Friday, March 1, 2019

Don't Forget About Hinds County....

Check out the candidates running for office in Hinds County.  However, there is one big question that will be answered today.

The Street Committee says Sister Rukia is going to run for Supervisor.  Will she or won't she? Only time will tell.


Anonymous said...

Go Lee Vance!

Anonymous said...

Same ole Same ole See ya in hell.

Clark W. Griswold said...

"Does it really matter, Eddie?"

Anonymous said...

There’s not a single person on that list that I would trust to walk my dog.

Anonymous said...

What about DA

Anonymous said...

There is Lee Vance and then there are the "also rans".

Anonymous said...

Dorothy Benford not running? I was looking forward to hearing about those egg sucking dogs again.

Anonymous said...

12:55, glad you know where you're going. I won't see you there.
1:18, good thing you don't live in Hinds County!
Lee Vance and Juan Cloy are great options.

Anonymous said...

This race has gotten too small for Spooner. Spooner for Guv!!!

Democrats Have Made Such Great Progress... said...

Waiting for Lee Vance to post six more times before Kingfish turns off his machine for the evening.

By the way, why does one candidate appear with his 'nickname' in parentheses? Every damned democrat on earth has at least one nickname, two aliases and several AKAs. Why is only Bobcat's shown?

Phil Musgrove said...

Since Spooner would not make decisions based on patronage, politics and personal alliances, he doesn't qualify to be governor.

Anonymous said...

Sure seems to be a lot of people who don’t care about Hinds County who are obsessed with posting about Hinds County.

Anonymous said...

4:06 - You People have been telling us for years we need to wise up - That as Jackson and Hinds go, so goes the rest of the state. We're just following your advice and paying attention. Now you go and bitch about THAT!

Anonymous said...

Damn! That many candidates running for Sheriff. I think Victor is out

Anonymous said...

2:02 - "What about DA"?

The DA's file with the state party, and since all DA candidates in Hinds would be Democrats, they would be on the State Democrat Party list.

BUT - the state democrat party is so well organized, with their highly touted, computerized, etc GOTV processes, they cannot get a list of their candidates prepared. They cannot put their candidate names on a website, and when they carried the qualifying papers to the SOS office, they just dumped a pile of papers, unorganized, on the desk.

Guess they weren't too impressed with their offerings - including their nine candidates for Governor. (Guess Hood didn't have the party colaced and unifed, as the media has been telling us for months.) SOS office working late into the night trying to get a list of Democrat candidates, since they couldn't, or wouldn't, do it.

Maybe by tomorrow someone can answer your good question.

Anonymous said... people?

Anonymous said...

1 R and 2 Is on the whole list Still wonder why Hinds County OK?

Anonymous said...

I think he was talking about the walk my dog comment. There are a handful of good folks on the Hinds County ballot. They probably won't win, but that comment at 1:18 was a bit misinformed. Or just a bitter old man.

Meter Reader said...

7:58 - The process was contracted out to the girls in Billing down to the Water Department.

Anonymous said...

9 candidates for sheriff? wow. just how much money is there to be stolen as hinds county sheriff?

Anonymous said...

I keep waiting for someone to explain why they are for or against a candidate based on qualifications , accomplishments ( or lack thereof) or behavior rather than the usual " tribal" nonsense.

Anonymous said...

"Pro-criminal"? Really Kingfish?? I expected better from you than to get your talking points from Marshall Fisher. Plenty of legitimate criticism for SPLC with their hate group nonsense, but some of their work on prison reform is worthwhile.

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