't bigger than a 12ga. It is however a large pistol. Many people cc .45s. I know I do. The reason I carry a .45acp? It's because they don't make a .46.

Anonymous said...

Village idiot is gonna village idiot.

Anonymous said...

@8:16am - it said point (.) 45 millimeters, which would be an minuscule round that would have bounced off anyone it hit - about the size of a grain of sand. But I get that you were calling them out for labeling a .45 caliber pistol as 45 millimeters or .45 millimeters. All three of those measurements are vastly different.

The media has no clue about guns except to say that they’re all bad.

D said...

@7:55 JPS does not create or raise children, parents do. He's a product and a bad one at that, of his parents.

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