Friday, March 29, 2019

Robin Leach Would Be Proud

Need some weekend reading? Check out the FBI's affidavit in the college admission scandal that is posted below.  There are so many juicy nuggets that the media couldn't cover them all.  Pour a drink and enjoy a look into the life of the "elite." 



24 comments:

Anonymous said...

The leftist elites pushed policies that promoted a preference for lower scoring but "more deserving" college applicants. This pushed a lot of non- ethnic minority students to the back of the line.

Of course, these same elites knew that ivy league schools produce the ruling aristocracy of this nation. So they had to bypass the progressive equality policies that they themselves promoted to exclude others.

Make no mistake that this has always been a war against whites by the highest levels of academia. It is one of many of the multi-faceted battles of a global war underway in the world today.

Rules for thee, but not for me.

Anonymous said...

IMO reading this for the juicy glimpse into the sordid life of Hollywood and other elites is like taking pleasure from reading about a child rapist. This is so fundamentally perverse . . . deluding your own worthless child into believing he/she actually performed well on an SAT such that he/she wanted to retake to improve his/her score. Are you kidding? What sort of morally bereft person would do such a thing? See page 11:

The kids thought, and it was so funny ’cause the kids will call me and say, “Maybe I should do that again. I did pretty well and if I took it again, I’ll do better even.” Right? And they just have no idea that they didn’t even get the score that they thought they got.

What has come to pass for decency and acceptable behavior is fairly pathetic.

In a sane world these people would get a fair trial and then quickly be executed. The idea of looking to Hollywood scum for moral guidance, what they perceive as "fair," is fairly laughable. It's bad enough Jared Kushner's convicted felon father Charles made a million dollar donation to Harvard to get his two sons admitted -- THAT is perfectly legal and acceptable. This is so much worse than mere child sexual abuse.

What vermin. What filth.

Anonymous said...

This is why a degree from an ivy league school shouldn't be considered any better than a public university these days. Between diversity-only admissions and allowing the idiot child of rich parents who pay to participate, the prestige has become diluted (and deluded).

This has done a great disservice to those people of any race or income level who are able to score extremely high on aptitude tests as well as other academic achievements. High scoring and high performing individuals deserve to exclusivity of a valuable degree. They are special.

Go back to admissions based on merit and not based on checking certain boxes and in time the prestige can be restored.

Anonymous said...

BAH HUMBUG! I'm not reading that due to my continuing protest over the blog-master's policy of NOT posting the names of the complicit boosters, donors and secret participants in the Ole Miss scandal.

Although promised early-on, not a single one of them has been mentioned here.....NOOooooobaddy.

Anonymous said...

You don't have to worry about that around here. They let just about anybody in . Some schools even wave the out of state fees.

Anonymous said...

I wake up this morning the same way as I did yesterday morning. Just a middle class yokel man with a stable family, with a ham headed set of moral values I inherited from past generations these elitists would find even more distasteful than me. I know I am despised by rich elitist from west coast to east coast just for not being a moral degenerate. They probably hate my wife too because tho she is gorgeous she isn't and never was a whore. She also isn't into killing babies (thankyou God). I silently hope and pray for a revolution in this country (also hope it is more successful than last time) so that my young innocent children can be delivered from these elitist private school going progressives who on one hand guide this country toward being a third world shit hole while with the other hand they are buying escape estates in New Zealand for once the delivery is complete.

Anonymous said...

5:31AM, You aren't wrong. I would be posed too if my child got rejected in favor of:

www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/teen-accepted-stanford-after-writing-blacklivesmatter-100-times-application-n742586
After completing his Stanford application, high school senior Ziad Ahmed realized an important component was missing amid a flurry of standardized test scores and extracurricular activities: his voice and passion.

That's when Ahmed took a gamble. In response to a question asking “What matters to you, and why?" the teen wrote "#BlackLivesMatter" exactly 100 times.

Anonymous said...

The much more widespread problem is kids getting bogus diagnosis in order to take ACT untimed. Good students who make A’s and B’s are getting to take test untimed while B and C students are having to take it timed. There may be a small few that need this advantage but most students either have a very small attention issue (don’t we all) or have no disability at all and are gaming the system. The truly insideous nature of this is that most of the people taking untimed test are wealthy and they are taking ACT related scholarships away from kids that need them. The bottom line to this and the Hollywood story is that some helicopter parents are truly mutts and will do anything to give their kids a unfair advantage.

Anonymous said...

IMO, every one of the kids whose parents bribed school officials should be immediately expelled and told to reapply for admission using their true credentials. Either the kids meet admission standards for these upscale universities, or they can attend community colleges assuming they can qualify for even that. My take on the whole scam is that these kids are suffering from "affluenza" like that kid from Texas who killed numerous people while DUI and whose mother fled to Mexico with him.

Anonymous said...

5:31 Is there anything in your world that is not a war against whites? Poor white people always trying to save the world and everybody else trying to destroy them. Boo hoo.

Anonymous said...

5:31 am

You need a therapist.

Seriously go seek help.

There is no war on whites you dumbass.

Anonymous said...

As long as people continue to refer to these, or any, people as "the ELites" they will believe themselves to be above the hoi polloi, the great unwashed masses.
Remember when Harry Reid complained that he couldn't stand the smell of Capitol tourists, and had them restricted to the new (at the time) Visitor Center next door?
6:34 was closer to the target by referring to these lawbreakers as vermin and filth.
It's past time to stop bending the knee!!

Anonymous said...

The practices uncovered by the latest investigation are indeed criminal. But please don't believe that they are some new or isolated phenomena. Higher education, especially at the so-called elite institutions, has historically filled their ample coffers this way. The advantages of being rich also included secrecy. In fact, it was probably worse before national standards and social media made everything public. But as usual some narrow minds will blame the whole thing on the doors opened wide in the name of "diversity".

Anonymous said...

8:23 am

You want to kill Americans who disagree with you?

I hope you die a horrid death....today.

Anonymous said...

This is nothing more than a novelty story. Colleges and universities are big business, plain and simple. They are doing damn near anything to make money. If you think for one minute this stuff is going to stop or even slow down you haven't finished kindergarten or witnessed SEC football recruiting. It's just a reminder to the colleges that nowadays you need to be a little bit slicker and less obvious about what you are doing.

Anonymous said...

9:10 It also didn't hurt that the kid is an "A" student and has impeccable academic credentials which got him accepted into other prestigious institutions without that "essay". But I'm sure you would still be pissed if your kid got rejected in favor of Ahmed.

Anonymous said...

Never forget this.......people with wealth and power live in a totally different country from the rest of us. Consider this......Nancy Pelosi has been a "public servant" all her life and has amassed a net worth of $195 Million dollars!

Rod Knox said...

Ross Barnett was very proud of the gold plated plumbing fixtures in his bathroom 50 years ago but Robin Leach apparently missed his opportunity to show the world what a great statesman Mississippi had back then.

Anonymous said...

8:01 a.m. - get a life. you apparently spend each and every day worrying about the school up north. never mind terrorists, sex traffickers, wife beaters, muggers, robbers, etc. you spend your time worrying about boosters at your rival school. just to let you in on a secret, all of the "big time" programs including your beloved leg humpers have a select group of boosters that, for whatever reason, get their thrills from enticing young men that have extraordinary football skills. your beloved leghumpers have also gotten into trouble because dumb ass alums wanted to pass a little cash along to the star athletes.

Anonymous said...

For years Ole Miss law graduates did not have to take the Miss bar exam to be admitted into the Miss bar. I am curious as to how many of these lawyers could have even passed the bar exam. Talk about entitled.

Anonymous said...

Dear Mr. Kingfish:
Thank you for posting all the documents. You were correct, interesting weekend reading.

Keep up the good work.

Anonymous said...

This is not just a Hollywood thing. It happens in Jackson all the time.
Private school honor students suddenly being diagnosed with learning disorders when it is time to take the ACT

Anonymous said...

Ok... I'm just going to say it. Does anyone else get confused on why one would have to cheat to get into USC? Yale... Stanford... Cornell... USC???

Anonymous said...

Hey Kingfish, read this
I don’t think the Robin Leach heading is getting the comments about this scam on a local level.
How about re posting under a new heading

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