Friday, March 1, 2019

TIM-BERRRR: Another Tree Falls

The Justice Department issued the following statement.







25 comments:

Anonymous said...

Line em' up.....slow motion dominoes.....but can't WAIT for Lord Snow to bleed.

Anonymous said...

Keep cutting down the trees-serious question here...can a person with some knowledge of the justice system explain-why would they prosecute and send Adams to jail before they indicted this guy? Just curious. I would think they would take them all down at once and not one at a time.

Tic toc said...

I heard Mike Billing is next.

Anonymous said...

@4:27

Adams most likely cooperated and rolled on McHenry to work his prison time down under federal sentencing guidelines. They probably needed Adams to seal up the case on McHenry.

Anonymous said...

Conversely, I figured they'd go after McHenry first and he'd roll over on Adams. I do hate to see any of these asshats wind up with ankle jewelry, however, while Bernie still sits on a steel toilet.

Anonymous said...

Can't wait to see this on American Greed after all is said & Done!

Anonymous said...

Attn 5;55 pm Are you serious, you are saying Adams cooperated and rolled on Mc Henry to get his prison time down? He is gone for 19 years. His attractive wife will find a way to survive.

Anonymous said...

Does he still have his extensive gun collection, or has it mysteriously disappeared?

Anonymous said...

Adams starting singing and spilling his guts on day one. Why do you think he immediately pleaded guilty?

Anonymous said...

to 8;33 , adams is far from "gone". the federal rules of criminal procedure and the federal sentencing guidelines allow for reductions of a sentence for substantial cooperation even after a defendant has been sentenced. to 6;49.......its obvious you didn't have a nickel invested in world comm when it went bust. otherwise you wouldn't care what type of toilet bernie sits on. bernie deserves every day of his 25 years.

Anonymous said...

8:33 - So will McHenry's. Maybe they'll join a convent together.

Anonymous said...

He’s been burying rolexes for months.

Anonymous said...

@8:44 - I worked for worldcomm and lost the majority of my retirement in the collapse. Bernie Ebbers should be locked up and he can go fart in a jug for all I care....Scott Sullivan is the son of a bitch that should be having anal retention issues. He's the one that orchestrated the entire WorldCom collapse and his sorry ass got away with it.

Anonymous said...

I had 9,200 shares of Worldcom. May they rot in prison, along with Adams.

Anonymous said...

I did not have a share of Worldcom and I do own numerous stocks including Mississippi companies (mostly banks). The reason being, I picked up a quarterly report when it was LDDS. The overvalued valuations of recently purchased small companies was glaring. It was like they had purchased a small company for $2,000,000.00 and 90 days later the valuation of this property was valued at $3,000,000.00.

Anonymous said...

Lots of greedy people lost money in the Worldcom collapse.

Anonymous said...

I had 9,200 shares of Worldcom.

You had ample opportunities to sell.

Anonymous said...

When are Stacey Wall and Pinnacle Trust going to be charged?

Anonymous said...

6:52: ever crossed your mind that Mr. Wall and Pinnacle may have not committed a crime and thus may never be any indicted?

Anonymous said...

I’m a corporate accountant. I deal with the type of stuff every month that brought Worldcom down ( except I’m very honest). I also knew Bernie before Worldcom collapsed. I don’t believe he knew exactly what was going on. He might have known things were too good to be true and there was nefarious action taking place. But he definitely didn’t know why.

On another note, when do we get to discuss the corporate swinger parties Worldcom used to have?

Anonymous said...

@3:33 PM - I was overseas in the military and out of contact with the world when it all came down, but thanks for the sage advice.

Anonymous said...

8:41 pm - Bernie told Scott to "hit the numbers."

Surely every accountant knows what that means.

Anonymous said...

What are "Corporate Swinger Parties"?

I, too, want to hear about those!

Anonymous said...

Rich guys trying to get richer. Greed will conquer all of you let it.

Anonymous said...

Whoever buys McHenry's house needs to be sure the chandeliers shown by the realtor are still there on closing day.

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