Friday, December 23, 2016

Subway robber arrested

The Madison Police Department issued the following statement and mug shot:



12 comments:

Anonymous said...

A Jackson resident. Who didn't see that coming.

Anonymous said...

How long before he's out

Anonymous said...

This guy is going away for a while.

Anonymous said...

For all the Jacksonians who gleefully pointed at a single robbery in Madison, here are the differences:

1) The criminal is not a resident of the city where the crime occurred
2) The criminal was caught
3) No one was murdered

Keep Fondren Funky!

Anonymous said...

Can't imagine why he would confess. Any theories on that?

Toilet paper by the gross said...

Madison crime is on the rise...and Costco hasn't even broken ground...just wait

Anonymous said...

Dear Toilet Paper: The Costco plans do not call for a store in Madison. Keep on Truckin'........

Anonymous said...

@ 5:47. Point number 3 is something you might want to think before you write. Yes, Jackson is terrible with crime, but 3 men were killed last week and your choice of words was not the best. Let's all hope those families will heal. As far as the 2 white trash thugs ( the stripper and the white boy witht eh FLAT BRIM hat). They will get their day....it's coming....

Anonymous said...

What number is Jackson up to this year? Last thing I saw they were at 65. Got to be near 70 or above.

Anonymous said...

Two things

1st - Crime is going to happen, get over it and where it happens.

2nd - if I was a resident of Ridgeland, I would keep fighting that Costco location. That store has a 15 year shelf life and you will be stuck with a big box store and they will not let a competitor take over the property.

Jackson, Ridgeland, Pearl, Madison, Brandon, and Clinton need to get on one accord. You have adjacent cities, opening new stores that another city has or loses. Pearl opened the outlet mall, never considering how that would affect the outlets in Vicksburg.

We need to start recycling our retail spaces in the Metro area.

Lemme See If I Got This.. said...

The post at 12:00 makes no sense. I almost said very little sense, but 'no sense' is the correct description.

While he's thinking about the long term future of a potential Costco and how the Outlets in Pearl might affect those in Vicksburg, he completely forgot to mention Ratliff Ferry, the Confederate Cemetery at Raymond and the cell tower pine-tree in left field at Madison Central. Surely all of these will have a similar effect on crime.

Anonymous said...

@5:30pm - "Lemme See If I Got This."

I clearly stated two things in my post, but I guess being a knuckle dragging mouth breathing troglodyte you didn't thoroughly read the ENTIRE THREAD for talking points.

the first point touched on the robbery at subway

the second point was touching on @5:54am and 11:02pm's post regarding the so-called Costco coming to Madison County.

But being the genius you are, you colluded the points into one

GTFOH with that condescending garbage

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