Sunday, March 3, 2019

"What We're Dealing With Here is a Complete Lack of Respect for the Law"

Looks like the criminal element decided to visit the JPD Training Academy:

Yup.  All four tires were lifted from the cruiser. However, look at the positive side of this incident.   Someone gained some street cred AND there are new candidates for Sistah Rukea's conflict resolution program. 


Cynical Sam said...

Damn, what's the world coming to? Any self-respecting thief would use blocks, not rocks.

Oh wait, these are Jacktown thieves. You can't buy blocks with ETB cards.

Anonymous said...

JPD gonna bobeque somebody's ass in molasses !

Anonymous said...

Jacktown.....roll em' up.

Anonymous said...

Sometimes you just got to have a good laugh!

Anonymous said...

Such brazen criminals. Such arrogance. Like the Harlem Globetrotters making an all-team assist play before they dunk over the Washington Generals' tallest team member.

Anonymous said...

Have seen abandoned cars on I55 between Northside and Adkins stripped just like the JPD cruiser in a matter of hours. That's how they roll in Lumumba's dignity economy.

Anonymous said...

They need to all the PoPo and report this.

Hermit King said...

I think it is an eloquent protest of the violent police state we currently live in. And JPD is no stranger to police brutality.

I think the Mayor should issue declarations of amnesty for the brilliant citizens who committed this legitimate political act.

It also reflects the community's frustration with the ongoing infrastructure problems and the inability of many of the City's poorest to traverse the pothole filled streets.

Anonymous said...

It's only the perception of stolen wheels.

Anonymous said...

What are the odds that a COJ or JPD employee did this?

Anonymous said...

Why bother to prop the brake drums up on rocks?

Anonymous said...

Hmmm- Don't think CoCo with the PoPo worked out too well.

I'd Do AOC said...

Under the Green New Deal this would totally be legal

Anonymous said...

You have to use the rocks to get your jack out!

Anonymous said...

I doubt this is a thief. Not sure what it is, but a thief wouldn’t take the time to block it up with rocks, they would have just taken the jack out and left the axle on the ground.

Anonymous said...

Thieves had to replace the tires that they tore up on jackson streets. Huge pot holes in front of UMC and at north state and Woodrow Wilson.

Anonymous said...

7:15 - so you can get the jack out after stealing the wheels.

Anonymous said...

Well, someone is missing 2 or more rain-hardened bags of quickcrete from around the culvert at the end of their driveway, and someone with a PO-leece lookalike Crown Vic just got some very basic rims. And the training academy surely has surveillance cameras. Shouldn’t be that hard. The person missing the erosion prevention devices lives within 1 block of one of the suspects, and more likely within a driveway length.

Anonymous said...

It wasn’t too many years ago someone broke into the highway patrol building on Woodrow Wilson then dragged the ATM into the front of the building which faces I/55 and smashed it with a hammer to try to steal the money. No one was caught because they didn’t have an alarm system. Clasic.

Anonymous said...

I love Mississippi

Anonymous said...

Words escape me, but I don't know why.

Meanwhile, a few miles east . . . the 'Belhavenites' have NEW neighborhood watch meetings . . .
blaming their White guilt selves for the condition of Jackson.

Laughing out loud.

Anonymous said...

If Chief Davis hadn’t wisely demoted Collussiondria Green she would probably make the statement on the news, “The victim appears to be without wheels or tires at this time.”

Anonymous said...

What we have is failure to communicate.

But the big question: Did they have a "wheels man?"

Antard ladumba said...

Will this be reported on comstat?

Kyril said...

Probably an inside job.

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