Thursday, March 14, 2019

Straight Outta Rankin

Meet Parchman Resident Hughey Fikes:

Hughey was nice enough to provide some live reports from prison on Facebook.

All of these photos were posted this year. 

Straight Outtal Rankin? Yup.  Fikes is from Pelahatchie. 


Anonymous said...

If you want to impress me- ink your face.

Anonymous said...

I don't understand. How are these POS thugs allowed to have cellphones in prison!?!?

Anonymous said...

Ink dude must be from Pearl.

Anonymous said...

Welcome to Stankin Rankin

Anonymous said...

@10:09 AM

Bless your innocent heart. Repeat offenders tend to have cavernous orifices and are experienced in the arts of smuggling.

In short, that's a butt phone.

Anonymous said...

If KF had not provided context, I would have assumed it was Hinds County, especially with all of the shenanigans that take place at the Mason Motel.

Just Sayin' said...

Many of the COs have second jobs => smuggling cell phones and other contraband into the prison.

Anonymous said...

Thank you KF for posting something that points out that some place other than Hinds County has issues.

I bet the guards at that place are not too happy. Maybe detention centers need to start hiring social media types so they know who is doing what in the jail, because the guards sure as hell don't know.

Kingfish said...

I've posted similar videos from inside MDOC before.

Anonymous said...

Simon City Royal I see.

Anonymous said...

Time for another shakedown....

Anonymous said...

Would anyone here like to deal with these type of people for $25,000 a year? That's what corrections officers make when they start. Oh, and about 65% of corrections officers are female and the system wide vacancy rate for corrections officers is over 40%. Is there any question why these type of activities are going on?

Anonymous said...

at 11:22 AM

And in order for those "officers" to supplement their income, they provide this and other items.

Anonymous said...

Yes 11:06 AM, there are some criminals in other places than Hinds County. The difference is that we lock them up and our District Attorney prosecutes them.We have “real” judges that don’t turn them loose. As far as the problems at MDOC, Pelicia has let them get completely out of control. You need to talk to Phil and the legislature about that.

Anonymous said...

Assume this is a no-kill shelter.

Captain Marvelous said...

I would rather deal with the occasional property crime in Hinds while living a modern, progressive, and authentic urban lifestyle.

I couldn't stand to be surrounded by obese ignorant hillbillies in your tornado bait trailer parks or your ticky tacky McMansions in Rankin County.

Don't care about your chain shopping and chain restaurants. Keep them.

Anonymous said...

Captain Marvelous..we "obese, ignorant hillbillies generally refer to you and yours as volunteer victims....

Anonymous said...

They should be put in individual cages and charge admission to the public to walk thru to view these animals.

Anonymous said...

" no-kill shelter."

That's funny.

Anonymous said...


@12:55=BEST comment in a long time!

Anonymous said...

And the State Legislature is worried that the incarceration number are too high....and we need to craft a bill to release them early and stop putting so many in prison.

Anonymous said...

Captain Marvelous you’re still in Mississippi

Anonymous said...

Captain do you have any idea how many unreported violent crimes there are in your progressive, modern, and authentic urban neighborhoods?

Anonymous said...

Watching this video comes as no surprise to me.
Back in the late 90's I worked in every camp, tier, and cell block. Cell phones were new at that time but I can assure you that 95% of all contraband enters Parchman via the guards. Until the guards are paid enough to make a living, this will continue. Then and now only the people with the least amount of education and or skills attempt to become a corrections officer. There are so many ways that an inmate can manipulate a guard. In prison, someone is from your town, someone [staff members, convicts] know's who you are, your family, what you like to do, this information is traded just like a commodity at the "canteen". Through fear, intimadation or greed, these staff members are used as the smuggling pipeline.
If a K9 search was done at the main gate for every vehicle, person, package and delivery you might stop most of it but it would take an outside independent agency to accomplish that.

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