Tuesday, March 5, 2019

90% of Rez Salvinia Gone

The Pearl River Valley Water Supply District issued the following press release.



15 comments:

Anonymous said...

Mississippi State University..... solving the state’s problems

Anonymous said...

They keep referencing that now is not the time to reduce efforts. What are they preparing us for? What’s that implying?

Anonymous said...

@1:56

They may be trying to head off pressure to reopen Pelahatchie Bay to White Perch fishing from boats.
I wouldn't eat anything out of that lake for at least another year.

Anonymous said...

Crappie/White Perch will begin their spawn as soon as the water is back up to 50f. And it is the best eating fish that comes out of the Rez. The sloughs of Pelahatchie Bay are the premium spawn zone. They are also most affected by Salvia.

Anonymous said...

I wouldn’t eat anything out of the Ross Barnett Reservoir. All those chemicals will be in the fish, and they are very bad for you. Probably not good to live next to the water either. There is a reason why cancer rates in the Delta are so high.

Anonymous said...

@2:47 PM
It's safe to eat fish the don't live to ripe old ages. Catfish can have long lifespans. I don't eat catfish.

Crappie and Brim are very different. Their lives aren't long enough for their tissue to become saturated with pesticides and herbacides.

Tuna is another example of a fish with a lifespan that is long enough to absorb every nasty chemical in the ocean food chain.

Anonymous said...

All those preaching about fish that live long shouldn't be eaten due to the water conditions; due you know where your water comes from? Bottled or from tap, it's the same place. Those old fish are better than anything you can buy in the grocery store.

Anonymous said...

The plaintiff's bar is salivating at the amount of aquatic "roundup" the Rez officials have poured into Barnett. The chemical has been declared a carcinogen in Europe and a court recently found same in the US.

Are you tired of the mesothelioma advertising? This will go on for years.

Rez officials have been told to keep up with the # of gallons used. Bobby Cleveland and Rick will have a story up soon.

Anonymous said...

Isn't it funny that all these fisherman will actually listen to the scientists when their hobby/dinner is on the line. Where's all the anti-vaxxer, anti-climate change, Trumptards at?

Anonymous said...

Glyphosate, common name round up, is literally salt, water, and soap. Carcinogen my foot. A court can hand down a judgement any day of the week. I want to know when Monsanto actually has to pay it.

Anonymous said...

I'll bet those big white pelicans, herons, etc. washed their feet before flying to the rest of the lake!

Anonymous said...

“Glyphosate, common name round up, is literally salt, water, and soap.”

Organic chemist, here.

Alright, smart ass, then go grab a cup and take a swig if it’s “salt”.

It is in SALT FORM, but is not salt, dumb-dumb. It’s an acid which has to be distributed in salt form.

Show me where NaCl shows up in C3H8NO5P?

Please, don’t speak with authority of what you know nothing about.

Rod Knox said...

Many refuse to recognize a problem until they get ZUMWALTED. And in the meantime things can get very grim for the ZUMWALTS and many others as well. Of course a class action law suit will eventually give all potential victims a settlement that would by their families' a grand feast at Chik-fil-A.

Anonymous said...

I love a good fillet of Tilapia.

In Asia, when no other feed is provided, tilapia will eat “poop.” There have been instances where fish farms in Asia were found to be feeding poultry, sheep or hog manure to tilapia. Meanwhile, these fish are imported to the U.S. While this does not mean that eating these fish is tantamount to eating poop, the practice does increase the risk of bacterial contamination and the need to treat the fish with antibiotics.

I'll Have The Talapia Marmalade.. said...

2:47 - Please post your link to cancer in the Delta. Thanks.

And for the tilapia-eater: You do know that tilapia simply means 'fish' in a about six languages. When you order or purchase that shit-fish you have no idea, in many cases, where it came from or under what conditions it was 'raised'.


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