Saturday, December 3, 2016

Idiot of the day (Updated)

JPD issued the following statement:

On Friday, December 2, 2016, at approx. 11:30 PM, Jackson Police officers responded to Studio 7 at 5925 I-55N regarding a domestic disturbance. There was a male on scene that was allegedly causing a disturbance with a female. Officers accompanied the female to the location to retrieve items.

Upon officers' arrival, they observed the suspect, later identified as Brandon Jones, 25; stationary in the driver's seat of a Cadillac vehicle. His seat was reclined and officers observed a pistol laying on his upper torso. Officers spoke with him and attempted to disarm him during the course of this incident. Jones allegedly reached for his weapon, an officer discharged his service weapon striking Jones multiple times. He was extracted from the vehicle and transported to UMMC via AMR for medical treatment. He is listed in stable condition.

There were no other injuries reported. The unidentified officer will be placed on administrative leave with pay during the course of the investigation. Jones could face charges upon his release from medical treatment. This investigation is ongoing.

 Prior to this incident, the suspect, Brandon Jones was wanted and had active warrants for his arrest for domestic violence and traffic violations. These warrants were confirmed and verified by responding officers.

Update: Idiot was carrying this Beretta CO2 pistol:


Anonymous said...

Hmm. How will he pay his medical bills?

Anonymous said...

Sounds like this officer needs to go back to shooting school. Going to cost the tax payers a lot of money now and in the future!!!!!!

PittPanther said...

11:27am, I'm sure his b&tches will work extra hard to cover his bills.

Oh, his I wish those crap motels along I55 could go away - motel 6, super 8, etc.

Anonymous said...

Sell the Caddy if it is not stolen.

Anonymous said...

11:44. That's racist. The Patel family runs all of these dives.

If the officer had stepped back toward the rear of the vehicle, the guy would have offed himself and there would be no need for medical treatment or a protracted investigation.

Anonymous said...

@11:44, we wish all of those hotels would leave,but... meet today's new section 8 housing. When was the last time you saw low income housing being built? The government has cut a deal with motel chains that when they sell, they sell to Indians. The Indians own the properties and turn them into weekly housing. Right under your nose. It started when Katrina displaced so many government dependents and we had to find a place for them to live. This has become the reality. Now, some surrounding cities are seeing the New hotels built as a tax revenue when in reality after 5 to 7 years they sell and get turned into low housing. Burn the old unusable down, don't build anymore and turn the Metro center into one big low housing and surround it with razor wire, put 72 basketball courts in the parking lot, because they don't have cars. Move a public school into the building save transportation costs and then move onto Northpark......

Anonymous said...


Please tell us you're making that up.

(The first part of your post... we know the 2nd part is)

Anonymous said...

Ok, I'm assuming that the person who posted the comment at 1:41 is the idiot referred to in the article title. Really??? You can't really believe that?

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