Wednesday, March 6, 2019

Meet the 300 Mississippi Leaders Endorsing Tate

As the filing deadline for the 2019 governor's race approaches, more than 300 Mississippi leaders have publicly signed on to endorse Lt. Governor Tate Reeves. This broad coalition of Trump campaign leaders, elected officials, and grassroots GOP leaders has come together to say that Tate Reeves is the choice of Mississippi's conservative voters. Reeves has earned this historic support because of his record of fighting for lower taxes, better schools, and more jobs.

“One of the things a Governor does is have a really strong relationship with his Republican Lt. Governor. Tate Reeves and I have not only worked together for the last eight years but even before that when he was State Treasurer. I think he’ll do an excellent job as Governor and that is why I’m supporting Tate Reeves as the next Governor for the state of Mississippi," said Governor Phil Bryant

"We've had a dedicated public servant at the state level, Tate Reeves, who has demonstrated not only his understanding of the needs of Mississippi but this Gulf Coast. Quite frankly, it doesn't matter who else is in it: we're backing Tate Reeves for governor of Mississippi," said Mayor Billy Hewes, Gulfport, who previously faced Reeves in the 2011 Lieutenant Governor primary.

"President Trump needs us to support strong conservatives who will have his back at the state level. If you believe in the Make America Great Again agenda, we need your help to elect Tate Reeves here in Mississippi. He's our guy," said Rob Rall, Hinds County Trump Chair.

"Tate Reeves is a conservative fighter who will stand up for Mississippi values," said Congressman Gregg Harper. "Tate grew up and raises his family here in Rankin County. He has a strong record of cutting taxes and getting government out of the way so Mississippi's economy can grow. I strongly support him for Governor."

"For me, it's very simple. You stand with your friends. Lt. Governor Tate Reeves has, over and over again, demonstrated that he is very sensitive to the challenges for our citizens, our cities, and of course our state. He's been there," said Mayor Fofo Gilich, Biloxi

“If you have conservative values, and you want a leader who shares them and is willing to fight for them, there’s only one choice in this governor’s race: Tate Reeves,” said Faye Dillard, GOP Chair, Pontotoc County

“Tate Reeves has done great things for this state, and he’s going to make an excellent Governor. He’s fought for lower taxes, less spending, and better government. We’re proud to support him,” said Sheriff Steve Rushing, Lincoln County

“Democrats have gone crazy. We need leaders who will stand with our President to keep their radical agenda out of our state. No question—the man for the job is Tate Reeves,” said Ellen Jernigan, Desoto County Trump Chair.

“Tate Reeves is the only choice for Mississippians who care about sound, conservative policies. No other candidate comes close to his record of standing strong for everyday Mississippians” said Kathy Henry, former President of Mississippi Federation of Republican Women.

“Tate Reeves is one of us—a principled, passionate, and dependable conservative who families across Mississippi can trust to fight for our interests. We’ve got his back, because we know he has ours,” said Sue Bush, State Executive Committee, 4th Congressional District.

Tate Reeves Endorsements
Governor Phil Bryant
Dane Maxwell, Trump State Director
Charles Porter, Trump Finance Chair
Jamie Peavy, Trump Deputy State Director
Former Congressman Gregg Harper
Sheriff Bryan Bailey, Rankin County
Sheriff Greg Pollan, Calhoun County
Gerald Steen, Supervisor Madison County
William Dugger, Alderman, Batesville
Mayor Mike Farve, Bay St. Louis
Mayor Fofo Gilich, Biloxi
Nathan Barrett, Councilman, Biloxi
Kenny Glavin, Councilman, Biloxi
Mayor Butch Lee, Brandon
Lu Coker, Alderman, Brandon
James Morris, Alderman, Brandon
Harry Williams, Alderman, Brandon
Dwight Middleton, Alderman, Brandon
Cris Vinson, Alderman, Brandon
Tahya Dobbs, Alderman, Brandon
Mayor Joe Cox, Brookhaven
Fletcher Grice, Alderman, Brookhaven
Sen. Jennifer Branning, District 18
Sheriff Chris Dickerson, Itawamba County
Steve Nelson, Alderman, Bruce
Sheriff Mike Ezell, Jackson County
Sen. Terry Burton, District 31
Janice Moser, Alderman, Byram
Richard Cook, Alderman, Byram
Sen. Joel Carter, Jr., District 49
Ronny Lott, Chancery Clerk, Canton
Jan Cossitt, Alderman, Clinton
Mike Cashion, Alderman, Clinton
Sen. Buck Clarke, District 22
Mayor Justin McKenzie, Columbia
Steve Singleton, Alderman, Crystal Springs
Mayor Sally Garland, Crystal Springs
Henry Toncrey, Councilman, D'iberville
Craig "Boots" Diaz, Councilman, D'iberville
Dr. Robby Ellis, Councilman, D'iberville
Mayor Rusty Quave, D'iberville
Mayor Tommy Schafer, Diamondhead
Mayor Dale Fortenberry, Farmington
Johnny Potts, Alderman, Farmington
Sen. Chris Caughman, District 35
Mayor Bob Morris, Florence
Mayor Gary Rhodes, Flowood
Kathy Smith, Alderman, Flowood
Donald Flint, Alderman, Flowood
Deron Harmon, Alderman, Flowood
Kirk McDaniel, Alderman, Flowood
Dusty Rhoades, Alderman, Flowood
Chip Mills, County Attorney, Fulton
Sen. Lydia Chassaniol, District 14
Mayor Phil Torjusen, Gautier
Carolyn Weathers, Alderman, Greenville
Mayor Billy Hewes, Gulfport
Rusty Walker, Councilman, Gulfport
Ron Rolland, Councilman, Gulfport
R. Lee Flowers, Councilman, Gulfport
Myles Sharp, Councilman, Gulfport
Cara Pucheu, Councilwoman, Gulfport
Sen. Josh Harkins, District 20
Carter Carol, Councilman, Hattiesburg
Sen. Dennis DeBar, Jr., District 43
Frank Thomas, Alderman, Houston
Phillip Carlisle, Supervisor, Lamar County
Sen. Joey Fillingane, District 41
Josh Todd, Supervisor, Lauderdale County
Harry Sanders, Supervisor, Lowndes County
Sen. Sally Doty, District 39
Trey Baxter, Supervisor, Madison County
Sheila Jones, Supervisor, Madison County
Tawanna Tatum, Alderman, Madison
Sen. Gary Jackson, District 15
Mayor Dale Berry, Magee
Will Tucker, Alderman, New Albany
Mayor Ken Strachan, North Carrollton
Sen. Dean Kirby, District 30
Mayor Chipper McDermott, Pass Christian
Casey Foy, Alderman, Pearl
Mayor Jake Windham, Pearl
David Luckett, Alderman, Pearl
Sen. Phillip Moran, District 46
Kevin Shows, Supervisor, Perry County
Gary Honea, Supervisor, Pike County
Rep. Fred Shanks, District 60
Mayor Russ Espiritu, Puckett
Jay Bishop, Supervisor, Rankin County
Steve Gaines, Supervisor, Rankin County
Jared Morrison, Supervisor, Rankin County
Daniel Cross, Supervisor, Rankin County
Bob Morrows, Supervisor, Rankin County
Larry Swales, Chancery Clerk, Rankin County
John Sullivan, Tax Assessor, Rankin County
David Bishop, Supervisor, Rankin County
Brad Partridge, Constable, Rankin County
Sen. John Polk, District 44
Pat and Cynthia Sullivan, Mayor, Richland
Chuck Gautier, Alderman, Ridgeland
Brian Ramsey, Alderman, Ridgeland
Bill Lee, Alderman, Ridgeland
Sen. Gray Tollison, District 9
Mayor Chris Marsalis, Ripley
Mayor Rick Hux, Seminary
David Little, Alderman, Starkville
Lynn Bryan, Councilman, Tupelo
Markell Whittington, Councilman, Tupelo
Buddy Palmer, Councilman, Tupelo
Mike Bryan, Councilman, Tupelo
Travis Beard, Councilman, Tupelo
Sen. Brice Wiggins, District 52
Mayor George Flaggs, Reeves State Finance Committee, Vicksburg
Mayor Brian Gomillion, Walnut Grove
Ken Craft, Former Supervisor, Walthal County
Mayor Mike Smith, Waveland
Mayor Alton Shaw, Wesson
Rep. Greg Snowden, District 83
Charlie Campbell, Alderman, Byram
Judy Fortenberry, Tax Collector, Rankin County
Robert Hancock, Constable, Rankin County
Mayor Scott Phillips, Olive Branch
Mayor Dane Maxwell, Pascagoula
Sheriff Steve Rushing, Lincoln County
Mary Martin, Councilwoman at Large, Gautier
Mark Huelse, Alderman, Oxford
Tony Greer, Former Supervisor, Hinds County
Alex Monsour, Alderman, Vicksburg
Andrew “Bubba” Labas, Former Alderman, Corinth
Mayor James Casey, Vardaman
Mayor John Henry Berry, D’lo
Mayor Cindy Bryan, New Hebron
Cindy Jones, Alderman, Walnut Grove
Randy Peoples, Alderman, Sebastopol
Barry Cumbest, Supervisor, Jackson County
Billy Karolyi, Alderman, Seminary
Jill Gilbert, Chancery Clerk, Franklin
Sen. Chuck Younger, District 17
Steve Vassallo, Trump Northern Regional Coordinator
Clyde Stewart, Trump Southern Regional Coordinator
Don Halle, Trump Finance Committee
Ellen Jernigan, Trump Chair, DeSoto County
Tim Timbs, Trump Chair, Sunflower County
Alex Monsour, Trump Chair Warren County
Trey Bowman, Trump/GOP Chair, Choctaw County
Thomas Futral, Trump/ GOP Chair, Chickasaw County
Chrissy Heard, Trump/GOP Chair, Lowndes County
Max Phillips, Trump/GOP Chair, Smith County
Bruce Brice, Trump Chair, Adams County
Teena Horn, Trump Chair, Chickasaw County
Chandler Mitts, Trump Chair, Clarke County
Lyndsey Lamb, Trump Co-Chair, George County
Sue Kirk, Trump Chair, Grenada County
Justin Skinner, Trump Chair, Harrison County
Rob Rall, Trump Chair, Hinds County
Jesse McConnell, Trump Chair, Hinds County
Linda Pennington, Trump Chair, Jefferson Davis County
Sonya Bridges, Trump Chair, Jones County
Todd Vallot, Trump Chair, Lauderdale County
Chandler Mathis, Trump Co-Chair, Leake County
Bernie Reed, Trump Chair, Lincoln County
Cindy Moore, Trump Co-Chair, Lincoln County
Gail Jones, Trump Chair, Marshall County
Dora Day, Trump Co-Chair, Pontotoc County
Josh Bowen, Trump Chair, Simpson County
Greta Siegel, Trump Chair, Simpson County
Ben Schute, GOP Chair/Trump Chair, Carroll County
Rosemary Smith, Trump Co-Chair, Smith County
Ricky Dubuisson, Trump Co-Chair, Stone County
Clarke Reed, Former MSGOP State Party Chairman
Brad White, Reeves State Finance Committee, Former MSGOP State Party Chairman
Arnie Hederman, Former MSGOP State Party Chairman
Joe Nosef, Former MSGOP State Party Chairman, State Executive Committee 2nd Congressional District
Henry Barbour, National Committeeman, State Executive Committee, 2nd Congressional District
Jeanne Luckey, Reeves State Finance Committee, MSGOP National Committeewoman
Spencer Ritchie Former Executive Director MSGOP
Kathy Henry, Former State President of the MFRW
Senator Lydia Chassaniol, State Executive Committee, 2nd Congressional District
Representative Greg Snowden, State Executive Committee, 3rd Congressional District
Keith Heard, State Executive Committee, 1st Congressional District
Donna Ruth Roberts, Reeves State Finance Committee, State Executive Committee, 1st Congressional District
Giles Ward, State Executive Committee, 1st Congressional District
John Dean, State Executive Committee, 2nd Congressional District
Nat McMullen, State Executive Committee, 2nd Congressional District
J.R. Jones, State Executive Committee, 2nd Congressional District
Veronica Naylor, State Executive Committee, 3rd Congressional District
Gary Harkins, State Executive Committee, 3rd Congressional District/Former GOP Chair, Rankin County
John Taylor, State Executive Committee, 3rd Congressional District/GOP Chair, Madison
Franc Lee, Reeves State Finance Committee, State Executive Committee, 3rd Congressional District
Pete Perry, State Executive Committee 3rd Congressional District /Hinds County GOP Chair
Ann Wood, State Executive Committee, 4th Congressional District
John Parker, State Executive Committee, 4th Congressional District
Brandon Payne, State Executive Committee, 4th Congressional District
Wayne Tisdale, Reeves State Finance Committee, State Ex Committee, 4th Congressional District
Sue Bush, State Executive Committee, 4th Congressional District
John Roberts, State Executive Committee, 3rd Congressional District/GOP Chair, Lincoln
Ashley Skellie, State Executive Committee, 4th Congressional District
Beth Hamilton, State Executive Committee, 1st Congressional District
Cheryl Cranford, State Executive Committee, 4th Congressional District, GOP Chair, Lamar
Joe Stedman, Former GOP Chair, Adams
Sandra McKiernon, Republican Women, Jackson County
Joe Kelly, GOP Chair, Amite County
Brandon Rowell, GOP Chair, Marion County
Kevin Cavendar, GOP Chair, Marshall County
Matthew Bennett, GOP Chair, Montgomery County
Bonnie Holland, GOP Chair, Pearl River County
Lanny Mixon, Former GOP County Chair, Perry County
Faye Dillard, GOP Chair, Pontotoc County
Patsy Gregory, Former GOP Chair, Chickasaw County
Marsha Roberts, GOP Chair, Clark County
Keith Blakeney, GOP Chair, Jasper County
Brad Mayo, GOP Chair, Lafayette County
Tyler Norman, GOP Chair, Lauderdale County
Janice Kervin, GOP Chair, Covington County
Derek Arrington, GOP Chair, Forrest County
Dolly Marascala, GOP Chair, Grenada County
George Williams, GOP Chair, Hancock County
Vance Cox, GOP Chair, Scott County
Jerry Don Keith, GOP Chair, Tishomingo County
Edwin Nordan, GOP Chair, Washington County
Mark Forsman, GOP Chair, Winston County
Hayes Dent, GOP Chair, Yazoo County
Phillip Izard, GOP Chair, Itawamba County
Frank Genzer, Harrison County
Pat Bruce, President Madison County Conservative Coalition
John Mosley Jr, GOP Club President, Jackson County
Dan Carr, GOP Club President, Harrison County
Sharron Womack, President Rankin County Republican
Ty Austin, Hinds County Executive Committee
Kenny Ellis, Hinds County Executive Committee
Joe Cloyd, Jackson County Republican Party
Doug Adams, Jackson County Republican Party
Jeffrey Belk, Jackson County Republican Party
Wayne Lennep, Jackson County Republican Party
Michele Blevins, Jackson County Republican Party
Adele Ledford, Jackson County Republican Party
Douglas Wood, Jackson County Republican Party
Paul Harris, Jackson County Republican Party
Robert Hardy, Jackson County Republican Party
Jan Hardy, Jackson County Republican Party
Cindy Elmore, Jackson County Republican Party
Darrell Holloway, Jackson County Republican Party
TJ Griffin, Madison County State Executive Committee
Bill Billingsley, Madison County Republican Executive Committee
Beau Cox, Rankin County Executive Committee
Brian Rhodes, Rankin County Executive Committee
Tyson and Erica Burleson, Rankin County Executive Committee
Criss and Missy Zebert, Rankin County Executive Committee
Tricia Redditt, Rankin County Executive Committee
Kristen Windham, Rankin County Executive Committee
Sandra Hales, Rankin County Republican Women
Pam Harkins, Rankin County Republican Women
Brittany Odom, Rankin County Republican Women
Yolanda Agoglia, Reeves State Finance Committee, Columbia
Ann Alexander, Reeves State Finance Committee, Meridian
Rick Calhoon, Reeves State Finance Committee, Jackson
Mike Chancellor, Reeves State Finance Committee, Laurel
Hon. Elizabeth Ames Coleman, Reeves State Finance Committee, Rosedale
Johnny Crane, Reeves State Finance Committee, Fulton
Greg Cronin, Reeves State Finance Committee, Ocean Springs
John Dane, Reeves State Finance Committee, Gulfport
Marty Davidson, Reeves State Finance Committee, Meridian
Barry Dreyfus, Reeves State Finance Committee, Pass Christian
Katherine Driskell, Reeves State Finance Committee, Hattiesburg
Tommy Duff, Reeves State Finance Committee, Columbia
Tommy Dulaney, Reeves State Finance Committee, Meridian
Bob Dunlap, Reeves State Finance Committee, Batesville
Bowen Flowers, Reeves State Finance Committee, Clarksdale
Gerard Gibert, Reeves State Finance Committee, Madison
Tom Gresham, Reeves State Finance Committee, Indianola
John Hairston, Reeves State Finance Committee, Gulfport
Monica Harrigill, Reeves State Finance Committee, Ridgeland
Michael Hatcher, Reeves State Finance Committee, Olive Branch
Chrissy Heard, Reeves State Finance Committee, Columbus
Jeremy Holmes, Reeves State Finance Committee, Tylertown
Paul Janoush, Reeves State Finance Committee, Rosedale
Pete Johnson, Reeves State Finance Committee, Clarksdale
Jonathan Jones, Reeves State Finance Committee, Columbia
Robert Kane, Reeves State Finance Committee, Bay St. Louis
Rhonda Keenum, Reeves State Finance Committee, Starkville
Colin Maloney, Reeves State Finance Committee, Tupelo
Dolly Marascalco, Reeves State Finance Committee, Grenada
Bruce Martin, Reeves State Finance Committee, Meridian
Robin McCormick, Reeves State Finance Committee, West Point
Johnny McRight, Reeves State Finance Committee, Greenville
Chip Mills, Reeves State Finance Committee, Fulton
Johnny Morgan, Reeves State Finance Committee, Oxford
Jane Moss, Reeves State Finance Committee, Greenwood
Kent Nicaud, Reeves State Finance Committee, Pass Christian
Hal Parker, Reeves State Finance Committee, Bolton
Chan Patel, Reeves State Finance Committee, Oxford
Chat Phillips, Reeves State Finance Committee, Yazoo City
George Pickett, Reeves State Finance Committee, Jackson
Gregg Rader, Reeves State Finance Committee, Columbus
Joe Sanderson, Reeves State Finance Committee, Laurel
Peyton Self, Reeves State Finance Committee, Marks
Bubba Simmons, Reeves State Finance Committee, Arcola
Harry Simmons, Reeves State Finance Committee, Yazoo City
Tim Smith, Reeves State Finance Committee, Corinth
Robert St. John, Reeves State Finance Committee, Hattiesburg
Jerry St. Pe, Reeves State Finance Committee, Pascagoula
Sue Stedman, Reeves State Finance Committee, Natchez
Gibb Steele, Reeves State Finance Committee, Greenville
John Stroud, Reeves State Finance Committee, New Albany
Milton Sundbeck, Reeves State Finance Committee, West Point
Worth Thomas, Reeves State Finance Committee, Jackson
Hue Townsend, Reeves State Finance Committee, Belzoni
Billy Van Devender, Reeves State Finance Committee, Jackson
Barry Wax, Reeves State Finance Committee, Amory
Matt Wesson, Reeves State Finance Committee, Tupelo
(Personal endorsements, not an official organization endorsement)

MEET TATE

Tate Reeves is a product of small-town Mississippi and a lifelong Mississippian. A strong conservative, Tate’s leadership in state government has focused on the principles of guarding the taxpayers’ dollars, improving educational opportunity, and growing new careers so that the state’s best and brightest can stay in our state.

Tate is pro-life, and is committed to protecting the rights of the unborn. He is committed to protecting the Second Amendment and will fight Washington liberals who try to take those rights away.

Tate’s business training in the banking sector made him the state’s foremost advocate for balancing the state budget while minimizing state debt. His conservative management helped fill the state’s “rainy day fund” and reduce the overall debt burden. Tate’s upbringing in Florence’s public schools made him driven to reform the education system to increase opportunity.

A father of three and husband to another small-town Mississippian, the former Elee Williams of Tylertown, Tate Reeves is dedicated to creating a future Mississippi in which all our children can thrive and stay at home to raise their children.

This post is a paid advertisement  by the Tate Reeves 
for Governor Campaign. 

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Trollfest '09

Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.

Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).


Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.

Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".

In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.


In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.

Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.

Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.


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Trollfest '07

Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.

There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.

If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.

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