Jackson Jambalaya

What is Tia Maria?

1:01
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That's the good lookin gal who use to sing in the "80's. You can pour her in my egg nog anytime...matter of fact the gals from the "80"s use to be hotter than the gals today...kept themselves up better. Might be me, but they looked better back then. Slim, big hair and hot!!!

This fits in well right above the late preacher's column.

2:10; If you were drooling over gals in the eighties, chances are you're a fat slob now hoping you can chew your supper without dislodging your upper bridge. Anybody slim and hot with big hair would cross the street to the opposite sidewalk if you approached.

What a miserable life you lead @2:24 PM.

2:24 Thar's rude. You must be well aware of that situation as you get off the lazy boy when your t.v. dinner is ready.

2:24, did you get that description by looking at yourself in the mirror? You must be a lib

What in the heck is a lib?

Lib is slang for political eunuch.

5:06 PM
Obviously you are one of those poor souls who identify your self as "right wing" but really can't say why other than you agree with what you believe are "conservative" ideals. In truth, the majority of well educated and broad minded persons who consider themselves republican don't think as you do and certainly wouldn't use "words" such as "lib" to express a well thought out opinion. I am closely aligned with the Republican Party and would appreciate your vote but find your attitude as off putting as that of 2:24 PM.

Thanks Kingfish. This is a JJ tradition that I look forward to every year!

Your egg nog recipe is up there with the House of Hotty Toddy Saga & the " Hottest Reporter Poll ".

I really hope these safe space progressive types try it.
It might slow down their continuing meltdown.

2:10 attempts to reconcile his chauvinistic disdain for the female person by re-appearing as 3:16, 3:18 and 5:06. However, you can't unring that bell. Learn a lesson and be more modest in your appreciation of ladies.

Shouting 'Yee Haw I screwed her!' will get you nowhere in today's society. Sigh.

How did an egg nog recipe become partisan?

My 2:10 was to be taken as you want. 2:24 however had to have been a female, and one who couldn't get a date in the 80's , 90's, and maybe not even in these modern times. As far as the lib comment goes, I'm a conservative and I don't like what the LIBERALS stand for. I give up! Too many damn lawyers or wanna be lawyers are on this blog.

To clarify, the TIa Maria is a dark liquor made from Jamaican coffee beans Teena Marie was a singer in the 80's. By the way, that egg nog is good.

Any bourbon and brandy in particular?

What was that woman's name who was on the island with Gilligan?

Tina Louise

November 28, 2016 at 4:49 PM;

I use a good, reasonably-priced bourbon, such as Four Roses yellow label which I normally keep stocked in the cabinet.

As for brandy, I've used E&J and Korbel, but I prefer Laird's apple brandy. It's quite good in cocktails, too. I've never used pisco.

One thing I've learned is it pays to buy extremely fresh eggs, as in the ones you'd find at a farmer's market direct from the source.

Extremely fresh eggs = those with warm poop streaks.

The guy who posts comments like this one no doubt wears a corduroy blazer with powder-blue or red ascot from JCP. Lifted pinky suspected.:

"I use a good, reasonably-priced bourbon, such as Four Roses yellow label which I normally keep stocked in the cabinet."

PS: The egg nog ain't bad but Kroger's milk case has good stuff too for a starter. It goes on sale December 26.

Dekuyper Peach Brandy, Half-Pint, can't be beat(en). Fits right in your back, left jeans pocket for stadium or church use.

Hey 7:17, I gonna be hangin with you from now on. As far as Tina Marie, Tina Louise and Tina Fay, they all look pretty dang good.

Is the cream whipped to form soft peaks or stiff peaks? Starting this recipe tonight.

Tip: Briarwood was out of Tia Maria, but Joe T's had several bottles in stock.

7:08 AM/I Love Peaches,

Well, I ain't dumpin' a half bottle of Pappy 15 in it, but there are some out there who will.

And my ascot is kelly green, which works well on St. Patty's Day, too.



9:13 AM,

Stiff peaks.

There is nothing better this time of the year than certified Mississippi Shine. The boys from Pickens are delivering this weekend.

You can use Frangelico or Nocello instead of Tia Maria. However, Tia Maria gives it the best taste. The liquor store in the Quarter sometimes has it as well.

Discount Wine and Spirits at the end of Ridgewood Rd. has a a few bottles left. I picked one up yesterday. The Quarter did not have any.

Kingfish would be well advised to mention the liquor store of one of his paid advertisers, whose neon sign appears over there to the right of this thread.

Sounds like there's a run on the 'Tia in the metro area.

Of course, it's a great coffee topper, something to think about next time you're in the CFA drive thru in the morning.

Messen: Drive sober or be pulled over.