Wednesday, March 27, 2019

Tonight on WLBT......

Canton corruption takes the stage.




12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Canton has 0 future and this could have been said 20+ years ago.

Anonymous said...

Nissan Canton is the worst performing auto plant in the Southeast. Highest levels of defects. Highest levels of absenteeism. Lowest level of production. We will not see another major industrial manufacturer in central MS in our lifetime. Nissan is the case study in where not to invest. It's all about the culcha.

Anonymous said...

Great Christmas lights. Town became doomed with the advent of air travel and 18 wheelers. Was a great rail town. A while back.

Anonymous said...

And Canton is trying to increase it's city limits! They can't take care of what they have now. They have one of the highest tax rates in the state (I guess they have to have the funds to buy votes) and their fire insurance rating has been raised due to their inability to provide adequate fire protection to their citizens. It's a shame Canton has got to this point. It was once a gem of a city. And for the folks in Gluckstadt. I sure hope they are successful because Canton corruption will destroy it too!

Anonymous said...

They had some great parties in canton during 70’s and 80’s - Green Lizard, Christmas in July and white trash reunion to name a few. The cops were on the take, pay ten dollars and get the code word to give the cops. Sounds like the corruption has continued.

Anonymous said...

Is there any way that Mayor Mary can take over Canton to? We would have streets of gold, clear flowing streams, and lots of milk and honey in Canton.

CPD21 said...

8:49 Hasn't missed a lick.

Anonymous said...

7:52 is a Union Organizing Wanna Be and full of sheeeet. Great jobs. Great vehicles.

Anonymous said...

7:52 may have forgotten that the Canton Nissan plant draws employees (commuters and campers) from twenty counties or more, EVERY DAY. 3.25 million vehicles rolled off so far. Sorry about your pre-training drug test. Culcha indeed.

Anonymous said...

752 - so "we wont see another major industrial manufacturer in Central Mississippi in our lifetime"?

Guess you are planning on passing away pretty soon with your juan ft iced view, but the rest of us are planning to be here next year for the opening of Continental Tire - here in Central Mississippi.

Anonymous said...

Again when people suggested possible funny business at the ballot box, everyone was like no way only republicans cheat by voter suppression by not letting ex prisoners vote and making people register to vote etc. all that paperwork and living int he country they vote (RED Tape)
if liberals had their way we would have one voting precinct at the prison and another one at the border. If illegal votes were going against them they would say these illegal voters need to be shot on site

Anonymous said...

8:29 Canton was a gem of a city? Well, we know what you look like. Canton was a hellhole for the majority of it's residents for decades. They were stuck in poverty, illiteracy, and hopelessness. But now, their elected representatives, who aren't rich but want to be, try to continue the graft and corruption the old regimes practiced routinely. But those days are gone, and they don't have the connections. So, get out the orange jumpsuits.

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