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Trollfest '09
Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.
Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).
Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.
Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".
In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.
In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.
Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.
Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).
Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.
Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".
In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.
In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.
Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.
Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
Trollfest '07
Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.
There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.
If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.
If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
15 comments:
Friend posted this on Facebook as "Titanic Jackson".
OMG. Fake news. I am offended.
There’s not enough room on Northside Drive for Jack.
This must be at a Belhaven location.......
Well, Jackson is like the Titanic. Going down and taking a lot of people with it.
Many news programs and other people have commented negatively on the resurfacing project going on on Lake Harbor Road in Ridgeland. At least the City of Ridgeland has some plan for periodic street resurfacing. Lake Harbor Road was not torn up by potholes and broken pavement before it was resurfaced.....what a novel idea!! A street has to be in terrible condition in Jackson and be that way for several months before it gets any attention....if then. A the old saying goes, "if you have no idea where you are going, any route will get you there." No plan, no progress!!!
12:55 - love that Ridgeland plan. Their roads are all less than 40 years old, while most of Jackson's are twice as old. And, Jackson has three times the number of miles of roads with most of the city's infrastructure sitting on a large seam of yazoo clay.
Not defending Jackson's inept management over the past twenty years, but to compare the two towns should include the disparity between the two as well.
My street in Jackson is 49 years old and hasn't received any maintenance at all beyond inept pothole repairs and post-water leak patches since 1997. For math challenged Donna Ladd cultists that means no maintenance in the last 21 years. Over those 21 years we have paid $36,526 in property taxes to Jackson alone (not JPS and not Hinds County) and haven't received jack shit in return. So Leland, take you new tax idea and shove it.
March 27, 2018
TO: Editor, Clarion Ledger
RE: RIGHT UNDER THEIR NOSES
In an article dated September 8, 2017 in the Clarion Ledger, MDOT officials have said “the Agency needs approximately $225,000,000 million more a year in funding to bring paving up to satisfactory levels on State roads.” Another quote in the Clarion Ledger, “Lawmakers can’t agree on spending for roads.”
How do we get the money? Politician’s solution, Senator Dean Kirby wants to tax everything to do with transportation, i.e., Fuel, Electric Cars, Hybrid Cars, and Tires.
One way to get the $225 Million is to SAVE IT! Why do surrounding states including Florida, Texas, and many other states have superior roads then Mississippi? THE ANSWER IS RIGHT UNDER THEIR NOSES, RUBBERIZED ASPHALT. Rubberized Asphalt lasts at least two times longer than regular asphalt. MDOT has been aware of Rubberized Asphalt for twenty-five years. This is not a new technology. MDOT has done test roads and have had data for fifteen years proving this. Example: In Jackson, Mississippi, Terry Road from the City Limits to Byram is a Rubberized Road that is at least ten years old and is still doing fine.
If Rubberized Asphalt roads would last twice as long, the State could easily save that $225 million in Mississippi. This plan also solves the waste tire problem in Mississippi.
Why has this concept not been enacted in Mississippi? POLITICS – Who has the most money to lose if Mississippi gained $225 Million Dollars, or more a year? Mississippi’s road building industry.
Thomas M. Root
Madison, MS
March 27, 2018
TO: Editor, Clarion Ledger
RE: RIGHT UNDER THEIR NOSES
In an article dated September 8, 2017 in the Clarion Ledger, MDOT officials have said “the Agency needs approximately $225,000,000 million more a year in funding to bring paving up to satisfactory levels on State roads.” Another quote in the Clarion Ledger, “Lawmakers can’t agree on spending for roads.”
How do we get the money? Politician’s solution, Senator Dean Kirby wants to tax everything to do with transportation, i.e., Fuel, Electric Cars, Hybrid Cars, and Tires.
One way to get the $225 Million is to SAVE IT! Why do surrounding states including Florida, Texas, and many other states have superior roads then Mississippi? THE ANSWER IS RIGHT UNDER THEIR NOSES, RUBBERIZED ASPHALT. Rubberized Asphalt lasts at least two times longer than regular asphalt. MDOT has been aware of Rubberized Asphalt for twenty-five years. This is not a new technology. MDOT has done test roads and have had data for fifteen years proving this. Example: In Jackson, Mississippi, Terry Road from the City Limits to Byram is a Rubberized Road that is at least ten years old and is still doing fine.
If Rubberized Asphalt roads would last twice as long, the State could easily save that $225 million in Mississippi. This plan also solves the waste tire problem in Mississippi.
Why has this concept not been enacted in Mississippi? POLITICS – Who has the most money to lose if Mississippi gained $225 Million Dollars, or more a year? Mississippi’s road building industry.
Thomas M. Root
Madison, MS
Mr Root, while it has been known for a couple of decades that a different asphalt formulae would last longer, it does cost a small percentage more than the current mix. This would also harm the local economy by reducing road contracts, employment in that sector and the automotive parts and labor industry by reducing repairs. We simply can not afford to make that change at this time.
I have plenty of polymer (rubberized) asphalt that is life expired at about 16 years, it is not some magic bullet to make pavements last 30+ years.
MDOT has a much better mix for high axle load roads with significant truck traffic like the interstates, SMA, Stone Matrix Asphalt for high rutting resistance, topped with a thin OGFC mix that is pervious to prevent hydroplaning.
Another socialist speaks up to say, "This would also harm the local economy by reducing road contracts, employment in that sector...yada yada."
The same type chirpers who claim a county can NOT be in the business of saving money by outsourcing and privatization because they're in the 'employment office' business and doing that will put some people out of work.
Government at every point of its existence has become an employment agency. Any streamlining and process improvement may cost somebody a job and therefore must be avoided at all costs.
He is standing on his car. Only got out because the sunroof was open.
"This would also harm the local economy by reducing road contracts, employment in that sector and the automotive parts and labor industry by reducing repairs. We simply can not afford to make that change at this time. "
Att: 6:11. I read this as sarcasm, because no one could be stupid enough to believe this and still remember to breath regularly.
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