Friday, March 23, 2018

Lock your cars!

The Madison Police Department issued the following statement.


This morning the Madison Police Department received reports of the thefts of items from the interior of unlocked automobiles that were parked at residences overnight on Kay Drive and Longwood Trail in the City of Madison.

Investigators with the Madison Police Department are actively investigating these incidents.

Residents are reminded to lock their automobiles’ doors when not in use and to not leave valuables within their automobiles.

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

Crime is rampant in Madison!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Let your Doberman sleep in the car........you can leave it unlocked then......

Anonymous said...

MADISON IS SO DANGEROUS!

Anonymous said...

and so it begins....welcome to the problem Jackson has been facing for decades. Eventually, beta males in Madison will instruct others to leave your car unlocked without the valuables inside so that your windows will not at least get broken. Let's roll over and play dead!

Anonymous said...

Also, under cover of darkness, An 80 foot long, two story, rusted out boat hull was taken from the Rice Road junk yard and inoperable equipment museum. Since this was one of the city's defining items, the mayor is offering a reward for return of this particular piece.

Anonymous said...

This is in the MRA area. No windows were broken, only cars with unlocked doors were targeted. Sounds like high school kids misbehaving.

Mary Hawkins and other city officials have been trying to get the guy who owns that lot to clean it up for years. She'd probably offer the reward to the guy who took the junk.

Anonymous said...

Wrong, 8:23. The mayor has done zero, nada, zip to get that junk yard cleaned up. The city even built a fence around it and planted trees. Anything but fine his ass and get action. Ole man Rice actually laughs at the mayor, knowing he's untouchable. She's scared to death of him. She's told the law "Hands Off"!

Bill Dees said...

@8:23 - Where's John Reeves and his "environmental court" when you need them?? They'll not hesitate to slap a fine on a poor woman for leaving a mountain bike with one wheel on her front porch, but charge a guy whose property appears from the street to be an actual environmental hazard? Hell, no!

Anonymous said...

It's difficult to appreciate the magnitude of these 'offenses' when they happen only because people leave their cars unlocked.

This would be like leaving your lawn mower or fancy bike out near the road, but still in your yard, overnight and act like a major crime occurred when they weren't there the next morning.

Anonymous said...

These stories of criminals "opening" unlocked cars and taking items have been going around for years and years and people STILL don't lock their doors...

Anonymous said...

Does the law call it something different than stealing if a person takes your belongings from your car, yard, or home? Is there not a law against people taking your belongings without your permission?
People need to quit blaming the victim. Put the blame where it should belong, right on the head of the thieves.
Hell thieves steal the wiring and air conditioners right out of people's homes, schools, and ever churches.
We need law enforcement that does not blame the victim for having their belongings stolen.
We do not need people who defend thieves for the theft of items from your home, yard, and car.

Anonymous said...

Madison needs to mandate more cameras on private property!

Anonymous said...

Madison is a goddamn police state. You can’t drive down Hoy or Rice roads after 10pm without going through a roadblock. The cops are hyper vigilant and have take serve and protect to enforce and punish.

Anonymous said...

Just wait til Academy opens in two weeks with hundreds of pistolas and long-guns. The Durant and Yazoo crowd will flood the place.

Anonymous said...

They flood Madison with tax dollars too! Madison will then be able to hire even more police who don't play around and keep the city safe!

Circular Reasoning 101 said...

7:15 - Riddle me this. Why does Madison keep welcoming nail salons, burger joints, taco houses, firearms dealers, chicken sellers, Mexican restaurants and dollar trees in order to hire more police to deal with the increased influx of out of county folk who rush in to patronize those places that we didn't need?

So, if I understand your logic: When we bring in thirty new cheap-assed retail rooftops that will only draw Yazoo, Holmes, Leake and Hinds thugs....we can use the additional tax money to hire additional cops to deal with the thugs that would not have visited had we not added the rooftops?

Anonymous said...

2:51 Go back and re-read 12:54. Not blaming, just questioning their lack of common sense.

Anonymous said...

8:19, limits to what city zoning can do. Legally hard to exclude a business type from totally locating within a city. Some folks like guns, burgers, and dollars stores. Madison pushes the limits pretty good anyway.


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