Tuesday, March 12, 2019

One Bright Day in the Middle of the Night.....

Two fine young lads entered into fisticuffs by the JSU campus and created quite the spectacle for viewers. 



26 comments:

Anonymous said...

Looked like a pretty fair fight to me, and with no weapons.

Anonymous said...

i'm confused...the dude in the blue shirt that came slowly slowly walking up was a cop or a security guard or what?

Anonymous said...

and all the pro-life people should be happy that these fine individuals were not robbed of their wondrous lives they lead.

Anonymous said...

Do we know the cause? Was it something other than, "he disrespected me"?

Kingfish said...

I thought it was pretty good. No guns used. No fancy MMA crap. Just straightfoward sticking and moving with a couple of windmills thrown in for good measure.

Anonymous said...

I'm ok with escalated disagreements resorting to fisticuffs over gunfire.

Kingfish said...

He was a gentleman. Even let his opponent take off his shirt without trying to catch him at a disadvantage.

Anonymous said...

We all brag that this is how we settled things back in the day. So cut these guys some slack.

Anonymous said...

See this is how young testosterone loaded boys should handle disagreements. Hell they are probably best buds by now. When I was younger my best friends and I had all punched each other in the face at some point either before or during our friendship lol. Let's be honest if you haven't been so mad at your "best friend" that you never wanted to punch him in the face are y'all even really that close?

I love the word fisticuffs said...

No one mentioned not having some one filming yelling world star repeatedly.

Animal Mother said...

This is how men settle their differences.

As opposed to effete soyboys who take their arguments to the net and trade catty comments on reddit, twitter and JJ.

I'm going to assume that their duel stemmed from a disagreement the over historical revisionism of the significance of the Kush Empire. Purely academic and 150 years ago, educated white male dandies would've dueled with flintlocks over such a disagreement.

Anonymous said...

Sing to be a fair fight and shockingly enough no one was screaming Worldstar Worldstar Worldstar Worldstar.

Anonymous said...

Kingfish should host these two on a podcast. Could be the start of something HUUUGE.

Anonymous said...

No problem, so what if a windmill lands sending a young lad to the curb where the back of his head connects the curve solidly fracturing the skull and leaking fluid from the brain leading to a slow, painful death. The other ends up in prison over an a little fisticuffs brought on by testosterone. One dead and one in prison over nothing. Stupid is as stupid does.

Anonymous said...

I do hope that was not a Jackson policeman who walked up.

Since I can't move quite like that any more, I'll just have to shoot you.

Anonymous said...

"...and all the pro-life people should be happy that these fine individuals were not robbed of their wondrous lives they lead."

I don't know anything about the lives they lead and neither do you. I applaud their decision to duke it out in the street rather than the other obvious alternatives.

Anonymous said...

Good for them. No weapons used or underhanded kicks or punches.

They are no doubt buddies at this point. Women can hold grudges for a lifetime over petty things, but men can brawl like this and be pals mere minutes later.

When I was a prosecutor, so many times we’d get a “victim impact statement” from the victim in an assault or whatever and they’d often be like “oh, I don’t care at all about that. We go fishing twice a week now.”

Anonymous said...

Looks like the good ole days to me. Fight like a man...

Anonymous said...

@10:17, if you are suggesting these young men should have been aborted before birth, you are one sick person. Get help. Today.

Anonymous said...

Of all the disgraceful areas in Jackson the area around JSU is the worst. If you've never seen it strap down and drive around there in daylight sometime. Hard to imagine it's adjacent to a college campus.

Anonymous said...

Hell Yeah.........settle it old school style without guns. Total respect earned by these 2 young fellas!!

Anonymous said...

Back to the good ole days. Don't we all wish we could go back to those days when juiced up young men relieved their pent up tensions with a spirited round of the manly art. Even in Jackson. Now it's Miller Time!

Anonymous said...

The real upset here is that nobody cussed at all.

Odds Maker said...

Fifty bucks say they was either fightin' over crab-legs or pussy!

Louis LeFleur said...

For all the talk of this being two young men settling their unknown dispute like we did in the "good ol' days", the difference today is that in all likelihood this dispute was likely not actually settled, and one or both will later attempt to "settle" with a gun. Really hate to be so pessimistic, but...

Anonymous said...

They should have waited Pocahontas was on campus for her historic Town Hall. Definitely a better show than the Snow Storm that’s coming!

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